The Great X-Men Storytime - Vol. 5: Fall of the Mutants (Part 5)

And we're back!

Tonight we being the Outback era, motherfuckers!!

PREVIOUSLY ON X-MEN:

Evening, X-user.

Hi x user

RIP X-user.

Whoops, sorry for the wait. Let's get this show on the road!

Part 4:

Hi there, anons!

Never give up on me!

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>Bang! You're dead!

Deep cut, Claremont.

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> I was a star
Yeah well Shooter doesn't work here anymore Alison

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Ouch. Harsh, but true.

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Doggo!

You sayin she wuz some sorta shooting star?

Logan probably plays a veeery convincing drunk.

Now, why they gave him a free cowboy hat is beyond me.

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How the hell do you get acussed of being a friggin' werewolf after that?

Hey look, it's Gyrich.

Wow, Warren already has his bird wings back.

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Don't insult doggo!

lol

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Wolverine really ought to have a Prince Valiant haircut, because it would accentuate how much of a dick he is.

> what the Soviets were doing with mutants

Oh boy we'll find out in the 90's, with some fabulous hair

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>Freenlancers Underpaid

Sorry Rick, you ain't getting a raise.

Brutal.

Ha!

Considering alcohol is basically useless against his healing factor, like 90% of instances of him being "drunk" are him acting the part to get away with being an asshole.

>We never saw O.Z.'s reaction to Alison's survival
:(

Secondary mutation. He grows them. Don't ask where from.

Eeyup.

A friend of mine went to Singapore recently, sounds like a neat place.

Well, technically we already saw it in that X-Factor annual.

He didn't tell me about THIS part though!

If not for this page, this entire issue could have been just as much an archive filler piece, like Magik vs. the Brood from last thread.

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The Reavers are the best

Why even ask for the combination then?!

Spares you having to replace the spent fuel/ammo?

> we hate mutants cause they're unnatural
> lets all become cyborgs

They're not the most clever bunch

Hey, it's Gateway!

They are Aussies, after all.

Everyone's favourite mute Team Bus!

>So, uh, do you know the way to the nearest bank?

This is so a fetish thing.

Nah these fun lovin' guys are clearly doing to McDuck Money Bin route

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

More like the Glomgold Krugerrand Heap route.

>jensen's CASIE aug gets an upgrade

This is the last issue where Ororo rocks the punk rock get-up, since, as you can see, she already lost the mohawk.

Remember the days when superheroes didn't have to be super badass and posturing all the time?

BODY AND SOUL

Hah, this is great.

>Laying down, ass exposed, in a huge pile of money

Hey, look, Dazzler just got her next album cover.

At least it wasn't the FOCUSED totality of his being.

Great page.

The panel with the giant claws looming over them doubling as motion lines is so good

Don't be so snikthappy, bub.

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I love how Alex's all like "yeah, I didn't get any of that but whatever"

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>But they made me Australian in the cartoon. AUSTRALIAN!
>I'm gonna kill this bloody abo like the chuzwuzzer he is!

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This is going to be fun!

So how are you fine folks and folkettes doing this fine evening?

>"yeah, I didn't get any of that but whatever"

He just wants to finish Grad school man, he's beyond caring about all this weird shit

Well enough, got a nasty intermittent headache though.

Neat costume, 'Ro.

Get well soon, user.

>She is Storm...
>And she found Carol's spare costume at the bottom of Rogue's suitcase.

Alex, please don't say "shugah" ever again.

Hey now, at least this one ain't a leotard.

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Now that's something you don't see every day. Eh, maybe once every two weeks.

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What the hell is that thing supposed to be?

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Vegemite?

That's one way of cleaning house, I s'ppose.

Aw, Rogue.

I wonder how far Madripoor is from Singapore

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> Twas the Night
> The treasure wants to return home
Oh boy I love where this looks like it's going

Funny you should mention that, we'll be visiting Madripoor very soon.

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>that Havok

>Because, Alison, what we're doing is right
So damn altruistic. I miss that.

>Ho, ho, ho, bub

>Back when I used to live at the North Pole, my code name was Santa Claws, Agent of Weapon X-Mas.

The SURVIVING students. Yikes.

Nice.

Classic Claremont Corruption Fetish

Say what you will about Charles, but under his watch, the only student to die non-retroactively was Thunderbird, who was a grown ass man who went on to much more fulfilling careers in saving the multiverse and being on Gifted (apparently)
Which reminds me, I ought to try to get caught up on Legion.

Haha, cute.