Why are cologne and perfume commercials so stupid and random?
Why are cologne and perfume commercials so stupid and random?
Kevin Smith
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Adrian Jackson
blame spongebob
Asher Sullivan
because cologne itself is stupid and random
Jayden Harris
It's high art. Something poor people can't understand.
Noah Morales
They are marketing fancy smell good air you'll only use a couple of times unless you're a sand nigger who hits the club every night.
Grayson Morris
theyre trying to make visuals for a scent
Angel Fisher
pretty much this
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Kevin Long
really makes me stink
Isaac Harris
It's a shame you're too pleb and poor to get real art.
Ryder Taylor
What did they mean by this?
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Nicholas Long
you cant smell it through the tv. they gotta do some dumb shit to catch your attention
Ethan Wood
I like this one more than the shitty Kristen Stewart one.
Isaac Cook
Why is this untalented wench the face of Coco Chanel?
Jackson Perez
Luke Kelly
Traditional at this point. SNL was doing joke ads mocking the stupid commercials for 20 years.
Levi Cook
Nothing stupid about that commercial, the entire thing is literally muh Kristen Stewart sweety feet just like retards spam here constantly. (((They))) know what they're doing
Connor Stewart
You're a fag if you don't want to be this guy.
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Noah Bell
i like the visuals in this one
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Kevin Gomez
Kstew fanbase on Sup Forums is nearly nonexistent. Everyone dropped her as a waifu ages ago.
John Cook
Not me.
Logan Lee
These days it's especially fucking tragic to be failed ghostbuster.
Kevin Collins
I think they're pretty good
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Joseph Young
David Lynch did a ton of them in the late 80's and early 90's, which is where they got all pretentious. The Simpsons even did a parody of them with a Mr. Plow commercial.
David Anderson
Really dislike these Kristen Stewart ads. Nothing artistic about it
Evan Harris
Feeling over meaning.
Easton Davis
SNEED PLOW AND BLOW
Sebastian Brooks
I didn't drop her. I'm just waiting for her to get good again.
Asher Bailey
I like the irony of it all because KStew has that skanky vibe about her and she always looks like she sports a vague whiff of BO
Ryder Price
>stupid and random
Because woman are
Christian Hughes
Probably publicity people with artistic aspirations for some reason being given free rein to play up the "true art is incomprehensible" trope. No idea why it became so endemic to cologne ads specifically though.
Kevin Edwards
too bad Gabrielle smells like shit desu
Jeremiah Nguyen
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Henry Hall
women are children
Christopher Morgan
>Jake Gyllenhaal with the black baby and wife.
Literally wtf?
Brandon Moore
she's hot
Jacob Myers
This looks like some sci-fi high concept.
Jaxson Morris
>close up shot of literally goddess feet
>stupid
kys
Nathaniel Gomez
Egoiste Platinum was a less inspired scent, but the commercial was better.
Thomas Jones
They're adverts that men will never understand.
Nicholas Myers
More like a not-so-vague whiff of mixed tobacco and pot smoke.
See, I expected as much given who they chose to represent it.
But really, most perfumes/colognes that get advertised on TV aren't very good.
Asher Sullivan
Luke Edwards
Because they're selling feelings and impressions.
Parker Jenkins
It's difficult to advertise a product that you can't smell. They focus more on making the advert memorable and distinct often with a sense of class and high art to give a feeling of importance to any potential customer.
Zachary Flores
They really aren't doing a good job.
Those dumb Lynx Body Spray ads are probably still the best track to take, despite it being obvious.
Some rich Hollywood asshole being gay and whispy, or burying a body in the desert really doesn't create a scene of "I want that to be me".
Justin Jones
>memorable
They are the opposite of memorable.
Like a faint spray of toilet water, they linger momentarily then are gone forever...along with your money.
Jonathan Morris
We're just laying low.
Stewbros are the least annoying, most socially well-adjusted waifuists. She'll be back.
Matthew Lewis
I'd like to rape her
Carter Gonzalez
no
Joshua Cook
Literal fucking child detected.
Adults with jobs tend to wear perfumes, aftershaves, colognes, et al on a daily basis, with most owning several different ones as they are suitable for different situations (evening ones are different from day ones, for example, and the one you put on for a wild party probably isn't the same one you'd put on for a date or for professional networking).
You're probably some pleb that covers themselves in lynx/ax and calls it a day.
Ryder Wood
I don't believe in divorce, not 'til death do us part
Wyatt James
>opposite of memorable
People make fun of or get annoyed by them, that sticks in your memory whether you like to admit it or not. This thread is a free extension of the advertising for whatever shitty perfume this is