How would a gay version of James Bond work?

How would a gay version of James Bond work?

Cast someone cute & we'll see.

>Would a gay version of a Sup Forums thread work?

no, it wouldn't.

It needs to be Bomer tbqh

In theory it works, but instead of bond girls we would have bond boys. And how likely is it that he has to seduce an attractive gay guy for a mission?

Everything would be the same, except Bond would be crying in the shower like Eva Green in Casino Royale after

YAME SBOND

>straight actors can't play gay characters
kys

Doesn't Bond just seduce women for the hell of it (most of the time) rather than it being something imperative to his missions? Either way, a gay bond who seduces women for his job could still be interesting.

he literally lets a woman get shot in the head in that movie then 5 seconds later makes a quip to Silva.

he doesn't care about women at all.

Same as now, but Bond fucks Derek up the arse.

Bond is a giant advertisement for all the masculine fantasies. It's almost engineered as a reflection of male desire in order to sell watches or whatever.

To make a gay bond work you have to make a great part of the society gay first.

It has nothing to do with characters or the story, but with the expectations of the audience.

Ladies and gentleman, your new James Bong

Honestly, a lot of the gay guys I know are very classically handsome and masculine. I think it's possible to make a good gay version of James Bond but it'll lose money because it features a minority as the main character.

it only has to be him seducing one mark. he never has long term relationships with any of the Bond girls anyway.

they're all throwaway parts that mean nothing, so why not have one that's even a little different.

Well there are the Mission Impossible films.

Yam Esbond?

Then just go all the way and also make him a Muslim and played by Idris Elba.

unironically laughed

watched the movie with my dad in the cinema. not gonna lie, most uncomfortable moment with my dad during a movie ever.

the sexual vibes in this moment were off the charts. made me struggle for 5 seconds

the very first Bond film had plenty of black people though and black characters are plentiful throughout the franchise. diversity wasn't a big deal for this series until Sup Forums babies started crying about it.

You'll find out the next movie ;^)

james bond has gotten so awful

bring back brosnan desu

Will the new movie be called Octoboipucci?

haha faggot

>tfw you will never see gay bond sex up a hot twink in a movie

oh man the birth of a new meme?

It wouldn't. While the society has become a shitload more tolerant towards minorities, it doesn't really let minorities touch REALLY important legacy characters like James Bond or Batman.

Bond is the epitome of masculinity. Guys want to be him, girls fantasize about him, etc. Even the most tolerant societies mostly think of gay guys as something feminine. Having any connection to a gay relationship would lower Bond's value.

No, having a bond past his prime is never good. Remember the Roger Moore days when he was still portraying Bond into his 60s?

Also, there seems to be a pattern recently where whenever they do a new bond, the first movie is really good, and then the others that come after it are all mediocre. It's like they put all their effort into making each "reboot" with a new Bond really exciting to bring back attention to the franchise, and then they just coast with lazy movies after.

Look at how Goldeneye was fantastic, but then the other Brosnan films were dogshit. Or how Casino Royale was really good, and then the other Craig films were mediocre

Black side characters have always been okay, black Bond is not.

I don't think they'll go down that route anyway.

not until there's another hiatus and Bond is soft rebooted, like with Casino Royale. But that won't happen for a LONG long while.

they should go full edge/political again like with brosnan and north korea.

maybe let Bond infiltrate ISIS as a volunteer jihadist or something.
they need to show balls again with this franchise

They'd go back to having Russia be the bad guy, because the entire establishment on both sides of the aisle has been trying to meme ">muh russia" to people for the past few years now

why not bond go up against /po/

How about a straight bond that seduces straight men?

It's not a meme you ridiculous Sup Forumsedditor
The Russians have been actively working against Western interests in every sphere for decades
Speak to anyone who works in foreign intelligence candidly and they will tell you that the Cold War never really ended after the fall of Communism, it just de-escalated
The popularity of opinions like yours actually further convinces me of the effectiveness of Russian propaganda

How about a normal Bond that doesn't engage in any of that weird shit.

I literally do not care. I don't care about muh Ukraine, I don't care about "moderate" terrorists in syria. The West's foreign policy has been dogshit, so being against it isn't exactly a bad thing.

how about a nigger bond that does nigger stuff

Why do you even bother?

so what. prussians are closer to russians than to anglos. i dare say russia in general is closer to every continental european nation than the US/UK.
i dont get it. ofc russia is furthering their interest but look at their fucking budget. it is literally something like 5% of the western budget. you tell me the west is so fucking cucked they can't defend against that? wtf

fuck you i've been posting jams bon in jag sbarrow threads for weeks

Nobody wants a WW3. USA would rape Russia in conventional warfare but Russia has muh nukes. So we're all sitting pretty now.

>NOBODY wants WW3

i dont know man.......

>man seducing another man

Yeah nah

This , and also the fact that Russia concentrates most of its anti-Western efforts into propaganda and disinfo

>trap bond
>seduces straight men with boipucci
>can dress as male or female
fund it WB

bond should be bi and seduce anyone who the mission calls for

there was a tranny bond girl already, but nobody noticed it until the tabloids found out the truth

It really doesn't. Part of the Bond mystique is he can talk almost any woman into bed. This is pretty impressive for straights but not really for gays since all parties involved have male sex drives.