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Wtf i love Pulaski now edition

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Hotter than Crusher.

That's nice, user, but that's nothing.

T H I C C

>STICC

What did they mean by this and how aroused was Bill wearing this uniform?

Remember when she had sex with a ghost? TNG was weird.

She's actually true thicc

Boy do I

she looks like she would break in half if i fucked her too hard

she was in that femdom planet earth movie Roddenberry did as well.

I love TOS because episodes were centered around any old set/costumes they found lying around the studio and they had to write an episode around them

For me, it's Ensign Pretty

You wouldn't be doing the fucking anyway. You'd be asking to get pegged instead.

literally no ass

same haircut as checkov.

I'm cool with you being gay.

Chekov wishes he looked that good

not into grannys desu

Mores the pity.

I like her too

I can understand that. I'm not either. There are very few 60+ women that I find attractive, much less attractive enough to fap to.

>within 3 sec of each other
Kek

>Femdom earth

I'm into mature women and Gates is an exceedingly handsome woman, however, I find the idea of jacking off to her in her current physical state....I don't want to use the word "repugnant"...so I'll just say "somewhat distasteful".

That's because you are a discerning man of taste and rather clever, if I may say so.

Distasteful? Well, it would definitely strike most people as strange, but it's not as though I'm jacking off to just any old woman. I happen to really like the shape of her body. I think she's hot for a 68 year old. Besides, I'm sure she would be flattered, if a bit unnerved, to know that there are young men in this world that find her fapworthy. Old women love to be complimented on their looks.

Who did it better, /trek/?

nimoy

youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ_duzQzS1I

Shatner has the aesthetic and presentation down but Nimoy seems like he would produce better material and be less flashy about it.

You're preaching to the choir, my friend. And don't get me wrong, she's absolutely a beautiful woman. I just don't see it anymore with her. But hey, whatever lights your cigarette bud.

Alright, /trek/, tonight I will be finishing Deep Space 9's "Accession".

Wish me luck and when you're done like, subscribe and comment below. Thanks!

Would Frakes be flattered to hear that a small but dedicated group of young men (?) find his fat body alluring and create various fantasies about his character to jerk off to?

She wasn't even trippin but then all the Voyager h8ters started putting ideas in her head, and an innocent man DIED

I never acceded to this arrangement.

He was flattered to learn that he had a strong following in the bear community, so probably.

>design future UI
>buttons are larger than the screen

BRAVO OKUDA

NOW?!

Kek, I remember that video

Books and shit

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Klingonlets, when will they learn

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>tfw no wisecracking exocomp to pal around with

Your average fat Riker poster is 37

>pal

More like temporary worker until it decides human life is an imminent threat

That was a strange episode.
>mfw Data protested the endangering of the machines so much that he actually locked everyone out of the transporter so they couldn't beam them down

Is that so? I'm in my early 20s

link

> never forget he was willing to let the captain and Geordie die slow agonizing radiation death for a couple of flashlights with delusions of grandeur

youtu.be/Oh4cZ-McJZs

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MAKE IT SO

After Geordi struck out with her, she was reassigned to waste reclamation and after 3 weeks was transferred to the USS Burrtec, a garbage scow

Then she ended up going back to Earth and dating a fat comedian/auto parts salesman that had just inherited his late father's business.

Geordi was stuck having holosex..
Meanwhile, this freighter captain is pulling Dabo girls every night just by looking at them.

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DATA got more real pussy than Geordi

>guilty until proven innocent
>literally did nothing wrong
>everybody takes her side

That episode was truly ahead of its time

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Should non-medical professionals be legally allowed to own Medical Tricorders?

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Your high ground's not so high anymore Duk-AAAGGHHHHHHt

i hate bajoran terrorists so fucking much

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>people think this show is better than Voyager

Why'd you use such a horrible example from Voyager to try and make your point?
Fury made Kes into a psychopath for the pettiest of reasons, it made no sense.

everything is better than voyager except enterprise. i'd rather watch more orville than new voyager

I never said it was better.

Come on, we all know if someone got high at Netflix, commissioned Season 8 of Star Trek: Voyager with a two-parter with special guest star John DeLancie we would all watch it with pure unadulterated glee
>Janeway has to return to the Delta Quadrant
>She gets the ship out of mothballs
>has the Doctor reactivated
>7 of 9 released from a Section 31 research facility
>Tom and B'lanna's hot shot pilot daughter
>Tuvok's wife's son at Tactical, from the Pon Farr he missed with her that he resents raising
>Senior Ensign Harry Kim at Ops
>Who cares about Chakotay

>Computer?
>Standing by.
>Create one glib facsimile of Lieutenant Ezri Dax.
>*fwoosh*
>Excellent. Increase smugness levels by 200% and aggression by 470%.
>*beep boop*
>Okay, now listen very carefully, computer. I want you to cause this Ezri simulacrum to grow one foot taller every time that she punches me, slaps me, kicks me, steps on me, spits on me or laughs at me. And once she reaches 60 feet tall, give her the insatiable urge to remove the Dax symbiont from her pouch, and to insert me into her pouch as if I was another symbiont. Have you got all that?
>*beep beep beep boop* Program complete, you may begin when ready.
>Lock the door, disable my commbadge, and disengage safety protocols. Oh, and computer?
>Yes, Doctor?
>Wish me luck.
>Good luck, Doctor.

Which episode is this? Anyone know the extra?

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How tall do you have to be to sit like Riker without looking retarded?

Low backed chairs is the more important part.

If you have to ask you're probably not tall enough

>one day there was a girl
>someone told that girl "you should wear bangs"
>and she did
Besides, I would have thought the deliciously androgynous vixen Lt. Jae would be popular here

She looks like Derek Zoolander

I saw that panel. It was entertaining as hell.

Lot of Blue Steel going on here

She's lovely. Thanks user.

The moment Sid fell in love with this friendly Visitor.

Post the oldest thing in your Star Trek folder and the date

11th of August 2013

Sept. 14th 2011

11 November 2017

He is the Sisko. He is of Bajor.

June 28th, 2017

>uguuu

That's a big window.

>CG tests of the original enterprise
>in 1987
for what purpose?

The more to see you with.

For you.

I died

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Do you remember?

Looks like the NCC-1701-A to me, which was unveiled in Voyage Home. That came out in 1986, so possibly test footage for Final Frontier?
That's also when TNG started coming out, so could have been for a time travel episode, or just in general to figure out if they can make CG cheaper than models.

the saucer clearly says NCC-1701, not NCC-1701-A.
i had assumed is was just a tech demo, but why not choose a ship model they could reuse later on? not one that was destroyed

>the saucer clearly says NCC-1701, not NCC-1701-A.
Yeah I noticed, but since this is a CG test, someone forgetting to add the "-A" to it which literally only existed for a year at this point, is reasonable, and fits with the timeline of productions.

Also, there is no big visual difference (that I can recall) between the NCC-1701-A, and the NCC-1701's retrofitted version from TMP and Wrath of Khan, so all they would have had to do was change the label.

It was just a generic CGI effects test for TNG, the only reason they used the NCC-1701 is because the design for the D hadn't been finalized yet.

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