>be ryan gosling
>be looks like this
>women love me
>men love me
>children love me
>cats and dogs love me
>actors love me
>directors love me
>patricians love me
>reddit loves me
>you love me
seriously, how do we fuck this guys shit up? i'm not happy with this dude being so goat.
Be ryan gosling
Levi Rivera
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Cameron Nguyen
HOW DO WE DEFEAT HIM
Jordan Adams
He's a good actor who seems relatively humble, why would you want his shit fucked up?
Jacob Moore
But does he love HIMSELF?
David Morris
Maybe he got a little penor hehe
Logan Stewart
YOU DONT, YOU EMBRACE HIM
Mason Bell
...
Aiden Martinez
Just embrace the goose, one of us among one of them.
Joseph Ramirez
The question is, what can we do to stop him?
John Gray
why would we want to?
Jordan Hill
if my girlfriend wasn't thinking about him while she was fucking me then i'd be disappointed with her
Ethan Cruz
is his director debut worth a watch?
Zachary Roberts
Fuck you. Typical marxist scum. "reee I need to destroy this man because it hurts that he is doing good in life and I'm not." You could be constructive and use him as an ideal goal, but instead your greasy brain chooses the lazy and destructive path of tearing those down who are above you. You are a fucking abomination and deserve a slow painful death because you don't deserve to live with the rest of us. The world would have shaped you up or chewed you to bits years ago but now thanks to pathological altruism and decadence, garbage like you is allowed to proliferate and somehow believe your existence is valid. Die.
Nicholas Collins
I know I think about him when I'm fucking my girlfriend...
Jonathan Hall
Actually my oneitis just told me she didn't think he is this handsome.
Grayson Wright
why is she still your oneitis?
Jose Hill
The question is how do I become him
Henry Richardson
Just watched Drive. Shit was gr8
Adam Howard
She even thinks Adam Driver is not that ugly...
Women, you know...
Ethan Kelly
Only God Forgives is KINO
Jaxon King
How can he be one of the corner stone memes of Sup Forums and facebook at the same time? How can you be deep and innovative and nice to the normies at the same time?
Jacob Perry
REAL
HUMAN
BEAN
Leo Perry
THE GOOSE
CAN'T LOSE
Jordan Thompson
How can i become a real human being?
Alexander Wood
Get a leather jacket
Hudson Allen
You drive.
Jayden Sanders
I wish to be the real human bean.
Jason Torres
Literally Sup Forums incarcerate
Carter Morales
If only i was handsome, fit and had a large amount of positive social contacts :(
Asher Jackson
I'm scared of the day when Sup Forums goes full contrarian and starts hating on the goose, he's been shown way too much appreciation here for it to last
Alexander Young
He is a genuinely nice guy dude. Don't be jealous and and just accept him into your life. He is a good actor, he respects those around him more than most with his talent, he can't help he is attractive any more than you can help you are hideous, he works hard at what he does, and he deserves every ounce of credit he has gotten.
Easton Myers
>t. Insecure manlet
Josiah Russell
Hurt Goose and my 2d waifu and I hurt you
Elijah Carter
Just wait for his to turn 63 and watch his career fall apart when it turns out he's been kidnapping women and forcefeeding them milkybars in his dungeon.
Jonathan Allen
I want more goose
Anthony Murphy
More like:
>be you
>a redditor
>think reddit runner 2049 is good
>don't know how to relate to Sup Forums
>latch on to old memes you saw on reddits Sup Forums forum drive
>continue to spam your first meme actor since you realized Sup Forums doesn't like chris 'reddits guy' pratt
Best part? It applies to the majority of you
Jonathan Gomez
NO
Ethan Davis
why you guys think hes so good looking? just looks like a normal white dude with pretty dull facial features
Robert Foster
there is many similarity between me and the goose
should i just become the driver? or at least an actor?
Anthony Scott
>tfw no roon-roon gf
Jack Russell
stop bully
Jace Howard
The only thing you two have in common is your autism.
Andrew Harris
what the fuck did you say to me kid?
Eli Williams
Exactly $11 million worth of people love him and not a single one more.
Samuel Turner
Mother fucker this is a message board it is not like I could stutter. If you didn't understand what I said read over it a couple more time until it sinks in.
Charles Cruz
He's equally handsome and average looking. Like that guy who could your friend but is too busy pulling all the chicks
Benjamin Parker
he just looks chill as fuck
he's not like a supermodel but he doesn't look average either
he hit the comfy jackpot
Joshua Walker
Drive was literal racemixing cuckoldry propaganda.
Jonathan Harris
Do you long for having your heart interlinked?
Colton Edwards
...
Kevin Lewis
...
William Flores
lel, baited
>not wanting to be the bull
Kayden Kelly
Why does Mr. Corleone have brown hair there?
Evan Wilson
I wish even $50 of people loved me
Chase Kelly
She needs to get correct
Parker Lee
>Get with the fugly Eva Mendez
Brayden Jenkins
>be soyboy
>lurk Sup Forums looking for something to whine about
>get called soyboy
>write articles for britcuck news outlets about how triggered you are
theringer.com
William Reed
My boy likes them dumb, can't say I blame him.
Elijah Lopez
He deserves the best
Aaron Diaz
Why is that hammer so aesthetic? Why is this whole movie so aesthetic?
Henry Hughes
i say we do a shia on him
Blake Cruz
It's a tool for real human heroes. Jesus was a carpenter too.
Daniel Lee
>Sup Forums "patrician" poster brings up r*ddit of which its opinion can only be known by visiting it and which differs anyways since people have differing opinions
Into the trash it goes
Matthew Jenkins
...
Mason Allen
>Which it's opinion can only be known by going there
Or wait for them to post here and out themselves without even trying to hide it
Alexander Cook
The only solution is to leave him alone. He just want to do his own thing.
Jayden Perez
>tfw you will never be the goose
Levi Miller
Ryan threads get posted every day, but I've never seen anyone post evidence that they own a full collection of his movies.
William Torres
>that dog is dead
>Sup Forums is dead
pottery
Jason Reed
Imblying you can defeat someone as beautiful and charismatic as Gosling
Camden Johnson
Can anyone field this? I too am curious.
Josiah Jackson
made me think
Ryan Campbell
>think reddit runner 2049 is good
whether it's good or not is irrelevant. ryan is a god amongst men at the moment.
>men look at this picture and see a nicebro and a gentleman
>women look at this picture and see sexy fatherly husband material
>kids look at this picture and see hunky ryan or le cool guy from the movies
>dogs look at this picture and bark at it
>cats meow etc
admit it bro. you'd go homo with ryan. you would. he'd come over, smile a few times, say something funny, put his hand on your knee and 10 mins later you'd literally be wrapped aroound his finger with your anus.
Asher Harris
...
Owen Sanchez
Just found out it was shot in Detroit and takes place in a fictional suburb of that once great city. That makes it an instant watch for me!
Isaac Hernandez
>meow etc
Andrew Davis
can i get a quick rundown here?
Gavin Watson
t.soyboy
Camden Robinson
He's a good looking nice guy that's not also up his own ass from his fame status. This is rare in an actor. Goose is one in a million.
Adam Ramirez
There's a difference between "male handsome" and "female handsome".