You live in an universe where reincarnation and karma are a thing and you have been nasty all your life so you get...

>You live in an universe where reincarnation and karma are a thing and you have been nasty all your life so you get downgraded and you get to choose what you'll downgrade to
The options are:
>bugman
>soyboy
>cuck
>low test beta
>cuckservative

Which one do you pick and why?

cuckservatives are rich so i pick that

Sigh. Alright. What the heck is bugman?

Whatever OP is pretending not to be

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fags that try to get aids

OP here, I'd pick cuckservative because that's what I was up to about 2004, before getting redpilled by a friend

It's ironic this was said on Sup Forums

that's a bugchaser

So completely meaningless term you can ascribe to anyone to feel superior while masturbating in your mom's basement?

bugman it is then.
they are also often homo

ouch!
found the bugman

the phenomena of people cutting themselves from their roots exists but bugman is a crappy words for it.

>it's a thinly veiled script crowdsourcing thread

It's better than SWPL

i still dont get it

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>Sup Forums - Television & Film

The bugman is immunized against all dangers: one may call him spineless, effeminate, pathetic, weak, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a bugman and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

kek
"small-souled bugman" implies that the person has been cut off from their cultural roots, and totally subsumed into consumerist neoliberal hive. they are totally lack any sort of sympathy for their ancestors folkways, higher spirituality, or passion. if they do engage in activities that are somewhat human, they still are heavily tinged by global capitalism. if they are a sportsfan, they will participate heavily in fantasy sports(which is obsessed with statistics, 'scientific' analysis of performance). if they exercise, it will be all cardio, and tracked by fitbit and then uploaded to faceberg. tastes in food, art, music, movies are predetermined by review aggregator sites like yelp, metacritic or rotten tomatoes. political views only appeal to them if they seem 'rational,' and derived from the sort of conventional wisdom, economics influenced worldview seen in works like 'moneyball', nate silver's 538 blog, and 'freakonomics.'

It's the plot of an hypothetical film

Collecting Criterion dvds is another bugman tell.

Well I'm an autist and I'd feel most comfortable still being an autist so I will pick low test beta.

Autists are actually the ultra-male personality though, look it up, autism comes from too much testosterone being given to the foetus during development.

>literally every thread has someone going "WHAT IS THIS TERM THAT I TOTALLY NEVER HEARD BEFORE"

its entertaining at least