Because this is PARADOXICAL and hehehe....thank you for coming

Because this is PARADOXICAL and hehehe....thank you for coming.

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Unironically the worst performance ever

>dude he's like, unstable and shiittt....fuck man cool

What was Snyder thinking?

I liked it went he said "I don't know!"
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I thought it was a good performance, surprisingly subtle. Like in the Ultimate Edition when you see him decide to kill Mercy because she didn't know her place.

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i laughed for 6 straight minutes at the cinema watching this, loved this guilty pleasure movie and hsi performance was underrated, Cameron Mitchell meets an autistic Gene Hackman.

>Wtf they never explained what Lex Luthor wanted
>There is two whole speeches where he presents his ideology and philosophy

I hate what Marvel has done to people.

Yeah, I mean I get some people didn't like his motive but you can't say he didn't have one.

>Surprisingly subtle
Literally what

>I want my Superman to be gritty and down to Earth
>so that well written character Lex Luthor is instead just fucking MARK ZUCKERBERG
>THAT'S FUCKING TOPICAL AND TRENDY, YOU IDIOTS!! DO YOU GET IT?

>surprisingly subtle
He literally fucking says an inch away from someone else's face "insanity is a three syllable word for any idea too big for small little minds", that is the polar opposite of subtlety

He is such an unlikeable person

Well heaps of people missed why he killed Mercy. So it's either subtle or they just didn't pay attention.

i was so close to walk out from the cinema in that scene

Make all our villains into joker!

He literally goes batshit the moment he talks about gods. Not great but i can dig it.

>Let's form a team of villains that can defeat the Justice League
>We start with a guy who has swords and guns
What did he mean by this? And who would even be strong enough to defeat Superman and join Lex's team?

Deathstroke>Batman
Deathstroke>Flash
A bit of Kryptonite and Supes is done.
As for the team, Black Adam is all you need. Assuming he's about on par with Supes, and since Supes>Justice League, its in the bag.

>Assuming he's about on par with Supes
Black Adam can easily stand toe to toe with him, no worries there.

Why would Black Adam join some autistic kid?
Also, even Snyder's "films" aren't written as badly as the comics. So Deathstroke gets his ass kicked by the Flash.

I meant on par in the context of the movies of course. But this is the Rock, so its fairly likely.

>Also, even Snyder's "films" aren't written as badly as the comics. So Deathstroke gets his ass kicked by the Flash.
I wouldn't go that far.

But the reason being that he's the only villainous flying brick confirmed to exist thus far, and that's liable to join an injustice league. A team he actually belongs to in the New 52, apparently.

Hell, the lineup is perfect, just remove Bizarro. And replace Sinestro with a proper enemy for Cyborg.
Lex Luthor - Founder
Bizarro
Black Adam
Black Manta
Captain Cold
Catwoman
Deathstroke
Sinestro

>hsi

What about Wonder Woman? She's immune to cryptonite.

>We want the Joker but don't have the rights and Heath Ledger is dead
>He's on his way with the script sir

I fucking hate jesse eisenberg. he ruins every movie he's in. I swear to God he must suck jew dick every fucking day to get these parts.

Superman wombo combo'd her easily, Black Adam would have no problems bitchslapping her