Would you fuck your teenage mom?

Would you fuck your teenage mom?

She's a fucking idiot, we'd never get along. But on the bright side i'd get some inside perspective on how she became such a godawful dysfunctional, insipid waste of a person.

No

No

Na, me mums ugly as fuck

No. Sort yourself out.

Yeah, she's Taylor Swift

No

But i'll fuck this guy's mom as a teen

Nah she's just for me

Nah, my mom has gotten better with her age

Yes, she's a cutie.

No, she's pretty fat.

No I'm not into the same colored hair as mine (I have my mom's hair).

No, but I'd fuck Marty's mum in an instant.

Same, I would.

if i could id hit it now in the present day

fuck a snake if I could figure out how to hold it

No. Not because the fact that she's my mom, but because I dont like her at all. I was very unlucky to not have a hot milf

If she looked like her, sure.

this, it would be really interesting

No, no matter what she looked like

Not my own, but definitely Lorraine

kek, i asked my dad why Morty didn’t fuck his mom when i was a wee lad. Needless to say he was a bit weirded out.

>all those people ITT hating their mother
Wow, family institution is actually destroyed in the west. My condolences to you all.

nah, she was kinda plain looking

I have an irrational fear that in the future I travel back in time and have sex with my own mother where I inseminate her and become my own father.

Depends. Was she hot?

My mom was a literal pot smoking, Grateful Dead listening to, hippie when she was a teen. Gross

Same. If my mommy looked like Marty McFlys Mom I would but she nasty

>not wanting to fuck your Mom means you hate her
L M A O

Pics and I’ll let you know

She was hot as fuck so yes.
Too bad I only ineherited the balding genes from her family. Life sucks.

Psh, like I'd have a chance with my mom.

She was a qt and my dad got lucky as the rebound guy with citizenship. Also didn't hurt that he didn't start losing his hair and getting fat until after I was born. I am currently 8 years older than when he fathered me.

thats a myth the genes come from both sides

My dad still has his hair at 65 and my uncles and grandpa on mom's side are all bald. It's no myth.

>both my moms brother and my dad are bald bastards
>used to have long thick hair
>26 and started noticing hair thinning
>forced to keep it short
It was fun while it lasted. At least I’ll always have my personality

Oh you're one anecdotal example trumps medical science. Retard.

my mother was a normie and my father a chad.I wouldnt have an oportunity.

No, she was fat
My friends mom tho was hot as hell, too bad she turned into a fat blob

No, I wouldn't, but if I was Marty, I would have

Let me guess, bald people on mom's side?
Keep telling yourself it's dudebro science, while it lasts.

I found an old Polaroid of mom in a bikini from the 70s

>not my proudest

ethnicity of the men behind these posts - white

No, but I'd fuck Marty's teenage mom. Then I'd go cuck Howard the Duck.

>perspective on how she became such a godawful dysfunctional, insipid waste of a person.

Plot Twist: Turns out she fucked her time travelling son.
>upbeat Huey Lewis and the News song plays - credits

Unironically yes, she is a hambeast now, but is actually smart and caring which is exceedingly rare.

Was pretty hot back in the day, which always makes me wary seeing how women can go from still being super fit and attractive in their late 20s to being super fat hogs once they get married.

I'm italian though.

Don't knock yourself down, brother. Italians are honorary white.

No

>italian wants to fuck his mom
Who would have thought

No. Stop watching incest porn

>white people

>tfw you see a photograph of your teenage mom in the 70s and she's a proper qt

no but i would fuck yours

Yes and we would probably fall in love with eachother

>implying people on this website are representative of the majority of western society
>implying people on this website aren't coming from a shitty background
funny how dumb people always find a way to validate their stupid beliefs

Maybe, if she loved me.

only if my teenage dad was watching from the closet and crying

Would my teenage mom be anally capable? Cuz I saw a pic of her when she in HS and GODDAMN!!!! DATASS!!!!

Take a guess?

All Italian men want to do this, you're nothing special

This.

To all the guys who say their mom is weird or they don‘t like their mom, have you ever wondered how your moms were like before getting pregnant and raising little ungrateful shitheads fucked their live up and killed their optimism?

my parents were basically Chad and Stacey

>tfw virgin

Me mum was an insufferable cunt, actually. She got much more mellow and mature only good 6-10 years after I was born.

No but I saw some old pictures of her and she looked very similar to a qt I used to have a thing for.