Riley "High Gound" Stern

GET THAT SCOTTISH COCKSUCKER

>TFW redemption arch for /ourguy/

who would have thought she would be an empowered women and dump her soyboy dead weight husband. Lol.

>*Unsheathes Katana*
>I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND NOW OBI-WAN

Obiwan still has the high ground to this day, nobody can defeat him.

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I imagine someone like this would be so complicated to love

>unsheathes a katana against a literal Jedi Master

OMAEWA MO SHINDERU

why not buy a fucking gun

is this real

>Acts like an irrational beta cuck retard with a sword

I'm starting to think she left him for a reason and it wasn't purely for that meaty Scottish dick.

a good knife is always better than a gun for up close fight nigger, did you even watch the punisher

EWAN, I'M ALREADY A DEMON

the ex husband should have killed Ewan, just do it
fucking obi one

DELETE MY RILEY THREADS, WILL YA

BAN ME FOR 3 DAYS, WILL YA

>murder is what beta cucks do now

CALL ME A KEK, WILL YA

>failed attempts at murder
FTFY

It is a well known fact that Ewan McGregor wears stilts at all hours so he can always have the high ground. It makes filming scenes with him an absolute hell as it is nearly impossible to frame him into shots when he's eight feet off the ground.

He couldn't kill anyone with a knockoff katana, that's a beta bullshit weapon unless you've been properly trained with it which I'm betting he wasn't. If you wanted to really kill someone you'd plan that shit out instead of going all emotional like a bitch baby.

F

NANI?!

this

Have you heard the story of Riley? It's not a story the Jedi would tell you...

Good point.

Poor Riley

soy

>No source

Grown ass men gossiping non stop about this bitch, shut the fuck up already.

the fucking soyim

shut your fat fucking mouth nigger

Where the hell do you think you are?

Go back to your blacked.com threads, tripfag. Rileyposting is the new baneposting

How long were MEW and Riley together?

>tripfag scum criticizing anyone

Sup Forumss been a shithole the last year and a half. This has been the funniest thing they've done since.

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MY LIFE STYLE DETERMINES MY DEATH STYLE

>I think this is real.

Should mewling MEW be spanked for being a very naughty girl?

Wait is this real or not? I don't know anymore.

Did she have any pics leak back in the day?

It's not even nippon steel folded 1000 times

Pay your respect

Quite a few years, at the very least. Maybe part of the reason she left him is because he's sterile or something. Married for that long and no kids, while her biologic clock is ticking away

>the last year and a half
stupid fucking newfag

15 years, since she was 18. Married for 7.

Or what, coward?

I guess she ought to change her name to Mary Elizabeth Losestead, because she dropped a real hero for this nerd.

wrong. ewan is much better so her name still fits. WINstead

>ewan is much better
I guess you've never seen his movies. Failstead.

wrong. ive seen them all.

kek

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

Nice

Then you agree that he's garbage.

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>, did you even watch the punisher
Im not a 90s born queer

I could have sworn winstead was fucking Edgar wright for a while there...

>no tits
Shame that they're fighting over this.

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I do feel great about myself, thank you

oh sweet summer child, ewan has stayed on the high ground his entire life.

>gets put down
is he an old or sick dog?

>Sup Forumss been a shithole the last year and a half. This has been the funniest thing they've done since.
Your new is showing

>ewan has stayed on the high ground his entire life
His talent didn't come with him.

>when these leaked Riley was a soyboy
>now he's a roidboi

What kind of queer are you?
The kind that can't afford netflix?

DELETE THIS

Winstead looks like a normal looking bitch, not worth fighting for honestly. I see better looking women working at Starbucks.

>His talent didn't come with him.
wrong, because it is always with ewan.

Well it's clear, she just ain't into chicks, that guy needs to maybe hit the gym. Maybe cut his hair a bit too eh?

>because it is always with ewan
I'm having a lot more fun reading this than watching his movies.

Yeah, agreed.

>long-coveted nudes of MEW finally leak
>they're grainy sepia-toned hipster photography pictures

Just fuck my blueballs up, senpai

is no one gonna ask for source on OP?

Or am I getting memed and this was never real? Everyone knows its fake except me.

>mfw shes got the exact same body as my gf

That's from highschool. Riley honestly looks like a chad now when he ditches his glasses

lawl, its actually obvious your just a lonely faggot

>is no one gonna ask for source on OP?
Are you defending being a saucefag? Type the headline into the searchbar and find results, it's easy.

>Paying for netflix
>Watching marvel tv shows
Stop embarrassing yourself youngfag

Go back

Maybe you should ring him up! lel

You two sound like fucking losers

Riley is a martial artist champion you dumbfuck, you're the soyboy compared to him.

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>Grown ass men
I'm still a teenager. How old are the rest of you?

Oh please, if he was that he wouldn't have failed at murdering Ewan.

>a bloo bloo bloo
New.

Get a load of this reddit cuck

dont reply to a black in there 30s pedophile man

Sucks how hard it is to import Japanese steel. There must not be a lot of it.

Why are quality materials always rare? Is there any material whose highest grade variant is also the most common?

>soyboy
You should use words you dont understand kid

lawl. you are telling people to use words they dont understand?

Japanese steel is of terrible quality, which is why katanas need to be folded to begin with.

Lmao my brah i made a typo haha

STANDING ON THE EDGE

ITS OVER RILEY

THE SCOTTISH MOTHERFUCKER HAS THE HIGHLAND

LMAOWING

lmao ur so retarded bro

>keeps the underwear on

just fuck me up f.am