Shrersh or Kerek

Shrersh or Kerek

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>uironically voting Kerek
Shrersh looks like a sneaky motherfucker, a total savage that will stop at nothing

This will not be a fair fight

>no Shish
2/7

Kerek literally means "round" in Hungarian, top kek. So I'll vote for my brother Kerek.

Shrersh may be too smart to win, so I'll vote for Kerek.

>grimgor vs skarsnik
ill put my money on DA SCHEMA

Shrersh = Indian

Kerek = American

If you see two people fighting and you don't know anything about their skill then always choose the fatter and heavier guy. A very fit 100lbs guy with 10% bodyfat has way less muscle mass than a 150lbs guy with 30% bodyfat.

Why is Shrersh covering his butt with his hands? He looks pretty shaky.

Agility is more important. Shrersh has the advantage. My money is on him.

In the fantasy world of Shrek the underdog always wins. Kerek on the surface appears the stronger, so Shresh will come out the victor. It's about what's inside, not how things appear.

Kerek would win.

Your mistake here is thinking Shrersh will engage in a "brawl" where they just beat on each other

Look at him, he's the type of fucker that will pull a knife

>Not know Shrersh has telekenetic abilities

The absolute state of Kerek fags!

this isnt fantasy though this is what would happen in a real fight no scripts or anything. kerek without a doubt would demolish shrersh in the octagon

>Shrersh
>ersh
>Hsrek
Retard it has to be backwards.
It would be Shrerhs.

Kerrek has the hidden chest fist

Kerek has horse hooves. He will kick that knife right of the little nonces hands.

That's Shihs, not Shrersh.

Kerrek has a magic buttplug

Stoners

Kerrek has 2 (TWO) Castles.

>the octagon isnt scripted
>theres men who weigh 100 lbs

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:1001:
yessybodyssey

the right is actually the next evolution after the star child

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>giant nigger with two guns
Vs
>two normal-size niggers with guns AND A GENIE

>>>theres men who weigh 100 lbs
Just nice round numbers to make it easy to calculate. lbs is not a serious measurement of weight anyway.

1 Imperial Pound was the weight of 120 Arabic silver dirhams which was different depending on when the silver dirhams were minted. The pound is based on the metric system these days and don't depend on the silver dirhams you have at hand anymore, but it is a nonsense unit that is just used to show an example.

Whitebeard.

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Shrersh has a third eye, can mind control Kerek into killing himself.

>The Virgin ANT-TNA
VS.
>The Chad NAMMAN

this is some /s4s/ shit right here

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>'Nam Man

Kerek is a big guy.

>unbonded venom symbiote vs warcraft ogre

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>noose soon
Jesus, Kerek.

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>lean biomechanical horror
>two-headed nigger from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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aesthetic poster desu

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>Dr. Pavel, I'm Kamman

shrersh looks like malcom in the middle

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>NAMDOOODMAN
>'Nam Dude Man
>=John Goodman
>John Goodman played Walter in Big Lebowski
What

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>Acirrica
>*blocks your path*

>two Fionas and two dunkeys

Chestlet vs hipslet

Shit scares me

noon despite his lack of head clearly wins, he has two bitches, sorry trrt, your two heads are pretty cool, but not cool enough to get you that prime digital pussy.

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Why do these pics all look like some kind of dicks and balls?

Nigin dood is a fucking boss with a double sided bow

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Nibbin Dood has it in the bag.

Right face is better

This thread and this in particular made my sides explode

the lower part of the right picture with the astronauts is fucking kino

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gosh you spastics i neeeded that. Haven't laughed like in a while. Thank you and i hope if anyone else is in depression remember to jump out of bed roaring as soon as you wake up and have a cold shower.

Nibbin Dood can't shoot anything in front of him, meanwhile the other guy is Ho-Oh.

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The brainlet williw and the mastermind wollow

DA BURRS win

Kerek wins.

>I'm gonna dispel a few myths, a few rumors. First off, the retarded don't rule the night. They don't rule it. Nobody does. And they don't run in packs. And while they may not be as strong as apes, don't lock eyes with 'em, don't do it. Puts 'em on edge. They might go into berzerker mode; come at you like a whirling dervish, all fists and elbows. You might be screaming "No, no, no" and all they hear is "Who wants cake?" Let me tell you something: They all do. They all want cake.

How is rohor hooh supposed to compete with nibin "12 arrows" dood?

GOAT card

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>Thick Vs Stick

The Virgin Shrersh vs the Chad Kerek

>Big dick dual wielding samurai vs Dickless retarded man

not a fair fight

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nam man via napalm

>Instantly thought about this lad, i know it is spelled different.

>Heiseesien
2 guns
A pair of pants, + 1 dr

>grebnnberg
2 gas masks in case 1 runs out
no pants, +3 agility

Gnikiking has teh JUST haircut.

these posts are the gayest, most reddit shit on the site. I for one will not be a part of it.

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mfw editing the blade poster does literally nothing

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My vote is with Reggigger

look like ps2 characters

WE

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lovecraftian

Shrersh has two castles!

shrersh looks like an old junior high classmate of mine who got his ass beat several times so i'm gonna go with kerek.

ARE

READY
I'm not ready!

>dem hips

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