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>all this juicy information on Jack
>no /imaceleb/ thread about it

Come on seriously?

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>bump

I wish they'd make a celebrity version of I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!

True on that, full of Z-list celebs and wannabe youtube celebs

I don't like the title of it anyway, I think it should be called "I'm a pussy, get me out of here!" that way pussies like that boxer would have to admit to everyone including to themselves they are pussies.

>*blocks your path*
>*slaps your girlfriend's ass*
>Implying he will not be the Martin of this year

Of course, pack mentality

That's a fucking weird dick. Is it erect?

Watching a qt chef on Masterchef, lads.

What's the juicy info?

It's called foreskin you fucking amerimutt

Latest is him dealing with a 14 year old, asking for nudes and reacting with calling her a ugly slut when she says no.

Jack's apology tweet

twitter.com/Jack_Maynard23/status/933764029696434176?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet

>all those girls defending him in the replies
Imagine literally having a harem.

thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/4976938/im-a-celebrity-2017-jack-maynard-axed-nude-photos/

I'm talking about the size. Looks like a pencil dick but maybe it's just the angle.

What a lad

Bigger than yours.

dailystar.co.uk/showbiz-tv/im-a-celebrity-get-me-out-of-here/662120/Im-A-Celebrity-2017-Rebekah-Vardy-fat-shaming-tweets-Jack-Maynard-Jamie-Vardy

looks average

>it's a Martin perfects his cloning machine and terrorises the camp with Martin II episode

> ;( DON'T LET THEM TELL YOU YOU DID ANYTHING WRONG JACK, ALL FUCKING NIGGERS MUST HANG xX

Wasn't this when he was 16 and she was 14 and she's now 20. But now he's suddenly in jungle she can mention this story despite also saying "I don't mean to hurt him and the event didn't effect me but please give me attention"

>iain

Surely they won't remove her as well, this is getting ridiculous

What would you do?

>It's a Martin replaces Mulhern's car episode
>*vrrrrrrrrrmmmmmm..... REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

>Grime MC Stormzy has apologised for using homophobic language on Twitter, after the Pink News site uncovered tweets stretching across three years that used words including “faggot”.

>Amongst numerous other uses of the word, he called a gay character on EastEnders a “fucking fag”, asked a Twitter user who was discussing hair straighteners and curling tongs “are you a fag?”, and told his followers: “Put on bbc1 this little black boy is a fucking fag”. He also described various people and things as “proper gay”.

SHUT UP

I'd make her gag on my bull's penis

forced to endure over a decade of this talentless hack

i know

Wtf when were the new contestants announced?

Or is this news to everyone?

>Vanessa's Filipina poon

what's the labourcuck gonna be like lads?

That's not how you spell small user

>Its an evening prime minister episode

Ask for permission to put willy in fanny

Stormyz is shit, and ruined the Little Mix song he was part of.

>Evening, Prime Minister.

Idk some anons seemed to know yesterday though

Lad, don't you know everyone commits wrongthink. They need to kick them all out

She's an annoying, incompetent fucking virtue signaller at holyrood.

last bit of the show last night

Probably because they announced it yesterday you melt

Lads I saw Stephen Mulhern in town today, filming something in a gold jacket.

...

>toff admits her crush on stan the man

>It's because we love you and no one messes with Jack Maynard or his fans because we make these combacks asap. *flips my nonexistent long hair sassily* (I got it cut so yeah can't flip my hair sassily anymore. Well, no. I could flip my longish fringe)

>fat shaming

Oy vey she's anuddah Katie Hopkins, next you'll be telling me she's Islamopedophobic.

She's been all over his dick from episode 1, lad.

Nah it was before they announced it on the show

>BRAAAAP

>It's a Corbyn hires Martin to sabotage a trial and kill Kezia episode

Labour is saved

Jamie looked like he didn’t know who he was lol

>Kesia Dugdale
Kill me lads, she's just going to use this as a way to gain Labour scum votes

did you get chance to blow him a kiss?

Did someone just fart as they walked in?

>these new gimmicks

Top kek they're doing literally everything to generate some tension this year after last season's hug fest.

>you dont get to the top of labout politics without having resilience

Stanley just being rational and kind will make her look like a fool

>Hi, I'm Iain Lee, and I will eradicate the kikes.

funny man iain

>you all look like shit
Cheeky Ian Lee

Stanley will pick the Labour woman

Jack just grew a beard and got right back in, I see

Why did they have to add that woman?

Stanley was just enjoy his time, he and the public didn't want yet another show to talk about brexit and politics.

Fucking picking the stupid labour women

Cucks!

>you cunts, you fucking cunts, how dare you

Steady on, Iain.

>mfw Kezia Dugdale fails

viewers all hate the tories tho

>It's a politician episode

He's a grown up. He'll treat her how he wants to be treated lol.

Did you see all the browns get excited when the women mentioned she was a labour mp on the video

Can’t make this shit up lmao

hope he doesn't self harm over that

You can tell she will be preachy though

>Tfw Jezza is gonna be PM this time next year

Are you prepared?

Iain on suicide watch

Kezia is a Blairite for what it's worth. She's not one of Jezza's socialists. There won't be a lot of tension with Stanley.

pretty insensitive lad

Ah yes, Matt Terry.

user might not know he is actually on one.

already prefer iain to most of the camp mates
was there a reason he fell away from the spotlight feels like he did something

Tories are ruining brexit lads what the fuck do we do?

>caring about a man's mental welfare
Get fucked bigot misogynist

Toff is actually really nice. I love how chipper she was in the bushtucker trial yesterday.
That being side, I want to ram every molecule of my dick into Vanessa’s qt filipina poose

ooh hatton garden looks quite good

>it's a Sup Forums themed season

>all this Iain bullying

hope it backfires on them when he wins

get a no deal and leave desu

Shame they couldn't get Farage on desu

>come on Kez
>no support for Iain

>bitch is stuck on the first
lmao

>Labour losing

No worries, they'll still put this one down as a win.

There is a video online of her calling Trump an "arse" in an interview while she was Scottish Labour Leader, and just being generally unprofessional, while RUNNING FOR HEAD OF STATE in 2016.

She is a mong.

youtube.com/watch?v=PkDgS1-lp2Y&ab_channel=Comedy-BBCScotland

What? Oh you wanna stroke are kez?

No, no you can’t

fuck off vardeh

He's raping her lmao

Here is the video

youtube.com/watch?v=PkDgS1-lp2Y&ab_channel=Comedy-BBCScotland

>Gary: Cuck Commander

Heh, I remember that shit.

That zoom in on Amir’s face when he said snakes

STANLEY !?

Royal albert all?