Which films let me use at least some brain cells?

Which films let me use at least some brain cells?

what the bleep do we know

they have my dick in those bags. the one who has it open allowed my dick to be free in the open sky. the closed pack had my dick with nowhere to go and it pushed into the guys back until they die. wtf talk about an easy riddle. NEXT riddle.

the guy who is alive was inside the dead guys backpack

The man who is alive is in the dead man's pack.

a backpack

Parachute bruh

water

>tfw you only know the answer to this because you've heard it before

fuck

Their organs?

it's backpacks all the way down

that's probably it but nobody calls those backpacks

this

Literally anything

a slice of an orange

anyone have any backpacks?

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I fucking LOVE backpacks!

parachutes fuck off

A jacket that can withstand the low temperatures of the desert environment.

And all films require brain cells.

it follows

My wife.
t. cuck

a backpack

secret

A secret you fucking kike

secrets

The man who is alive has Sneed in his backpack.
The who is dead has Chuck.
Why do you think it was "Formerly Chuck's"" hmm?....

Water

Something you want to share that can only be used by one person.
I don't necessarily want to share a secret.

Dead man has water in his pack, alive man has nothing in his pack because he drank the water that was in his so he didn't die. Prove me wrong, you can't.

If you used google, you should kys. This is preschool level

misery

I had to google how to spell secrets

A faggot

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a backpack

her worst nightmare

Theresa is a mother in law

A fence

cuckold

The War of 1812

How about I give you a sample off my new album?

Haha. Alright.
You know you a bitch ass nigga tho?
Uh. Yeah.
Now this is how we do shit here.

(Chorus)
A nigga nigga, a bitch ass nigga.
Talk shit nigga you think you a trick nigga?
You punk nigga, you dank flat nigga.
I'll suck ya dick nigga I ain't bout to trip nigga.


I met a nigga, a short young nigga.
Talk is cheap so I had to set the fleek nigga.
I walk around, see a lock tight nigga.
Mounting putty bitch keep that shit all night nigga.
When you see me in the hood with my handy lads,
Just remember I’m all good in my dandy pad.
You fucking bitch nigga watch me pull the cart low
A nigga nigga bitch this why we ride it ho

(Chorus)

Young nigga chillin all up in my crib nigga.
A fat spliff and a choice ass roach bitch.
We set scrilla Ray Ban gives me vanilla.
I tell him fly nigga we ain't bout to give it nigga.
Lock down with my cock down all night
Tight pussy bitch you about to give it right
Flying planes nigga we don’t see that headlight
We was kangz nigga all up in the bread line!

(Chorus)

Fun lads in the hood with the pine box
Tan dads screwin chode with my pay less
Don’t stop til I get it to a hip hop
I flip flop bitch choke on my flop wop
Uncle Scrooge pullin money on a flossin hoe
Lightning McQuack nigga don’t forget to smack it yo
Mad greens with my needs all up in this nigga
Ay yo nigga where you at are you frontin nigga?

(Chorus x2)

I remember this riddle, the answer is not that far out guys, its like she is the grandma or some shit...

A secret you fucking kike

FIRE
THERESA'S SON
THEY'RE BOTH IN THE OTHER ONE'S PACK

...

by not sleeping for 8 days

play WoW

sleep was the name of his horse

HE DED

A secret you fucking kike

son in law, or, a disappointment

He sleeps at night.

he was born on a leap day

i'm guessing parachute, even though this riddle is worded shittily

His horse is named Sleep

He's in a coma.

No, I said one of them is NOT a nickel.

It's a secret you kike

I hate riddles where it's poorly worded and you can justify different answers


Like I guess the answer to the OP is expected to be a parachute but what I could argue that in both packs were rabid dogs that were loyal to the wearer of the pack and the guy who is alive opened his pack and the dog killed the other guy who couldn't get his open. You cannot say that I am wrong

by not being able to find his backpack
(which contain his sleepy medicine)

>the guy is just sitting around with his deployed parachute on
????????

HIV

same...

The simplest logical explanation is the best explanation, I guess.

All of these

>If you share HIV, you don't have it anymore
t. African

Three dudes are caught in a rainstorm at night and looking for a place to sleep. They come across a cheap motel and it says one room for $30 a night. Each of them has $10 so they go in and talk to the manager. Everything goes smoothly and they pay 3 $10 bills and go to their single room to stay dry. The manager realizes it's the 15th, and that's when they run their special, rooms are actually $25 a night. So he tells his assistant to go give them back $5 and gives him 5 $1 bills. On the way, the assistance thinks, "these dumb asses don't know shit, I'll just give each of them $1 and keep $2 for myself. So he gives each guy a single dollar and keeps the remainder.

So if each guy got a dollar back after paying $10, that means they only paid $9.
$9 for three men is $27.
The assistant kept $2 for himself which brings us up to $29.
Where did the missing dollar go?

thats just plane wrong

You ARE Theresa's daughter.

It's a secret you fucking kike

autism

The more you take, the more you leave behind.

>Where did the missing dollar go?
In Theresa's secret backpack

The manager kept it

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A hole?

you're a lying hussy u faggot

The answer to more open ended riddles like OP is often the simplest with the least amount of assumptions.

Yes, it could be rabid dogs that are only loyal to their owner, so the guy who opened the other guy's backpack was kill, but that is way more complicated than the backpacks containing parachutes.

It's a secret you fucking kike

Nope

a secret can still be a secret if you share it

Try explaining that to the africans who go around raping kids because they think that if you infect someone who's clean, you lose the HIV

I saw at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and get in the way of him sucking cock or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and sucking another man’s cock in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him slurping as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen dildoes without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the dildoes and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to lube it up and shove it down his throat “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each dildo and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by sucking really loudly.

A secret you fucking kike

Footsteps

Son in law or daughter

wut?

Correct, but awkwardly worded. Also, you're a fucking kike, kill yourself

thats just plane wrong, morally

virginity

Correct? Explain.

Google it, you fucking kike

This isn't a riddle. "What" is a word made up of 4 letters "Yet," "Although" "Then" etc.

it's describing the number of letters for each of the words, read it like that

The answer is "what" you fucking retard.

what
>4 letters
yet
>3 letters
although
>8 letters
then
>4 letters
rarely
>6 letters
never
>5 letters

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...But it's no secret that you are anti-semetic. uhuh.s m h

@90569904
lol epic tier troll, lad. I'm not even giving you a (You) for this bait