Serious question: what does he even bring to the team?

Serious question: what does he even bring to the team?
>Weaker, slower, and less durable than Superman
>Can't fly like Superman/Cyborg
>Not smart or tech-savvy like Batman/Cyborg
>Not nearly as skilled as Wonderwoman

He's basically dead weight.

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dude surfs up lmao

he's eye candy for the nu-male/soygoy/bugman audience

nothing, he's just eyecandy for the female audience

He brings the most important thing to a team which is diversity

he's in charge of an army of water people with superpowers

>Implying being gay is bad

is he a gay dood in the movie? I thought the flash was gay?

He can speak to water
He can put Superman in water
He can say "cool" things like "MY MAN", "I DIG IT", "AWRIGHT" and that retarded scream he has

Links to the underwater banks

It is though.

He's the water guy.

Someone post the MUH MAN face

Ultimately, he'll be about equal to Diana in terms of fighting skill, but what he really brings to the team is the ability to raise Atlantis, and I'm not just talking about their army.

Fucking right he is

ha talks to fish

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I haven't seen the movie, but in the comics Aquaman is insanely powerful. He's pretty much invincible under water and he can flood the entire planet if he wants. Not to mention his army.

He can talk to fish

That's the entire problem with the justice league n general. A bunch of guys substantially weaker than superman and a bunch of guys substantially dumber than batman.

Though they fixed the batman problem in the DCEU by making everyone retarded.

he can breath under water

It isnt you shit lord not enjoying cock and pussy in 2017 fucking virgin nerd

Not anymore
Now he talks to water and water talks to fishes

Well thank fuck most criminals are scuba divers then

Is this a retarded way they had of saying he sends waves through the water to communicate with fish, or does he really talk to water?

I haven't seen the flick

Aquafaggot BTFO'd good job

We really don't know, since we don't see him do it.

I don't think Aquaman in the Justice League makes any sense unless the storyline somehow involves water. Otherwise his inclusion will seem forced and contrived.

The BEST screen depiction of JL was the animated series in which Aquaman didn't even feature.

Loool

>The BEST screen depiction of JL was the animated series in which Aquaman didn't even feature.
When he did show up it was pretty good though and he didn't feel wasted.

aquaman never makes a whole lot of sense because the earth's oceans are just a glorified puddle compared to the cosmic threats the justice league escalated to dealing with almost immediately.

They use his fishy smell as a distraction from Wonder Woman's fishy smell so she can get stuff done.
*sniff sniff*
"Oh shit is that Wonder Woman? I have bad guy stuff to do!"
"Nah mane it's just that fish guy."
"Neat." *keeps doing bad guy stuff*
*Wonder Woman appears and shuts that shit down*

he's the water guy. 70% of the world is water.

There was a pretty cool run where he could manipulate the water in someone's blood and he had no qualms killing people. Good stuff.

What percentage of crime happens under water?

¿Why Aguaman no costume?

>that episode where Orm ties him and his son up next to an active volcano
>Arthur cuts his arm to free himself and save his son

Who watches the fish fucker

MY MAN

He's the Thor of Justice League, dudebro of the team.

Instead of Thunder, he controls water.
Instead of flying, he can swim.
Royalty privileges, but instead of Asgardian privileges, he brings Atlantean ones
Etc, etc.

Did you know that the human body is made up of 99% water?

can aquaman control individual water molecules? Can he just make your cells explode?

Jesus Christ.
Why does Sup Forums have to turn everything into fucking diversity or some shit about cucking.

You guys are as bad as the antifa and the sjw

>blacks
>swimming
wait, I think we just discovered how to have a black-free society: Live under the sea!

Something called DIVERSITY, you shitlord

Thor doesnt talk like an edgy faggot.
MY MAN. AWWW RIGHT.

Can he talk to your organs via the water in your body?

At full power, sure.
screenrant.com/aquaman-comics-movie-powers-trivia/

How do we destroy all niggers?

Why is he Aquaman and not Lobo?

>he thinks brospeak is edgy

It's tryhard maybe, but not edgy.

He represents the water element

Snyder picked him same way he picked Gal Gadot.

Elements. The Justice League is comprised of greek elements.

Aquaman represents Water (atlantean)
Flash represents Wind and Lightning (speedforce)
Cyborg represents earth (metallic body))
Superman represents Fire (sun-powered)
Wonder Woman represents Aether (divinity)
Batman represents Void (edgy faggot)

Why does the US Military need Navy SEALs when they have Delta Force and Sperical Forces? For specific operations. Also heroes need time off, so Aquaman can relieve others.

It would've been badass if Dragula was his theme song.

They should've had a Green Arrow instead.

what would be the need of having Green Arrow if Batman is there? He's literally Batman but inferior in every other aspect bar money and archery.

Why can't he suck H2O out of enemies? Surely the capability to control water means he can fuck anything up?

Being gay is degenerate and gays should be thrown off buildings for entertainment.

lol you just forced those characters into those elements.

>Cyborg
>earth

gtfo.

>muh Sup Forums

was light blue/gray eyes really necessary?

>metal is not earth

He's in the middle of power levels.

- weaker than Superman and Wonder Woman but stronger than the rest
- resistant to magic
- watermancy, water magic
- limited telepathy with animals
- dense skin
- good fighter
- has big army at disposal

He's a Doctor Doom/Black Panther type of character.

Instead of Latvaria or Wakanda, he rules Atlantis and his people are super strong.

Pretty much like Jinbei in One Piece.

Oh yeah... he has access to Atlantis Magitech.

He was the best character in the movie (not including the whedon directed scenes)

him sitting on the magic rope made me laugh

>wait, I think we just discovered how to have a black-free society: Live under the sea!
>How do we destroy all niggers?

That fucking scream

>Hey that guy from Moana did a cool sound when he was fighting lets have Aquaman do a shittier version of that

I'm pretty sure that was Whedons idea

Justice League exists because Batman and Superman can't be everywhere at once.

Everyone gets a sector to patrol, and deal with shit that goes down. If they can't they call in the big guns, which is Superman, or someone else more powerful than them if Superman is busy.

The scream reminded me of this

youtube.com/watch?v=MUL5w91dzbo

Also I think that shit was still in the Snyder footage, sadly this might have been another mistake of his

This is the worst post I read all year.

because its [current year]

In the comics the only time aquaman really gets involved in surface affairs is when they threaten the seas. He's on recordas not giving a single dusty fuck about humanity and dry land.
At least that's how it used to be. Aquaman had a really solid run through the 90's where they revamped the character.

and thats why i dont understand the forced inclusion. The DC universe(comics) is fucking stacked. There's loads more super heroes that would have made more sense.

>Weaker, slower, and less durable than Superman

That's everyone on the team.

Yeah, he doesnt bring anything, here is the best formation you could do a full JL.

>Supes
>Bats
>Wondy
Staple/Poster boys

>Flash
Comedy relief, basically another poster boy, speed stuff.

>Cyborg
Token black guy, basically a walking computer so even if not as smart as batman he can still bring the tech stuff.

>Green Lantern (female)
Make GL a girl to have less of a sausage party, she would bring space stuff and ring powers are easy to be creative (and to pull the writes out of a tough spot), about personality make her something like Guy gardner, cocky and more "comical" to balance the more serious WW

>Martian Manhunter
While also space guy, it brings a "weirdo" to the team, can be unintentionally funny with alien stuff, useful spy powers (shapeshifter and phase through walls)

BAM! Perfect JL team right here.

Aquaman is too limited and Hawkgirl is boring and both bring nothing to the table while having the worst kind of personality (The royal cunt who is too up on their own asses)

>Can Superman outrun the Flash?

>He's a Doctor Doom/Black Panther type of character.
You do know marvel has an OCDONUTSTEEL underwater guy, right? Namor. Hes different from aquaman because he has wings on his feet and wears leather panties instead of a chain mail wetsuit.

whats a bugman?

Well this version yes. This Flash is young and not in tune with his powers that well.

thats just in the movie, and because they suck so bad

Aquaman is equal strong as superman in the comics, and have psychic powers

WHOOOOO SOYBOYS UNITE! SOBOYS RUN THE WORLD!

>Can Superman outrun the Flash?
Only if the flash lets him win. That nigger can outrun time and death. And I don't mean metaphorically either, he literally beat death in a foot race.

You're lying if you don't want him to ravage your asshole

>female Green Lantern

get out.

Human GLs are a sausage fest, always has been. No chicks allowed. They just let in the new one in the comics.

Aquaman stays.

If they had to shoehorn a chick, they could go for Hawkgirl, Black Canary, Supergirl, Big Barda.

Barda seems most plausible because of Darkseid.

>there can only be one gay character per movie

It's a shame because he's the most based bloke out of the entire cast.

Real nice guy when I met him.

>Aquaman
>Invincible

KeK

Nice try.

This guy knows whats up.

he's a 6 foot 5 child
i had to spend 3 days with the cast and the only good man in the lot is ray. very courteous, very appreciative.

stop trying to be funny

What does the bow guy even do?
What does captain america even do?
What does Scarlett Jonhanson even do?
What does black ironman even do?
What does black flying guy even do?

>They just let in the new one in the comics.
So its not a sausage fest anymore? Then why not?

>Hawkgirl
Boring and brings nothing to the team as stated above.

>Black Canary
Oh yeah, the girl who screams a lot, that sure is a great addition.

>Supergirl
Oh fantastic, superman in a skirt, might as well bring batgirl, that will do wonders.

>Big Barda
Literal who and basically Thor in a skirt, and we know how great was Thor in the avegers so far.

Stop thinking like a comic nerd and think more as a movie nerd, you need an female extra and GL vanilla sucks but has a name at least, gender bending the lantern makes the most sense since it fixes the sausage problem and keeps the GL brand to pull people in.

i imagine ray would've been the nicest because it's his first big role and he's being humble about it all, don't really know anything about him personally though.

Jason is a big kid, I find it endearing. Never seen a man get so excited over Guinness.

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>we share a board with people like this

>Can flood the entire planet
In the movie he could barely stop a wave of water from reaching the team when they were trying to escape

You just gave me the thought of a dominatrix green lantern creating a bdsm dungeon with her powers and turning me into a magical sex slave, so thanks for that I guess