How can Betaman even compete?

How can Betaman even compete?

SORRY
I DIDN'T MEAN TO TELL THAT JOKE
SORRY SORRY SORRY

There is no hero I know of that is called Betaman.

He's the sexiest man alive, and he's not even white. Check mate.

Have lungs.

Chicks find that face hot? I wouldn't have guessed.

He's Polynesian though it only takes like 5 seconds for him to turn into walking diabetes.

further proof that Aquaman is only in the movie as eye-candy for the soygoy audience

I CAN'T TURN MY NECK, GORDAN

>soygoy
hi pol, post some more of your buzzwords

In the final fight how the fuck was he even able to do shit without water

Cringe

Why is Aquaman a shitskin

Isn't he supposed be a handsome White blonde man

Look at this jelly beta cuck lmao.

>daily reminder that his turbo thrust cock makes him the best fuck

He looks as pale as the rest of the caucasoid "race", even more so than mediterraneans.

>0.0126 seconds... new record

How deep in the closet are you?

He seems to have the generic, super strong power that Wonder woman has where he can jump high and take hits.

>People complain about the objectification of Wonder Woman
>Aquaman spent half of the movie topless and no one says a word about that

MY MAAAAAAAAN

must be easy to facerape batman

PISS OFF GHOST

By being able to act.

AWWW

RIGHT

you mean Bateman?

Uberchad

Haven't seen this guy since SGA. I guess if they have to have a non white aquaman this is a good choice.

wow you never even saw Season 1 of game of thrones?

are those fish scale tattoos?

>jacked up mouthbreather
>goes well with the talentless bimbo gal gadot

bets casting by wb right here

JL was a disgrace

wouldn't the friction at that speed set any vagoo literally on fire?

Are you just becoming aware now that there is a double standard in Hollywood?

this kills the redditor

He doesnt need to necessarily thrust at mach 1, cmon

>S E E T H I N G
Stay mad, faggot

Allah is on his side.

The Aquaman movie is actually supposed to be good. I'm hopeful for it.

>soyboy calling anyone a cuck
No.

Erza cancels out Aquabro. Btw porn when?