Would you date and or marry her, given the chance?

Would you date and or marry her, given the chance?

She would, of course be as devoted and affectionate to you as she would be towards the Joker. She'd do ANYTHING you tell her to do.

Would you?

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I'm down to suckle the banana breasts

No way.

She may have a good bode, but she's extremely emotionally dependent, so I have no idea if that's a good thing or a bad thing when it comes to starting a family with her.

Why would strong emotional dependence EVER be a bad thing?

Yeah. I would tell her to use my face as a chair a lot.

Speaking of her, last night I had a dream about her....she lived in some really small house next to a bigger house behind a fence, she was my neighbor, she came out and was really affectionate to me and we made out and I sniffed her asshole, later the Joker showed up and was none the wiser but it was clear she liked me better, we both helped the Joker with some plan but she liked me and it was clear I was going to steal her away from him had the dream gone on longer

It's funny how you can tell that the creator of a thread is autistic just by the subject matter and they way they word it.

It wouldn't matter in terms of a qt fictional character who's practically designed to be cute and charming, but if you've ever dated someone whos you know, a real person with many layers to their personality, who's that way IRL realistically it's pretty much guaranteed to be drama city and misery

9 times out of 10 if someone (real) is over dependent solely on you being their source of emotional happiness it's going to lead to issues and fighting the moment you do anything the least bit wrong

Would you date a child murderer?

>She would, of course be as devoted and affectionate to you as she would be towards the Joker.

Then yes.

Yeah

no, she's a crazy, psychotic twat.

I'm already dating a girl that devoted, submissive and ditzy.
It gets old real quick

Jesus. Why are you doing this to yourself and when are you breaking up with her?

Tell us some stories of your everyday life.

>date someone that will do anything you tell them to
I don't see how this can go wrong in any way.

Think of a yappy chihuahua spliced in with a really needy cat, and now make it a five feet tall redhead with brand new tit implants.

High pitch voice, constant whining, your mom's best friend, pathologically jealous, clingy, constantly horny, mood swings from utterly depressed to sunshine happy in the blink of an eye, brings you bizarre gifts to prove you her love, always trying to impress you and outdo herself, needs to be petted at all times, unironically thinks Joker&Harley are a good couple, occupies every space of your house at the same time, a tone of voice from you can ruin the rest of her day while a stray compliment can make the rest of her week, has a 50s housewife fetish.

You get the picture.

That sounds way too much like my girlfriend. She never brings me any gifts though.

Nah. I'm attracted to aggressive women that are challenging.

I really liked her issue of Convergence.
Where she had spent the year in a relationship with a cop she had almost killed
And while he was afraid of her Harley Quinn persona he fell in love with the real her when she was normal and visiting him in hospital.
And as they lived together he helped her through her crazy episodes and.kept her sane and Harley had close to a happy ending.


And then a voice in the sky said she had to go battle Capt. Carrot of the zoo crew and she has to go he crazy again to fight.

Which issue is that?

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But what's the point if she isn't crazy? She's boring if she's normal.

Ah yes who would want to be in a relationship with a smoking hot blonde former gold medal gymnast with a doctorate in psychology.

Convergence: Harley Quinn

Only two-three issues long

Exactly. In the way you described her just now, all she'd be good for is sex, apparently.

Hell yeah I would.

This. Hyperactive, overly needy, possibly psychologically problematic qts are my fetish. I like being needed and overly important to somebody, who doesn't?
Back when I was 14 and watched 12 Monkeys for the first time all I could think about for a week straight was Brad Pitt's character from the movie bunny hopping on my dick like a piston to make me happy. You just know that getting to stick your dick in crazy makes it all worthwhile.

Question for all of you guys;

If he wasn't deformed and had stayed qt, would you a Deadpool?

>all I could think about for a week straight was Brad Pitt's character from the movie bunny hopping on my dick like a piston to make me happy
what the fuck

That's correct.

Dude, *thumbs up*

This is the most autistic OP I've seen all day, and that's saying something considering the usually posting standards of the board.

Traditinally, Harley's psychosis was formed almost entirely around her relationship with the Joker. Everything she does is done with the Joker in mind to the point where her entire identity is essentially modelled after his own. If she were to somehow completely dissociate herself from the Joker and genuinely fall for someone else, her personality would cease to exist as it does. She would instead become an entirely different person suited to being her new partner's perfect woman, whether that's a doting housewife, a rebellious bad girl or an intelligent and career-motivated woman.

TL;DR - Harley's unique psychosis essentially makes her a blank slate upon which any personality type could be impressed. As such, she can pretty much be anyone you want her to be.

I'd hook up with her, yes, but not date and marry. I like my girlfriend/wife to wear the pants in the relationship, and to at least be on equal footing intellectually.

So yes I'm single.

There's a difference between what you tell her to do and how she interprets what you tell her to do, there lie the problems

Well, considering how desperate and dependent I would be also...

Fuck it. Marry, treat with equal affection, maybe even hold hands.

Yes

How often do you thing batman's rogues date civilians?

I would fuck her and then illegally jump the border to other dimension.

Any other answer is completely wrong.

>>all I could think about for a week straight was Brad Pitt's character from the movie bunny hopping on my dick like a piston to make me happy
>what the fuck

It's just the gay version of being molested by Harley. Each sounds worse than the other.

I'd go for it just for the easy, (probably) kinky clown sex, but I don't know I could handle her personality in a relationship more serious than simply "friends with benefits".

If she's only just pretending to be retarded for fun and is at least a marginally competent human being, then sure, fine. But if she's just some vapid, screw-up slut with crippling dependency issues? ..still might, but she would only be for bully, and I would cuckquean her nightly by exploiting her connections with other slutty villainesses.

Serious question. What is the appeal of Harley Quinn?

yandere

Harlequin
bad girl
jersey accent
clingy

Unless she stopped existing when you dumped her, that does not sound like it would go well.

Unless Ivy's is a factor here, which by OP premises doesn't look like it, since Ivy exist only because Harley is in an abusive relantionship, take out the abusive part and Ivy wouldn't exist in Harley's life... So yeah, user's is fucked

Once upon a time, Harley Quinn was a serviceably entertaining original character for B:TAS, who initially could tastefully pander to more than a few vanilla preferences all at once ("clown girls", "bad girls", "corrupted innocence", etc.). She was never forced (at least noticeably) hard into the center of the show's spotlight- and while she did get a few episodes of her own, she was always set up squarely as a humble side character who existed amidst the larger, already established and respected Batman lore... It's worth mentioning, too, that Bruce Timm's "Playboy cartoonist" pin-up style could visually carry her otherwise weak personality, which was never really even that offensively bad to begin with. And for many, she was considered a "fan favorite" in the DCAU, since given her status quo of being the supporting cast for The Joker (or Poison Oaky), individual fans began to collectively assume her to be "underrated" compared to solo villainesses, and thus deserving of a swift push into the mainstream comics.

And then all of the successful elements to her character were incrementally removed throughout other cross-medium Batman adaptations (comics, vidyas, even movies now), and to save face; fans had to pretend they liked her all for 'more' than only the sum of her most surface characteristics all along, which subsequently led to her getting retooled into a """feminist""" chaotic neutral flagship character (because DC needed a Deadpool, and none of their other potential comedic placebos had the "fan favorite" status which Harley did)

If you were given the chance, would you want to be Harley Quinn?

No because shes a fucking evil murderous bitch who would probably end up killing me in my sleep.

>tit implants.
Disgusting.
Everything else sounds great though

yes
dump joker and summarily fuck everyone in arkham worth their mask

If you consider it from a normal guy's perspective, it means that he could never go out with his friends without constantly getting calls from Harley. It means not being able to do anything alone or on his own. She would always be there. It means having her slowly change him into a bitter person, slowly suffocating and not even being able to cheat without getting caught and having his balls sliced off while he's sleeping.

>not even being able to cheat
Ebin

>not even being able to cheat
>as if cheating is normal

>cheating on Harley out of all people
>wanting to die

Cheating is pretty common among dysfunctional couples.

She sounds great actually

Yeah sure.

You don't deserve her. Let me have her instead.

You're essentially asking me if I'd fuck a guy who looks like Ryan Reynolds except he's a high speed operator who'll fuck off out of my life when he gets a gig somewhere else? Talks a lot but that's what my dick is for isn't it?
Of course I would, I'm not a faggot.

Depends on version but probably yes. Kill Joker, fuck Nightwing, marry Ivy.

>implying she wouldn't let me shag Midnighter if she could watch

>Scarecrow
probably never
>Mad Hatter
unless you count the comics where he's a pedophile, never
>Bane
possibly, when he's not roided out he seems like he could be a nice guy
>Mr.Freeze
too hung up on his dead wife
>Riddler
probably says he want a woman who can match his intellect but if he ever met one would sperg out trying to prove he's smarter

I didn't factor that into my considerations...fuck.

>Penguin
Probably has women he fucks on the reg, but they're really just escorts and high-class hookers.
>Two-Face
Post-Harvey, probably never.

Deadpool emotionally involved with me who I can use for my own selfish goals? Are you retarded? I'd take him with deformities and all - and you know what they say about third degree burns on a regenerating victim.

>Riddler
the last time he tried it didn't exactly go well

I feel like I would be paranoid about her leaving me. you know they say those who cheated with you will cheat on you, if something turned her from the joker who is to say I won't make the same mistake?

Considering OP never said she cheated on Joker, just that she'd love you just as much and be devoted to you, you could make the argument that she just fell in love with you instead. If Joker ever came for her, especially if he found out she was dating someone new, you'd be in trouble.

has any man ever spilled this much spaghetti?
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meant for
i guess

It's less gifts and more like weird uncalled for gestures
>I learned how to make creme brulee, so we're having nothing but creme brulee for dinner tonight
>I ordered this frilly lingerie and 10 inch heels online, they're uncomfortable but I thought you'd like them
>I washed your car while you were sleeping
Things like that.

Her idea, she's naturally flat and it used to bother her a ton so when I proposed paying for a boobjob for christmas she immediately jumped on the idea. She's happy as can be and I'm reaping the benefits.

This guy hit the nail right on the head.

You're right, the pros outweight the cons but it can still be suffocating.

You're not the first guy to say that and you'll not be the last, she'll never let go of me.

what if you just shoot the joker

yeh

Have you thought of cheating on her? How do you go out with your friends without her freaking out?

This reminds me of when i fucked a Harley Quinn cosplayer at a con 7 years ago and she stayed in character the whole time. Damn i miss going to conventions

Greentext please

>trading flat justice for artificial tittymonster

seconding.

She went from a depressed nurse lured into an abusive relationship by Joker into a completely bat-shit insane tipsy bimbo whore.

More than think about it I've cheated on her a few times before, we've been going on-off for years. But I got tired of being a shit and for two years we've been going steady with me on my best behaviour.

When I leave the house for too long she freaks out anyway so I just go out with them, over the years I've learned to tune out her bullshit like white noise. She'll pout and throw a tantrum via texts, realize I'm not playing her game and get over it. By the time I get home she'll probably be waiting for me in a nightgown or something.

Big boobs are always better, even the fake ones.

Thirding

Absolutely. She is pure of heart and deep down a good person.

jesus christ this is embarrassing to watch

Why are crazy girls always horny
The "girls arent horny like guys xdd" thing is a meme but man I messed around with a pretty fucked in the head girl once and it never stopped, what makes those two things mutually exclusive
I was tapped dry like an oil well

Woah woah woah, hol' the fuck up, dubs. You can't just drop shit like that, and not tell a story.
Fourthing.

kek wills it.

So the perfect girl

Hell no, I don't want to die because she thought it would be funny to give me a cake with a spring-loaded boxing glove filled with horseshoes.

fifthing

Hell yes.

Never Stick your dick in crazy.

But yeah I would.

Hell no.
I only go gay for sad yet funny cuties.

Wait a minute...

Okay well either way, she's too violent and I'm already insane. We'd probably bring out the worse in each other. This wouldn't end well.

...

I so want to shove my face in her ass.

it's the riddler, were you expecting him to be a casanova?

...

i expected him not to have all the dignity of a permavirgin

but he is a pemavirgin

post pics now

>>Bane
>possibly, when he's not roided out he seems like he could be a nice guy

Bane's smart and interesting as fuck, he'd be a great bf but he doesn't seem like the dating type... too caught up with and devoted to his cause like Bruce. Also, possible prison rape scenarios aside, wouldn't Bane probably be a virgin?

>you know what they say about third degree burns on a regenerating victim.

W-what do they say, user?

nobody cared who he was until he put on the mask, after all
A lot of people refused his offer in favor of CIA's, so he probably had a tough time.

He wasn't alone, that's for sure, but when it comes to a life of crime, in and out of Arkham, you don't get to bring friends.

You know, his former lovers say he had a lot of loyalty for a hired gun, which was probably why he was so devastated when she cheated on him. he never expected to find someone with the wreckage brother. He didn't talk to his brother or anyone after that, after all he was trying to grab his prize. "they're not my friends" but in his heart he knew that he had let himself get caught.