This guy comes up to you in the club, slaps your girlfriend's ass and asks "What would the world be like without...

This guy comes up to you in the club, slaps your girlfriend's ass and asks "What would the world be like without...Captain Hook?".
What do you do?

Start a duel and once I lose my sword pull out a flint lock and shoot him in the chest

Take my girlfriend to the hospital for the stab wound.

When I was a kid I used to have nightmares about getting locked in that scorpion chest.

Pirates were jews?

BAD FORM

To which the only reply is
Git Gud

well, they sure loved gold...

same

My life is over.

RUFIOOOOOO!

>What do you do?
BANGARANG!

"Oh you rascal you!"

>This guy comes up to you in the club, slaps your girlfriend's ass and asks "What would the world be like without...Captain Hook?".
>What do you do?
Inform the media that Dustin Hoffman sexually harassed a woman and watch his career and legacy self-destruct.

Start squawking
Followed by inspirational music and multiple nigger children fighting his henchman

BANGARAAAAANG

Crow

Pretty kino scene desu

It's perfectly alright. Self absorbed megalomaniacs with bad hair are very much in style these days.

Oh, not again!

RU-FI-O

What about Smee?

Smee? Smeeeeee

Find my happy thought

AH HAH!
AH HAH!
AH HAH!

>that scorpion chest.

it's called a boo box

*drumming intensifies*

It took me years to notice that was Dustin Hoffman.

wait until you find out that the pirate who got locked in the boo box was Glen Close

>It's a Hook kills Rufio and literally no one cares five minutes later episode

>mfw I remember critics hated the movie for some God-forsaken reason

It's Never Never Land. People who die are soon forgotten.

I mean, the man has a point.
I wouldn't want a world with no Captain Hook. Would you?

goddamn that was a mindfuck when I found out. she really has got the skills

There was a legitimate disconnect between critics and viewers.
"Critics also hated The Thing.

WE WANNA BE LIKE PETER PAN
WE DON'T WANNA GROW UP
WANNA STAY KIDS AS LONG AS WE CAN
THAT'S OUR PLAN
PRETTY NEAT PLAN

THEN WHEN IT'S TIME TO BE A MAN
WE 'RE NOT GONNA SHOW UP
GONNA STAY KIDS LIKE WE BEGAN
JUST LIKE PETER PAN

BEING GROWN UP MEANS YOU GOTTA SHOW UP
EACH DAY FOR WORK IN A SHIRT AND A TIE (YUCK!)
BEING GROWN UP MEANS YOU GOTTA CALL UP
YOUR FRIENDS AND SAY "CAN'T STAY! GOTTA FLY!"

WE'VE GOT AN EVEN NEATER PLAN
SO TELLING IT, LISTEN UP
WE ALL OUGHTA BE LIKE PETER PAN
WE DON'T WANNA GROW UP

WE NEVER,NEVER,NEVER,NEVER,NEVER,NEVER,NEVER,NEVER,NEVER, EVER WANNA GROW UP! YUCK!

You know you're not really Peter Pan, don't you? This is only a dream. When you wake up, you'll just be Peter Banning - a cold, selfish man who drinks too much, is obsessed with success, and runs and hides from his wife and children!

what does hook represent to you

based

Peter Pan mode thats not afraid of money masterrace

Call him a mean old man that needs a mommy

HERE WE ARE NOW
ENTERTAIN US

Hoffman and Hopkins made this movie. Fucking incredible performances.

Hoskins

DELET THIS

Nah Phil Collins did. I wish they would have done something more with his character

find out the answer to his question

>I'VE LOST MY FUCKING MARBLES!

How did that make it to a children's movie?

That was some serious mindgames shit. Hook doesn't fuck around.

I laughed

I think your mother reads to you every night in order to stupefy you to sleep. So she and daddy can sit down for three measly minutes without you and your mindless, inexhaustible, unstoppable, repetitive and nagging demands. "He took my toy." "She hit my bear." "I want a potty." "I want a cookie." "I want to stay up." I want, I want, I want, me, me, me, me, mine, mine, mine, mine, now, now, now... can't you understand child? They tell you stories to shut you up.

My girlfriend is stronk and would fight him.

Tell him I've lost my marbles.

Give him a high five

AHHHH!

hot

Fool! James Hook IS Sup Forumsland!

IT'S SNOWING

based

I immediately break into song:

>have you ever wiped your ass with the wrong haaand????

dis gud

I was at the Dentists office a month ago and Hook was playing on the TV

shit was cash

Just saw the thing today. Great movie!!

HOOK HOOK HOOK SHOW US THE HOOK

underrated as fuck