Which do you choose?

Which do you choose?

im so ugly i don't get to choose!

To be honest, both.

I'm black, but i'm gonna have to go with top.

I would be able to get the girl in the bottom pic but when I tell you the story it she would look like the girl in the top.

>top: Europe
>bottom: USA

>implying even the fatty would be interested in jack black (or me)

bottom because she gives better blowjobs and the one on top is a turtle in bed a probably cheats on me

jack black is incredibly desirable
the plot hole is that we're meant to believe gweneth paltrow is attractive

>probably cheats on me
Whats it like being Sup Forums soyboy?

During a break in filming, Gywneth got a coffee from a cafe in her fat suit. Afterward she cried because she didn't realise the world is very different for ugly people

No you're going with the bottom one.

something something jade eggs...
I'm in love with Jack Black, the movies he's been in have all held up for me, just marathoned a bunch and even John Cusack can't bring him down in my eyes.
God I want him to serenade me and then fuck me raw so that I may bear his children.

Start off with top and make her look like the bottom.

The one on top would get fat eventually... so
Can BBW/SSBBW threads please become a thing here?
Pretty /kino/ watching 500lb women feed each other cake and oil their rolls, IMO

based Pierceposter.

What’s wrong with John Cusack?

jack black is desirable because hes rich.

the character wasn't rich.

>Europe: Low-test
>America; High-test
checks out

So, did roll and get two of a kind, or three of a kind?
Fucking filter.

Have you ever seen Serendipity?
he touched mai waifu

no one i dont like white women

I guess you refere to girls test-values?

>refere
>this lack of reading comprehension
pathetic

Both, please.

Either/or. I see benefits to both.

The truth is, Gwyneth made that up.

Youre pathetic

>World capital of obesity talking about testosterone.

Thats rich.

she would never do such a thing

please don't take her away from me :(

My ex gf once admitted to me that she found jack black sexy and had had a sex dream about him once. I don't know what he's got, but whatever it is he's definitely got it.

have you seen his twitter?

something something seven limes...

Obviously the fat one, she's pretty much perfect, just needs to be very hairy and not shave.

why not thin and hairy?

that's top waifu material

Both at the same time, any other answer is that of a total fucking pussy

whos the top one tho

>that was considered to be an utter abomination back in 2001
>this is a model in the US in 2017

>even John Cusack can't bring him down in my eyes

what the fuck is wrong with you

Bottom
It's her off season she's just gaining mass

It's not so bad. At least this crashing wave of fierce fatties will take care of itself in fairly short order via immobility and an early death.

I'm going with the bottom one.

Youre forgetting heartattack at 40 and diabetes at 30.

Neither, because Paltrow is a nutter who puts steam and jade eggs in her vagina

I know about Tess but I never knew she did this shit lmao is that a nipple where the pillow starts?

I genuinely can't tell. It's like a fucking blobfish.

Nothing, I liked all his shit from the 80s and Gross Pointe Blank is one of my favorite movies but the guy has changed, plus he's a package deal with his sister. Can't separate them in my head, every time I got to town thinking about John I see his sister in a neckbrace and it ruins it for me.

>I’m healthy you shitlords stop say
>crams entire deep pan stuffed crust pizza into mouth
>-Ing I’m not just because I don’t fit the standard def-
>chugs entire 6l bottle of Mountain Dew
>-I notion of beauty that MEN put together doesn’t me-
>breaks into baskin and robbins factory and eats the entire production line output
>-an I’m unhealthy and why does my left arm hurt
>has giant heart attack, too fat to move, swells up and explodes like a beached sperm whale

YASSSSS DELUSIONAL QUEEN SLAY

>Gwyneth Paltrow face on both
Top I suppose if it's real, bottom if illusion.

>That's rich
Like their diet.

>6l bottle of Mountain Dew
Jfc, do they make those?
also, isn't the left arm hurting a movie meme? doesn't the chest tighten up with the right arm irl?

jesus fucking christ I just realized

this is THE MOVIE that wouldn't be made today

holy fucking shit imagine if this came out. the butthurt would be so fucking huge on twitter, tumblr and and other sites would literally explode. You literally cannot make a movie like this today.

Fancy doing a joint kick starter to get it rebooted?

What do you think would upset them more; a skinny chick in a fat suit or a fat chick made digitally slim?

>skinny chick in a fat suit
CULTURAL APPROPRIATION REEEEEEE----
*breathes heavily*

You do know that's all mostly nonsense right?
She's the fucking living embodiment of Sup Forums. She knws thhe press will repeat everything she says 100% uncritically so goes out of her way to make more and more outlandish claims, only for the press to print them as gospel truth.

Honestly if she said she carries a monkey up her butt they'd believe her.

how the fu-
man I need to go to sleep

Fat>thin. Not much fatter than the OP pic for practical reasons though.

Without the tattoos, and with body hair, looks good to me.

What did they mean by this?

>main character is shown as a shallow guy that just wants a hot chick
>gets thin-vision and he sees every woman in his shallow view
>in the end he loses his vision but realises he loves the obese girl for what she is

Nah, it'd be good.

lol

but fat people are less hygienic

Falls for a meme started by fat ugly chicks you have got to be as dumb as pigshit user.

Her fucking arm is bigger than most men's legs. And it's entirely fat. You need help. Serious mental help.

Eastern Europe is different

It was actually started on /fit/ to mock people that liked fat girls. Then that whole "if you act like a retard for long enough, some actual retards are going to show up and think they're in good company" thing took effect.

>tfw I was spamming hot thicc girls in the early /fit/ days to combat all the cardio bunnies
I didn't know what I was contributing to and I apologize. I'm just a nigga that loves thicc wymen, fat asses, and big titties.

Saw thumbnail thought her tits are huge open thumbnail what the fuck.

stop saying soyboy, it sounds more like slang for weeb than cuck

>incels obsessed with upsetting roasties
Pottery

fpbp

I keep thinking that too, like what's wrong with saying softboy?

Bottom.

This movie clearly made my fat fetish.

share some fat kino m8

BRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFTFTFTFTFPFFFFFFFTFFF

pungent!

I am so ugly I do not even try

...

That's a man.

A girl in Spiderman Homecoming

bro, it doesnt matter at this point

Even better.

imagine being born in today's age
there's an ever increasing chance your mother is this

Everyone's mother was a whore though.
The difference is no one took photos of it back then.

>based giv poster

I've lost most of my feeling and impetus toward women in general so I'd probably just do a 360 and walk away. Don't feel like being bothered. Skinnier one though.

Nope
Search for Reinapop Clisp4sale

>man
>pregnant

yeah sure

Just googled her. That's literally the only photo of her where she looks good.

Who are you kidding.

>pregnant

Try again user

Not pregnant

...

top of course

large stomach is incredibly unattractive

goddamn, post more fatty actresses user

P-post pic of her benis

...

The person who looks healthy and does not suffer from a disease

Goddamn I miss her.

Though I can kinda understand why, she packed on so much weight so fast. Must have fucked her up something chronic