Thoughts on the QWOP live-action adaptation?

Thoughts on the QWOP live-action adaptation?

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$300 million budget. How the fuck does this scene exist?

incompetence

What the fuck

Oh my fuck

makes me think of pepsi man

Who the fuck even runs like that

Nice try Marvelcuck but that scene was for an unrelated commercial and wasn't in the final film

How should he run according to you?
He obviously has some anti-friction magic to not combust everything around him and himself.

How would you film The Fastest Man Alive running?

I could forgive the arms, but look at his fucking legs. It's like when the very obviously gay kid in your class was forced to run in gym class

running like a normal person, for starters

film usain bolt for reference, make the actor runs like that,then speed up the footage to match the ground distance

That actually makes me curious of the physics of it.

How would Barry Allen actually run? Would it be long strides like this from the impact giving him the stretch to do so, or would he be fidgety and run like a normal human just vastly sped up like in the TV show?

I'd think it'd be more like JL but the way his ability slows time down might suggest the opposite.

Once again Mouseshills proven wrong. DC forever, cucks

Basically ice skating along the asphalt. Can I work for WB now?

His superpower isn't being an Olympic athlete. He's just a nerd.

>this is still the best use of superspeed put on film to date

the absolute state of dcucks

Their mistake was trying to copy xmen but only committing half the effect.

In DoFP, they mixed up Quicksilver's effect by both slowing down time and speeding up the actor. They literally did a half ass job with the Flash.

How...how does that look soooo bad?

...

HAHAHA
OMFG I'm rolling in the floor with laughter this is so funny, and the effects look GREAT
90 seconds well spent

This, it really bothered me that all of Flash's scenes were shot with him also in slowmo. I think it also confused Whedon because he showed a scene of Batman catching the Flash after he trips in full sprint.

Will this scene ever be topped, lads?

if you can run like usain bolt you'll be in the top 1% of fastest people to ever exist

the raisin he's so fast is because of his perfect running form

I remember that, it was really unexpected
How was Batman anywhere near able to see Flash moving, tripping and catch him?

Why is there lightning? He's not going anywhere near lightning speed., which is well over 200,000 miles an hour.

They couldn't do it in the sequel.

The Virgin Jog

Wtf, are those wild monkeys? or were they trained by humans to slow down boar?

his super power is literally normal running with fast forward enabled

JUST SHUT UP JUST FUCKING SHUT UP AND LEAVE US ALONE I'VE HAD ENOUGH JUST SHUT UP

>moves the bullets
>bullets still follow their trajectory and are not knocked to the side

Yellow speedtrail is objectively more aesthetic.

Wtf how does the show have better speed force cgi?

budget went to making the reshoots instead of refining the cg

But it looks like a comic book. The movies are supposed to be serious and for adults.

dcau>mcau
shit>mceu=dceu

Bullets travel in a spiral. More than that, it's part of the suspension of disbelief.

if i had super speed powers, and a nerd that designed a suit to withstand the friction, then would i not also model my running to be as proficient as possible after the fastest humans alive? is this too much of a leap in logic?

What's keeping his feet on the wall? He should be pushing off a little bit with each step as there's no horizontal component to gravity.

And again what's up with the lightning?

like Tom "Based" Cruise

What'd more autistic? Linking each reply or pretending to be offended?

Honest question.

Justice League literally tried the same thing with the sword scene but it was crap

I agree. The rescue scene in Apocalypse was flashier and a lot longer, but they were much lazier with the small details.

Momentum and speedforce

WB should have delayed it. Steppenwolf looked straight out of a PS3 videogame.

The answer to both is "Speedforce".

I don't see his legs flexing as he's slamming into the wall. Indeed the physics of what went on before suggests the opposite is happening.

Speed force makes him fast and doesn't push him down as if gravity has changed.

Better Flash acting too, somehow.

Why is there lightning? And why didn't his wrists snap when he punched his weight into that gorilla?

And if the speed force wipes out his momentum, how was there any to transfer it into the gorilla? And if it just obviates it so his normal mass and momentum can accelerate quickly, again, how didn't his wrists break?

sqwhing sqwhong sqwhing sqwhong sqwhing sqwhong

It's a comic book character you autist.

Excess kinetic energy from the Speed Force.

Also maybe it did, he heals fast.

I see it's a real guy with my eyes.

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Because speed force

could you rape some one with superspeed?????

First thing I'd do tbqhwy

>to slow down boar
I thought they were all escaping together :(

Superman was flying over Metropolis one day. He look down and sees Wonder Woman with his telescopic vision. She's lying out in the sun on a roof, nude.

He flies over several times from very high up, checking her out. He decides if he's fast enough, he can swoop down, fuck her, and fly away before she even notices.

Wonder Woman suddenly feels a whoomp!

"What the hell was that?" she asks.

"I don't know," says the Invisible Man, "but boy is my ass sore."

Are you seriously analyzing a cgi effect built on a limited budget? It's only going to be as detailed as it needs to be. Next you'll be complaining about how it's a 3d model and not an actual person running off the side of a skyscraper

wow, a fucking tv show looks better than the big "event" movie. this is embarrasing

if reddit existed in the 90s, this would've been the top voted joke

heh

BASED

Aside from speedforce comic answers, running that fast would generate a fuck ton of static electricity to the point of becoming magnetic.

>"I don't know," says the Invisible Man, "but boy is my ass sore."
Weak ass punchline.
It's supposed to be, "I don't know but my ass is killing me."

no you'd have no friction you could just like skip or walk or just glide on the ground and be that fast
I mean with no friction you'd just slip from your feet trying to touch the ground

But he's not going that fast in these clips, maybe a few hundred miles per hour. Jets going much faster don't fly around with lightning shooting off them.

Wrong!

You have to push the twist as close to the very end of the sentence as possible. And the "boy" adds slight misdirection from the twist about to happen.

good effects for a shitty tv show with no budget

he isn't running fast, whenever he taps into the speedforce kind of like a bubble appears around him that accelerates anything inside it beyond the speed of light
reverse flash has the opposite powers, creates a bubble of speedforce around him and slows down the entire universe, so they cancel each other out

in season one

jets dont go 0-300 in less than a millisecond either

why is he fiighting the vengeful ghost of harambe?

Which has what to do with static electricity buildup or its dissipation?


And that's from friction anyway, which the speed force supposedly negates, which is why he's not bursting into flame.

>Who the fuck even runs like that
Jews man, its why o'l Hitler senpai caught so many.

Because harambe was possessed by the kurgan

so he's not suppose to have electricity powers? and his clothes don't get affected? did anyone tell WB that?

>And that's from friction anyway, which the speed force supposedly negates

Why can he run fast in the opposite direction of a tornado and cancel it? If the speed force is negating the friction with the air, clearly he has no ability to move air just by running through it.

He should be leaving a trail of the equivalent of exploding hydrogen bombs everywhere he runs if he can affect air enough to reverse a tornado?

>camrip
Are you a 3rd worlder?