ITT: Films that women will never understand.
ITT: Films that women will never understand
What is best in life?
cuddling, too bad I'll never have that
jizzing on khazar milkers
holding hands with someone you love
wrong!
Orange Monster Rehab
this one
>inb4 le master and commander
To crush you ennemies
To see them driven before you
And to hear the lamentations of their women
getting an accidental headshot in call of duty with the shotgun, doing a little jump to be like 'oh wow what luck' and then getting shot in the head with a shotgun in midair
>prime Pitt cavorting about half naked with hamfisted love plots
I think women are the only ones who can understand this film.
kys my man
>women will drool at prime pitt and completely miss the themes of honor and loyalty
exactly
can't think of one instance of honor or loyalty from that movie.
>Hector's cucked brother won't die for his country
>Hector dies for his country when he could have just left with his wife and son
>Achilles respects his enemy enough to return Hector's body
>Achilles' men are invariably loyal--willing to conspire with him even against their own king
I could go on
>>Achilles respects his enemy enough to return Hector's body
Is that what happens in the movie?
>trojan king comes to his camp in secret
>achilles could kill him and possibly end the war in a dishonorable way
>instead he agrees to return the body and allow for 12 days of celebration
Yeah, it is
>Achilles drags his enemy's body through the dirt in a parade of hatred and disrespect and only returns the corpse after the fucking king shows up and asks him
>removing deities and the theme of fait
As if women are capable of having empathy towards men.
I can hear their lamentations right now.
...
He was in battle rage, because Hector killed his butt buddy Patroclus. The whole point of that scene is the power of rage
>Sing, O goddess, the anger of Achilles son of Peleus, that brought countless ills upon the Achaeans. Many a brave soul did it send hurrying down to Hades, and many a hero did it yield a prey to dogs and vultures
literally the first line in the book mate