YA DIRTY DOG

YA DIRTY DOG

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ALL THE STARS ARE HERE

YOU ARE CORRECT

OLD CHUNK OF COAL

CAST IRUN

I tell ya the more I learn about this Hitler fella the less I like about him

i love how if you google this norm is the first link

IT DONT MATTER JUST THE TWO OF US

This Albert Fish guy was a real jerk

God Bless Ruth.

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What part of "deeply-closeted" dont you understand?

THE WORLD FAMOUS COMEDY STORE

BOX OFFICE POISON

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Sup Forums, is this the greatest Christopher Walken impression of all time?

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*scrunches nose*

HE GOT OUT - HE GOT OUT BEFORE SHE CUT HER TITS OFF

DID YOU JUST SAY THAT?

I had to walk through blood and bone in the streets of Manhatten looking for my brother!

He was in northern Canada

SO I SAYS TO THE GUY, I SAYS, I SAYS

Either way, it was a national tragedy.

9/11

didn't even know he was sick

Norm's twitter stories are bumming me out. He was also talking not too long ago about how he fell off the gambling wagon.

OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND SAY OINK!

It feels like there's a yak on my chest!

Chinaman

Why doesn't he bring Artie Lang to the podcast? I would love to hear them talking about dirty work.

That's classic Norm though. He got fired from SNL for doing shit exactly like that.

I mean she was a little spiteful

>ywn reflect at a Vegas diner at 3 in the morning drinking shitty coffee with Norm and Adam Eget after a gambling bender

FUUUCCCKKKKKK

HAH?
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Holy shit

MOUTH FULLA JUICYFRUIT?!

he got fired from snl for crossing dick ebersol

He got fired because of the Simpson jokes.

I need more new Norm material.

Literally came to this shit board just to start an ALL THE STARS ARE HERE thread

Andy Richter, the Swedish-German

Doc, she's choking!

You're one of them gays!

>I'm sorry for bringing up Hitler

I don't usually visit Norm threads
since when does he sound exactly like Jeff Bridges

you're no Harvey Morenstien

Do I have to stop liking Norm now that his fans are pure reddit?

Ignore the fans

ladies and gentlemen, this man is for the birds

go on user you peaked my interest

Norm constantly shat on OJ during his weekend update bit on SNL. Don Ohlmeyer (president of NBC) was friends with OJ and did not like that.

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Video is shit to avoid copyright but w/e, easily enough to see all the gold was creating.

Are Norm and pre-wife Bill Burr the only good things on Conan?

>dat bit with his brother and 9/11

Did that girl ever comment on this?

The singing ghost.
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the sad thing is that Conan is funnier than any other late night host and funnier that almost all of his guests, and when he does have someone hilarious like Norm on he knows how to play off him while none of the other nu late night guys can

yet he gets worse ratings than Trevor Noah reruns

well he's on a bad channel

You're a gay man?

HEY HEY YOU BITCH

Hey Jive Turkey, lets kill this honky bitch

>Conan
>Funny
>YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT JUSTIN BIEBER/ A KARDASHIAN/ TRUMP DID TODAY, AUDIENCE
>Audience laughs
>Conan makes faces and noises normally used to entertain a small child

his hot beautiful cock

he doesn't write his monologues, watch his remotes or his interviews (ie unscripted stuff)

Conan has killed Norms vibe at times

Nathan Fielder is great
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>well I think I serve a youthful porpoise

JORAN VAN DER SLOOT?!

enough of these fuckin jokes

Has anyone ever had this many catchphrases?

Somebody post the Bane pasta in Norms style.

conan hasn't been funny since like 2007.

his unscripted stuff is terrible when he doesn't have someone like Jordan to play off of and even Jordan's bits have gotten stale. Conan can't be funny by himself.

I've seen his show quite a few times. I don't think he's funny. I think he stands above other late night hosts by a foot, but that isn't saying much.

There was a second sister, a leper

Jesus Christ.

What a battle axe

the difference between an unfunny and a funny comedian telling the same story
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and
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Kevin Nealon
Sure he mostly recites his stand up but it's gold

was it frank? no no wasn't frank

you don't even wanna know man

I PLAY NORM

Shame his podcast is fucking awful now. And the guests are far better than ever before, so it's got to be Norm who is the problem.

he's on xanax

Please do, I've never seen it

norm got fired because he was getting in fights backstage and not listening to lorne michaels. they pretended it was because of don ohlmeyer.

he doesn't get paid and gets bored of it

this?

he was the original sneed poster

Tom is really letting himself go.

jeff goldblum is also fun when he goes to conan
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Conan is fun, but he has been neutered and just falls in line with boring liberal memes and boring guests

i mean i don't blame him, he probably has to do it to survive, but all his sections that are about news or famous guests are shit. the only decent ones are either remotes where he is alone or with non-famous people, or the 2 or 3 celebrities that still have a personality and aren't there just regurgitate some publicity shit

pickle rick?

yeah, i heard some of his standup is shit too, too many fistfuls of xanax and he just mumbles around, repeats jokes, or drops jokes halfway through them. depends on the day.

>that carson bit
I'm in tears every time on this fucking video.

IT FEELS LIKE THERE'S A YAK ON MY CHEST

This, he has a real talent of knowing truly when he is funnier than a guest or someone else and when they are funnier than him and playing to that.

Dammit Norm, I warned you about Battlefront II

health insurance? my doctor just called me a fat pig!

Norm's cooking segment with Ramsay was amazing. It was like an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object with a referee

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Have you heard of this guy, Albert Fish? They called him the Grey Man.

thats almost as if norm wrote it himself

I bet board is spelled B-O-R-E-D