This is your new Legolas. Thank you based Amazon

This is your new Legolas. Thank you based Amazon

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LotR has been dead since they made the hobbit movies

Cute.

is that a boy or a girl?

Regoras am i rite senpai

What's wrong

I always imagined elves having more slanted and asian features, so yeah thanks Amazon

Probably an idealized version your typical LotR fan, so non-binary with the fat removed.

>kpoplas
No thanks

i bet it has a cute boypucci, fampai

Unleash the source

>Asian and/or female

Gonna make the big bucks with the foreign market!

As long as there's no niggers, spics, or poos (unless as orcs), then its good to go

Kpop boy, so a boy with makeup

Can you imagine if they made Legolas black?

Aragorn: "Black Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?"
Black Legolas: "I see trees of green! Red roses too! I see them bloom, for me and you."

name?

qt

Wow, it's so rarely that I see a punchline on Sup Forums that just doesn't end up being racist even though it had every chance to be so.

t-t-thank user.

I'd watch an all black remake if all the characters were referred to as Black [Character name]. Shot for shot remake, but with black before every name.
>What are we holding onto Black Sam?
>That there's some good in this world Mr Black Frodo. And it's worth fighting for.

hot

>Black Gandalf the White

Fpbp

>the black armies of black sauron and black sauroman

>The Black Dark Lord

>cute asian guys and girls as elves
BEST TIMELINE

>BLACK ISILDUUUUUR

WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY ARE YOU GUYS HAPPY?! I THOUGHT Sup Forums RULED THIS BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU DISGUST ME!!!!!!!!!!!

Dunno, I just know he’s in EXO

>Black Théoden king stands alone
>Not alone
>Black Rohirim
>Black Eomér!
>For the black king!

I'd be ok with spics

>they cursed us, and drove us away... *cough cough* blackgollum blackgollum blackgollum!

Oh cool, I like Exo. youtu.be/RViuAhnBlWE?t=1m14s

What are you referencing? I appear to be out the loop.

Amazon is making a LotR tv show

gonna need a source on that OP

It's actually /tg/'s dream come true. An androgynous elf, which is how theyre supposed to look

Ayo hol' up, is it going to be Tolkien or the LOTR trilogy specifically? The two terms are thrown around interchangeably.
>Did you see that new LOTR movie,
>Huh,
>you know the one with the big ass dragon!

CUTE.

set in middle earth before the events of the movies is all I know

please black the hobbits
>lazy
>lay around and eat all day
>smoke weed erry day
>when they think Bilbo is dead they start looting his house

WATASHITACHI

>asian elves are fine
>but black anything is triggering
It's worse than racism. It's just pure fear of blacks.

KEK

There be no Black Bilbo Baggins livin here

it's an elf

You bigot, they are a fluid elf.

/tg/ reporting in, elf is its own gender.

Elves are androgynous and a little alien in a pretty way looking, so as long as all elves are asian it's fine.

Nobody would complain if they make orcs black :^)

Asians are humans, have an interesting culture, an actual history, and don't need handouts.

Blacks are none of those.

Wait, this is bad? This is perfect. Better than fucking Orlando Bloom.

Elves are meant to be kind of androgynous and otherworldly.

>Asians are humans
This is your mind on Sup Forumsreddit

Elves - Asian
Humans - White
Dwarves - Jews
Orcs - Blacks

Perfectly diverse.

I prefer who they got for Aragorn desu

REEEEEE LEGOLAS HAS DARK HAIR GET IT FUCKING RIGHT MOVIESHITS

BEAUTIFUL

Thumbnail made it look like it was a girl Legolas.
It wasn't and now I'm disappointed.

>Dwarves - Jews
That only came about because they like money. But most Dwarves work physical jobs and are exceedingly tough. They're more Slavic or Irish/Scottish.

Jews don't actually mine the gems, they trade them.

>The tolerant left.

Dwarves are mountain jews, i.e. Swiss

>Asian elves
>black Hobbits
>spic dwarfs

Here's to hoping they cast a heavily Ashkenazim Hollywood looking type for Tom Bombadil, that character, if you have the eyes to realise it, was a pedo.

Elves - White
Humans - Asian

White people are a long respected, extremely powerful race, that are slowly leaving the world.
The race of men (Asians) have spread out everywhere, because of their massive numbers. But they're not really worthy to take over the top spot.

>tfw they cast Harvey Weinstein

But Asians have a mysterious language, age well and have a super long life span. They are also androgynous

Utter kino

Only the most successful Asians have a long life span. Even then, it's comparable to a lot of Western countries. The vast majority (China, SEA, India/Central Asia if you want to go that far) do not.

They're the up and comers in the world. They have needed a lot of support and guidance from whites over the past century or so.

totally okay with this.

>They're the up and comers in the world. They have needed a lot of support and guidance from whites over the past century or so.

China literally was building up castles and studying astronomy while Europeans were walking in furs.

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A justified fear.

Please stop confusing disgust with fear.

The roman empire was walking in furs?

>It's worse than racism.
There is nothing negative about racism. Racism is reality and proven fact.

pol likes asians you faggot. NuLOTR isn't officially dead until they cast a nigger.

this

Will it be inflicted with lesbonics disease?

I'm happy that I read this but also sad because it will never happen

>Run , you black fools!

Ur metaphor is fine, but Jackson based the designs for elven culture, clothes and armour on the East - China and Japan specifically.

The elven aesthetic from the movies is basically lifted straight out of Hong Kong cinema and they barely even hide it.

What's more, Asia has the reputation for Mysticism etc, and, while White people are more of a balance of physical and mental attributes, Asians fully doubled down on their INT skill and put fuck all into STR and DEX, making them a race of bugmen, but also the opposite of blacks.

Humans in fantasy are always the most balanced race, evening out the attributes of elves and dwarves etc. And Humans bring tech innovation and industrial might. So Humans are white.

yes

Why are they copying the Jackson costume?

Rip-off Bakshi's glam Legolas, or do something different.

OH HERRRO FLODO WUN WING, WUN WING TO WULE TEM ALL

>bjorkorean
I'm ok with this.

Not dead enough.

ah yes, that one useless member from exo