TARS, get in my mouth!

TARS, get in my mouth!

Reddit, get off my board!

I had a Kit-kat yesterday. felt good man

>TARS, program the 3D printer to create a functional replca of Dr Brand's genitals
>adjust for an increase of 5% in penile girth and rigidity with maximum ejacuate velocity and volume
>put it in my mouth!

FILL MY MOUTH WITH IT

almond joy>kit kat

Anyone else absolutely hate the taste of chocolate? A single bite of chocolate leaves me gagging, it taste like burnt dirt or something I don't understand.
White chocolate is good though.

white chocolate is just chocolate fats and none of the solid bitters. i dont gag on chocolate but i dont care for it either, white chocolate is ok, but im more of a dots or other fruity gummy candy kind of guy when i get the sweet tooth

Kit kat has better wrapping and almonds are GAY

>somehow slowly became allergic to chocolate after years of eating it and being fine
>haven't eaten chocolate in years
:(

try amerilard chocolate, it's like eating an chemically addictive corn syrup candle

what an absolute pleb

99% dark chocolate is the best

Tunnock's caramel wafer biscuits > kitkats

...

so how is this Sup Forums related

90% dark chocolate with seaweeds or salt.

>eat a chocolate bar in America
>tastes like sawdust
what gives?
what do you yanks put in them?

Ugh. Why don't I just eat carob like a filthy animal then.

Kino thread

Dark chocolate best chocolate
(((milk))) chocolate is code for sugar with cocoa traces

>TARS

Honestly te only American chocolate I dig is Hershey's
Such a shame they don't sell them in my second world average hole

Fuck, Tars is one of the shittiest robot designs out there.Kit Kat Tars looks edible though.

what point is there in a tv board when no movies or shows are worth discussing?

really activates my almonds

dark chocolate is terrible

>t. soyboy

t. fatty lardboy

>Fuck, Tars is one of the shittiest robot designs out there.
brainlet

White chocolate kit kats are kino.

Also, there's something I need help with. Last year there was a white Twix bar with almond or hazelnut flavoring or some shit. Now I can only find evidence of simple white chocolate Twix existing. Have I gone mad?

...

Fuck off.

>White chocolate is good though
literally just fat and sugar

Fuck off, Nazi.

milk chocolate is like swill to me after eating 80% pure cocoa mass

Fun Fact: Kit-Kats are very popular in Japan because they sound like Kitsu Katsu which translates to "you'll surely succeed". They are given especially to students before a big test.

They've got a lot of different flavors of Kit-Kat too.

Orange kit-kats are best

the Freudian slip