Look who came out of his cave!

Look who came out of his cave!

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>"Y-you too"

*grabs some pumpkin pie*
*do 360 turn and go back into room*

Now mom, you're not THAT old..

>mfw i'll have been cooking all day
>mfw no face so have some tits

jokes on you I'm not even american

*buuurp*
where is the whiskey?

Is that sum Yula?
Never seen her bush she was always hiding it.
Thanks.

>mfw I'm over 1000 miles from home, and I'm going to be spending Thanksgiving alone

I'm not really sure what to do with myself. Are they streaming a Mystery Science Theater 3000 Turkey Day marathon this year? It's either that, or spend the day fucking around with my SNES mini.

Gonna need some sauce, user.

>oh hey, user! this is Charles I was talking about. We're having a night in so be a dear and use the other TV

>Screams and runs back upstairs

>Hey user, we're gonna watch a movie! Help us pick something out on Netflix!

>SNES mini
Nigger what are you doing? Just get a Pi and load Retropie with every fucking NES, SNES, Genesis and whatever the fuck you want game on there like a real man not a bugman

God I'm a faggot. Those huge nipples seem weird to me.

Let me tell you about the Jews.

Pretty girls addressing me like this is my worst nightmare. I’d be red and sweating before they even finished that question.

I wanna watch End of Evangelion I WANNA WATCH END OF EVA AND ANIMES RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Not him but not everyone wants something with 700 games on it. You anti mini nes and snes fags are so obnoxious. I don’t even like video games but I see the appeal of it for people who are, they’re nice products. Stop being autistic.

What is it about pretty girls addressing us causes such a primal fear?

I WANT EAT MY PLATE IN MY ROM LEAF ME ALON

You're being put on trial - a test to see whether you're partner-potential

Autism, you overthink things. You start thinking "they will think I'm stupid" and you start acting stupid. It's called autosuggestion

t. I'm a psychologist

Because all 6 of them are actively judging every physical aspect of you every second their eyes are on you. Whether they’re doing it consciously or subconsciously doesn’t matter, they’re eyeing you up and weighing all your flaws as you stand there and you just know that it’s not a positive image in their mind.

You’d still be facing them dumbass. You a Trump supporter by chance?

That's called anxiety, not autism you moron

you're a moron

t.psychologist

>Autism, you overthink things. You start thinking "they will think I'm stupid" and you start acting stupid. It's called autosuggestion

>t. I'm a psychologist

Everybody has anxiety

Netflix commits the three usual injustices of digital publishing: Digital Restrictions Management (DRM), End User License Agreements that restrict the customer beyond the restrictions of copyright law, and identifying and tracking the customers. I'd be happy to show you a torrented camrip of Justice League on my laptop instead.

Y'all are fucking rookies. I do the cooking for the family which means that I can beg off on grounds of being tired and fly under the radar for the rest of the day after lunch. And before lunch I am in the kitchen finishing cooking while the family are entertaining themselves elsewhere. I only have to be social during the actual meal.

Get on my level.

I've already hacked it, and put every SNES game on it (all the ones that count, anyway). Besides, I like the UI and controllers.

>”You’re sitting in my spot. Bazingo!”

get cancer and die after your whole family gets cancer and dies dumb bitch

Calm down anons dad

let me know when you become a man and get your own place you fool

>not living with your parents until you are 30
there is no reason to leave your house unless you hate your parents/they hate you or you get married, and who the fuck gets married before 30

>not congregating in one place with your family for special occasions even though you live apart

>Hiding in my room
>Hear the family members arrive one by one
>"where's user"
>"oh in his room as always!"
>Opens my door without even knocking
>"Hello stranger!"
>"h..hi"
>"Coming to join your family?"
>"i..in a bit maybe"
>"that's a no! You should be more sociable! You always were so quiet!"

i would actually enjoy this very much

>not bolting your door shut
>not wedging a chair underneath the knob
>not pretending you are sleeping/sick

2>3>5>1>4

>tfw so few family members left alive I no longer get nervous about thanksgiving

Checked.

>"hi user! we're discussing the deep philosophical themes of Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice™, would you like to join us?"

One of these is my sister.
Guess who.

no I'm not some kind of retard that watches capeshit

me in the back

>Mfw i was discussing deep philisophical themes of BvS with 8/10 girl yesterday and she was actively defending any inconsistencies in the plot arguing that you should connect the dots yourself

What are your caloric goals for this 'giving, bros? I'm hoping to hit 6k, I'm about to make half a dozen scrambled eggs with half a stick of butter for breakfast washed down with a protein shake mixed with milk

>"oh look, user came out of his cave!"
>"user, can you help us? we've been debating on who's right or wrong in Captain America: Civil War™, Cap or Tony?"
>"you're the expert here right user? :3"

>Get your coat user, we're all going to see Justice League as a family! You can sit beside Grandma and tell her about all the characters, you like superheroes right?

Fourth one on the left

The one with the ponytail looking at the soyboy in back with disgust

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wow, id fucking love to have a family like this.
too bad i never will.

Enjoy your gyno, heart disease, diabetes, and acne.

The second chick from the left is so cute

Newfriend..I...

Insecure one in white, midway left side

>It's called Drive, you'll love it

Sure! Can I squeeze in there? :)
(In a sarcastic voice) Before we start you must know I'm somewhat of a cinema connoiseur, and my taste in film is very profound. :)

t. soyboy who refuses pumpkin pie because "It goes straight to my thighs"

Yeah my "family" is a joke. There's no reason to go to """thanksgiving""". The only one who reproduced made a half Mexican mutt that is even more autistic than me. Doesn't even talk only plays with dolls.

"It seems like you're the expert, user!"

We're watching Starship troopers.

>"Hey user, you finally came out of your room haha! Good to see you. We're just about to go see a movie. You're always in there watching your movies, what do you think?"
>Well, mother, if it were up to me *removes glasses and cleans them* we would indulge ourselves in Sir Zack Snyder's latest kinographique, Just--
>"You know your grandma can't watch those action superhero movies. We'll go see Coco instead."
>...*slouches off to room to cry about mouse shills on Sup Forums*

>>"oh in his room as always!"
>>Opens my door without even knocking
>>"Hello stranger!"
>>"h..hi"
>that pic
my fucking sides are flying at the speed of light
god bless you user