P-pls take aquaman seriously you guise

p-pls take aquaman seriously you guise

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Aqua Vita

>gets thrown into a wall for the 50th time
Him punch Steppenwolf in the face was cool tho

>"take aquaman seriously"
>make him quipman and the butt of many jokes
>also make him not do anything important

Stop sting this picture gay

He literally did nothing.

you're outing yourself by being this triggered by a shirtless bodybuilder

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>trailer has a metal as fuck Testman slamming scotch, chucking the empty bottle, and disappearing into a crashing wave.
>movie introduces him as a low energy nobody who seems boring and may be gay

I wonder where they could have gone wrong?

Also wtf was this even

What the fucking goddamn hell

They tried a bit hard to make him "cool".

Should have used this Aquaman
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All you need to do to make people take Aquaman seriously is make him act like an actual king, rather than an edgy grunge rocker.

I have noticed a lack of "this triggers the numales" posting ever since the movie came out

eh it died off months before honestly.

>I hope you guys are hype for our next movie, Aquaman!!
>Cut down his backstory in JL, doesnt properly show Atlantis, gives him barely any action scenes

Bravo WB

>Amber Heard manages to be worse than Gal Gadot

Memes aside, really should've used jolly Blonde McHuge instead of Gruff McRough. But I guess they thought 2 funnymen would be too much.

I like what they did with the comics, he's just a dude who spent most of his life on the surface chilling with his dad and despite his claim to the throne of Atlantis it's not who he is, and is willing to defer to his half-brother, who he had a pretty cool relationship with this time around instead of being a jealous nutjob.

He's a mixture, to the detriment of both sides

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I intended to see Justice League for Aquaman.

But I guess I dont have to now.

>Aquaman
>spend the entire movie being thrown around the sky like a human dart

Was it really that hard to have the final battle take place near a lake or something so he could actually use his powers?

Well they had to set it the final fight in Kerslavistan so we could get all those really interesting scenes with the russian family.

I though those threads were made by a faggot you enjoyed posting pics of those guys with no shirt

>too big
>long hair
>tattoos
muh edgy super men

He has no character development in the movie.

He sucks.

So whats aguaman's superpowers?

He shoots his semen really far

Talk to goldfish

You should take Aquaman serious. He's the king of Atlantis and can control the ocean. Did you know that earth is about 71% water!?
>buh buh talk to fish XD
We haven't even discovered 5% of the ocean. Who knows what kind of monsters live in the deep ocean.

Besides that DCEU Aquaman is dumb and not the Arthur we know and love

Who the fuck is aguaman?

>Haven't discovered 5% of the ocean
Are you retarded?

youtube.com/watch?v=B8m6WxvZHmo

Justice league did it better.

I should have said explored.

>You're insane in the membrane, Bruce Wayne

I walked out right then.

Ohhhh I see now! meant 95%.

agua man senior

would love to be BLACKED by this guy.

you mean KAHUNA'D

underrated

This, didn't even feel like he had any abilities besides swimming fast.

Poor Jason, hope they do better with his movie.

kahuna? explain, im not a burger.

I take him more seriously than Thor at this point.

>explain, im not a burger.
Neither am I. Why do people say that as if it's some amazing excuse?

Why does aquamon need to hold his breath before jumping in the water?

>talks to water
>water talks to fish

Was he supposed to be Aquaman or transgender Moana?

He put Superman's body in the krypton water.

They're going the heir to the power of Poseidon route, which should mean that we'll see him capable of tsunamis, hydrokinesis, and depending on how deep into the mythology we go, generating earthquakes.

That's in addition to the whole command of sea life, supersonic "swimming," high resistance to any sort of damage, superstrength, and, of course, breathing water.

Saved the crew from drowning.

ITT: even more faggots who think they know how to make a movie.

because he's the waterman

OK, Semen.

This was on the big screen.
How can Whedon be so incompetent

dork

Are these from New 52 run?

He can swim good, stop water (a bit) he can jump high
Other than that I don't know really, movie was really shit at explaining anything

Was this supposed to look epic?

what is going on here?

i just asked for an explination, no need to get triggered bro.

ploop

>take serious to a comics character
What a great time to be alive

I wonder how many designer drugs he takes to keep that bod?

He can pick up a boulder with relative ease.

less than the pebble

He's a fucking tank. Super strong and durable. Telepathic connection to marine life.

Yeah, Aqauaman was one the few nu52's that was actually good

thanks, i'll check it out.

reshoot

that was marketing

Well you have to admit it's better than repeating family guy jokes like everyone else does.
>lmao aquaman sucks he can only talk to fish
Though I was bothered they put in the basic bitch 'my superpower is I'm rich' joke for batman. What's next, Wonder Woman can't find the invisible jet?

Orm really got the shit end of the stick, he defended Atlantis because he thought the surface world was attacking them only for it turn out to be Vulko all along to put Arthur in the throne. The guy genuinely cares for his people albeit in a autistic way.

Actually, maybe.

>but I yielded
>can I have some water please?
>I need to speak to my brother, can you call him?
;__;

>What is a Black Manta?

At least he is with glasses waifu for now, when will Johns do his 7 kingdom arc

That's the most padded, run on sentence of fucking nonsense I've ever read.

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He went back to talking to the fish in Abnett's run.

Really? I liked that in David's run