What's your favorite Jackass/CKY bit?

What's your favorite Jackass/CKY bit?

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it used to be Bam Margera until he became a fat fuck.

The classic jackass bit with the shopping carts and the pumpkins on their heads.

Also Brandon Dicamillo freestyle rapping was always hilarious.

>Chinese Rap
>Mustard Man
>Beast Man fucking Skeletor

I heard a rumor that he's a loser that did nothing with his life and manages a burger king now. that sucks dude.

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He has a podcast of going through random things in his attic or something.

My favorite one is where he became wildly depressed and was suicidal every 10 seconds. May his drunk driving friend continue to burn in a fiery hell.

This movie is ok.

Why have I literally never heard of this in my life??

>fucking RAKE YOHN gets a top billing spot

And that's how you know it's shit.

IT'S A NINETY SIX!

...

The Haggard movie.

He’s becoming Phil

the entire movie Jackass
airhorn at golf course
knoxville as old man

>he doesn't know that bam UNJUSTED himself

fuck off Bam

are you crying Bam?

Yeah, but Haggard is way fucking better.

The Cup Test.

Nothing ever beat the cup test.

I have bursitis.

dunn goofed

>tfw lived in west chester and used to see these tards when i was a little kid and had no idea who they were

gay fags

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the shit piss fiasco

YE!

>tfw there will never be a jackass 4

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>mark the bagger

oh shit

>tfw you will NEVER have a colossal fuck-up of a son as Bam Margera

he got them rich

>pretend to be mad every time bam destroys the house
>know everything is covered anyway
>sit on a toilet naked while bam slaps you repeatedly for laughs
>get millions

i dunno, i'd be bam's parents in a heartbeat

All those guys, but especially Dicamillo specifically, all were the type of guys that looked like your older brothers loser friends from high school. Like the kind of dudes who would probably live with their moms, smoking weed and playing Xbox in the basement till they are 34 unless they found something. Most of them rode the coat tails of jackass for as long as they possibly could.

I think that was their appeal all along. They were the kind of people who seemed really cool in high school and you always wanted to be friends with them but in reality they were just a bunch of dumb losers

That shit is so comfy. Jesus.

eggnog drinking
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anything with preston was gold because he was bipolar

Man, I knew a dude when I was younger who was obsessed with jackass and all these guys. They were his idols. Whenever I stayed the night at his house he would watch episodes of jackass, CKY and the movie Haggard over and over again. I didn't think Haggard was ever funny when we watched it but I remember so much about that movie now, and thinking back it makes me laugh a lot.

So can we all agree that any Jackass member tier list has Knoxville first and Bam last?

who here is an /earthrocker/ ?

Is his mom a giant midget?

It was fucked up but I loved the Cky where they threw the dummies in front of cars.

pretty much but at least bam is memorable. there are like 4 of them that might as well not have been there. also something about young bam makes me nostalgic

>airhorn at golf course

I wonder what ever happened to Rake Yohn and Raab Himself

They were really really terrible to Rake

The first episode of the second season when they had Brad Pitt come join them doing dumb shit.

I think that is the EXACT moment they knew they'd never go back to a regular life.

This might have been me

Supposedly rake is a chemist and has a comfy job.

Best scenes coming through

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The part where Dunn wrapped himself around a tree.

His mom has a hairdresser and his dad was a baker and now they never have to work again.

It’s funny because I can tell you’re not a fan of the show because you’re choice is a member of the show dying lmao

I've met Knoxville in real life on a couple occasions, nicest fucking person I've ever met. Though as one would expect, he limps pretty much everywhere now. Part of me wonders if he did that one movie with Jackie Chan for the insurance money.

When they smear shit on Ryan's face when he's sleeping. Cky2k i think

1. Knoxville
2. Steve-O
3. Pontius
4. Dunn
5. Dave England
6. Wee-Man
7. Brad Pitt
8. Preston
9. Tony Hawk/Matt Hoffman
10. Rabb Himself
11. Phil and Ape
12. Dico
13. Novak
14. Manny
15. Kosick
16. Lance Bangs

90001. Ehren

90000002. Rake Yohn

90000000000003. Bam

It was even better when Dunn went back to piss directly on dicos face

Uptight nerds that have never experienced loss outside of an anime getting triggered by skaters is my favorite meme

Preston didn't fit in the picture?

>that poker game scene

God damn I forgot all about this kek

I also loved the flashback war scene where I think raab gets shot and dicamillio bites the wound

FUCK IT ILL BITE IT MYSELF

Dico is top 5 you stupid faggot

>like snivelling, snooting dogs!
>YOU BITE THAT WOUND

I gotta find that and rewatch it. Fuckin gold.

Get off Sup Forums Brandon, you were lucky Bam was such a faggot

Got your back friend

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>be chilling on the set of jackass 4
>get shot in the back of the head
>HAHA IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO GET PRANKED
>everyone laughs

why does bam trigger (((((((tv/)))))))))) so much? is it because he wasn't just a comedic punching bag but had a physical talent and girls wanted to fuck him? rhetorical question of course.

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Nice, thanks

Bam was an obnoxious faggot on all of the shows he filmed.

He was always looking to pull the meaner or more painful pranks on other people, but couldn’t handle it when people turned around and did the same thing to him.

Watch old jackass or cky and it’s really obvious.

I love Bam, but he's a whiner and can't usually take what he dishes out. He's a really nice person though. A friend and I really looked up to him growing up, the friend still skated up until he committed suicide last year. I wrote bam a letter about the friend and he sent all this shit for us to raffle off at a celebration we had to raise money for a new skatepark in friends name. Tons of signed pictures of the whole crew, shirts, dog tags, his mom's cookbook, a lot of stuff. April even called me and left a voicemail. Him and his family are good people.

Car up the ass still gets me crying every single fucking time.

This shit had me in tears
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I actually live a couple streets over from Bam's granny. Super nice lady.

>bam UNJUSTED himself

That photo is from the most recent doc about Bam living in Spain and getting back into skateboarding. He's still a fatass.

More like Ham Margera.

>bam
>dressed like a vampire
>hung out with weird European vampire people
>always wanted to stick things up his ads or other people's asses
>always wanted to do pranks involving shit or piss
>did pranks where he had to take out his ass, dick or balls
I think bam was just a gay

>Bam is almost 40

>he got them rich

lol what, phil is a self made millionaire. bam grew up a spoiled brat who didnt have to study or work so could skate all day

>that video of bam trying to skate. Jesus man that stuff was depressing. His body is so thick and stiff. He barely had balance on the board and looked like every time he falls he could break his collarbone

He used to be a scrawny hyper edgelord who jumped off roofs. Now he looks like a sad drunk who gets winded walking up a small flight of stairs

think you got Dave england and Ehren mixed up there mate

underrated

The Dudesons are the more patrician choice. It's just a Finn slice-of-life show, with fewer knives and less shooting at russians.

The most correct answer.

>neck tattoos

Can we not just gas him now? He already outed himself as human garbage.

>standing that close
Balls of Steel on those guys

Bam would do shit like this but was deathly afraid of snakes. Lol

I had completely forgot this.

Bam shouldve done this one

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>that stealth nut kick by Knoxville

preston's ass juice cocktail

did tv used to be in 240p? i hardly remember

Knoxville still cracking jokes while the others look pissed.

What a legend

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seriously lol

the guy either has the biggest set of balls on planet earth or is legitimately insane

>You now remember that Matt Hoffman killed himself

Dave Mirra.

I like the use of the verb "to antique" someone being visually defined as the covering of a person in flour

That's the one
>You now remember that Dave Mirra Killed himself

>cky/jackass survivors crew gets back together
>it's for an hour long collection of skits lambasting trump

Where do I need to throw my money to make this happen?

>tfw brought up that Dave Mirra playstation game to a classmate and they tell me he killed himself

no, it was you

>You now remember that Dave Mirra Killed himself

480.

You forgot how his ass was involved in every dildo gun stunt

>always wanted to stick stuff up his ass
I didn't forget. I didn't forget the golden dildo stunt either

The world was in 240p in the 90s. It's only because of the sunstorms that everything is brighter so the human visual system can resolve things in 1080p.

>are you crying bam?
y-yeah

April. Would you?