Smartest man on earth

>Smartest man on earth
>Surname is "Sanchez"
This is unrealistic.

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>surname

go back to medieval england

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single mother?

I'M PICKLE RIIICK

God's *burp* dead, bury Him.

Is this actually a thing? Do people not say surname regularly? What the fuck do you say? Last name?

This is the most Reddit shit I've seen in ages.

Holy fuck Americans are retarded

nobody says surname, it's a fucking last name

brainlet

yeah, burgers use first name last name because it's easier for them to understand. if they see 'surname' on a document they just fluoride stare at it.

Are you from the projects or something, you fucking hoodrat?

Wow. Not even primary school children here say last name. Burgers are a strange and probably dumb people.

No im fucking not but OP is from a renaissance fair apparently.

Who the fuck is that on the right? Foucault?

t. peasant

>Foucault
Farnsworth from Futurama.

surname doesn't make any sense, wtf is a sur? Last name is just so much more convenient and efficient. There's a reason language evolves and certain words, like surname become antiquated.

Professor Farnsworth
>Has saved the world on multiple occasions
>Capable of human relationships and friendships

Rick
>Constantly destroys the world
>Is so autistic he's unable to even love his own grandchildren

>surname
M’lady

Nigga, the entire world says surname. It's just you burgers who need something as simple as a name be made even simpler. Language can evolve and devolve. Change doesn't mean for the better, this ain't actually natural selection we're talking about here.

samefagging

american english is more a case of devolution.

>ahhh! this word has too many vowels! kill it!

The entire world doesn't speak english but when they do they speak american english, and last name would make much more sense to them than some outdated term like "surname"

yeah, and he doesn't even look hispanic
it's probably a lie; dudes a psycho

spaniards are white

All these butt blasted europoors crying that no one uses their antiquated language. Stop posting and go drink so beer.

This. All the smartest scientists believed in God.

Newton, Copernicus, Heisenberg, etc.

The entire world pretty much speaks english, mayne. And they learn and speak British english with their own twists and accents. There's no such thing as American English except for making words shorter and dumber like colour and labour.

My mind is actually blown that people in the US can't aren't mature enough as a society to say surname. Does everything need to be babied down? Fucking hell.

ok buddy

You wish fedoralord

I know with all my heart this is bait, but what's your point? Everyone did back then.

lmao

underage and I bet you're a mexican too

ITT: degenerates who voted Trump

>he didn't vote to maga

I think you'll find most people who bother to learn English academically will learn British English, despite adopting a generic American accent because it's much easier to pronounce (hence why most Americans attempting British accents end up sounding like Monty Python sketches). The only people who 'learn' American English are third worlders or broke people in asia who pick up conversational English as a second language through consuming American media.

and yet, nobody says surname. Taht should tell you something

You say this as If you were some kind of genius, but you’re not. You’re below average and shitposting on an Armenian trading card board.

that you are low class peasantry?

>bangs powerful WOMEN
>Foucault

>Sanchez is now the 52nd most common name in the US.
Honestly feels bad, man

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Well guess what, most people on the planet are and they dictate language. Surname is a relic of the past

The funniest man in the world is also Mexican

i'm talking of course about mencia

what's the third one?

Yeah but youre forgetting that he prays to god when he's about to exist/not exist in schrodinger space, looks like he just doesn't like acknowledging the fact that a being can be more powerful than he.

I don't understand Rick & Morty, I've never watched it

What is it about and what is Mr Poopybutthole supposed to be?

It's still used to this day, much like most of your American legal jargon is made up of two thousand year old latin phrases. 'Last Name' is pretty much just simplified English.

You don't have a mirror in your bathroom?

It's about a writer self-flagellating while simultaneously inflating his ego (Jerry and Rick)
Mr Poopybutthole was a one off joke - the joke being his lazy and immature name, he then became a running joke

To be fair, you have to have a high IQ to watch Rick and Morty.

they're a mix of white and arabic
hispanics are a mix of spaniard and native american

It's Perfect Hair Forever you dumb liberal faggot.

i mean it has to be at least above average to get the full experience

Hispanic's not a race dumbfuck

You mestizo mexicans don't own the word

Not all hispanics are mestizos dumbfuck

Stop letting mexicans ruin every word

Hispanic names came from Spain

perfect. for some reason these rick and morty fans hate the virgin and chad meme.

Quit being a snobby fuck, Nigel. You don't have the right to anymore.
I'm a burger and I use surname in text, and both 'surname' and 'last name' when speaking. It's interchangable based on the tone of the conversation. It's like the difference between "honour" and "honor", you won't be bitched at for spelling it either way.
You brits are just obsessed with the US, and the burgers here are obsessed with preserving a meme identity of the average American being a big, dumb Chad like Duke Nuke'em.
The both of you are faggots, one side is full of limey cunts wanting to act aristocratic, while the others are the kind of uppity, obnoxious fucks who only play stupidly in RPGs so they seem "ironic", so they're not seen as a nerd for enjoying them.
Shove a scarab beetle up your urethra.

at least we kicked britains ass in the revolutionary war

your right, we should have known it would be too complicated for americans

get out

Americans are worse than children.

t. definitely not butthurt

>everyone did back then
oh wow looks like we got ourselves a time traveler here

please nuke us the 56% meme is true and it's even worse than you thought

He's from a universe where Mexicans are smart and white.

Quick to reply, like clockwork.
Christ, grow a spine.
What is even your surname? Hernández?

:^)

spain?

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

Sadly the epic spanish kingdom is in the NATO after americans supported the actually fascist government so no military action until we stop being third world.

>the 56% meme is true

We know.

So you agree that last name is more of an informal, casual way of saying surname, and that both terms are correct and relevant. That's pretty much what I said in the post you're replying to. Those Duke Nukem posters (or flyover state-living, Walmart mobility scooter riding posters, as I like to think of them) are the ones I'm trying to incense. I'll happily act like a snob if it allows me to even mildly piss these cretins off.

Look at this obviously nonwhite person getting all pissed
>my entire culture was developed by white people but if I just talk all slang and call things by different words then it’s like I’m not living in a white world!

ron perlman too? jesus fuck.

If you thought this post helped your argument, you're wrong. Imagine how foolish I would sound if I called you and your ilk, "limey, crooked-toothed, tea-addicted fruits with an indecipherable accent".
I'd like to believe that Anglos are better than that, I really would.

kek

Well you already called me an aristocratic snob, so I don't mind. Doesn't stop your countrymen from calling me a limey with bad teeth who loves the Queen and lives under Sharia Law. What impact it has on the argument is neither here nor there.

Kekaroo

>OP doesn't know about hwyhte hispanics

More for me then!

This is the most try hard virgin vs Chad post I've ever seen, you should feel bad for posting it

we’re not having a R&M thread fuck off faggot

>dat meaty vagina

her face is meh but god damn her femininity is 10/10

>78 posts
I think we are sweetie xx

>Back then

Nigger, Heisenberg outlived both Enrico Fermi and Einstein by like 20 years.

SOOOOYYYY PEPINILLLLOOOO RRRIIICCKKKK

Repulsive mulattos

>Ron Perlman 2
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>flyover state
gulag the coastal elite when

I demand a source right now. It's probably your oneitis

>her face is meh

She has a very nice face. My last pic is from a bad angle. Here's a better one.

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8/10 im being nice

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty.

To each his own, but she's pretty much ideal in terms of looks for me.

t. Sechzuan-boys

You are dumber than a mexican if you think Sanchez is solely a mexican name you dumbfuck

Trying to be superior.
>your right

Do you actually believe this is real? If you do, you might actually be as retarded as the dude is acting to be