This is Kevin Smith

This is Kevin Smith

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Why does he always make this face when he's photographed? What is that expession trying to convey?

So is the Jay and Silent Bob reboot still in the works or what?

And how is it that Kevin Smith became an absolute shitbag after parting ways with Affleck?

he's trying to look thin. This is his 'attractive' face he does in the mirror every day

So he's trying to keep from looking like an asian because of his obesity when he smiles?

it's a typical promo face. very common.

Let's be positive about him for once

What's your favorite smith film?

What's the one you dislike

>What is that expession trying to convey?
Thats just how nu-males posed back in the 90's

Botched facelift. Too much loose skin to pull back from being a fatass.

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I liked tusk

He was never a good director. I tried to watch Clerks and it was unwatchable. Dogma had a decent idea, but the direction killed it. Jay and Silent Bob movies are just boring and Zak & Miri is one of the unfunniest comedies I've seen.

Love and look forward to the show he does with Garman.

Favorite: Mallrats
Least favorite: Yoga Hosers

This is the face he makes when he's banging his daughter.

Clerks has to be one of the worst aging films of all time. It is absolutely unwatchable by anyone except those who fell in love with it when it came out and rewatch it for nostalgia.

Imagine watching it in 2022.

DUDE telling everyone about fucking my wife in her asshole including my daughter LMAO

What do you call this attire?

I liked Red State, although I wish it had ended with a real supernatural rapture because that would have been a real curveball. 'What if these crazies are actually right about God's intentions?'

I like parts of Clerks and even Clerks 2. The films are good when it is just characters bantering and shooting the shit. They are bad when they descend into gross-out juvenilia, which both films eventually do.

I like him as a raconteur... but also feel a slight reluctance to get on board with him, when he inevitably points the finger of blame at an actor, or a promoter, or whomever else, for the commercial failure of his films.

I can be positive about Kev's films but I always have to qualify it with the obvious 'But!'

nah he's not a numale. definitely not. he was actually a pretty handsome husky dude when he shot clerks. never really made that meme face back then either.

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It's a time capsule but it's not a bad film, considering how little Kevin was working with at the time. You're both just plebs.

He was one of the better JRE guests.

Clerks the best
Clerks 2 the absolute worst

thicc kevin = best kevin

why cant he tell a story on film like he tells a story when speaking?

>get me his non-union Mexican equivalent!
Say no more
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Clerks is a solid 4/5 film.
Everything else he has made past that has been a caracature of that film to some extent, and not in a good way like AC/DC or Ramones.

I find it hard not to like the guy. He likes literally everything and he tells excellent stories in person.

Fat

He's basically the antithesis to Sup Forums

No, please, the rest of the world is tired of your endless discussions about this nobody. Why are you americans allowing him to remain relevant? Why can't he just go away?

Best bits of the whole movie.

>What's your favorite smith film?
Red State
>What's the one you dislike
Clerks II

Damn I want a qt chicana gf

The DC fan

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fat and dumb. bad director. resting on his laurels as they say.

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Dogma is underrated

Too bad you couldn't make this kind of movie today

I stood maybe 20 feet away from him at LA comic con this year and he was wearing that fucking jersey. I wanted to punch him. Get a new shirt you fucking asshole.

he wasn't terrible looking and just kind of husky but he quickly started getting fat. and the fat made him look a little gross.

you're fucking retarded, he has several of the same type of hockey jerseys. so it's usually a new one everyday. also he can wear whatever he fucking wants.

he's plugging his smod shit senpai

because his character couldn't talk he always had a variant of the face but it was a bit more subtle and made sense in context. at some point he started implementing into every picture

Red State was fucking terrible. It's the epitome of anti-white propaganda.

>hurrdurr everyone that isn't a complete zionist cuck is some evil cultist

Clerks is my favorite, though it has it's flaws. Clerks 2 is more flawed, but still fairly enjoyable. Dogma is good.

I never could get into Chasing Amy. No amount of critics calling it his best film will get me to like it.

>I like parts of Clerks and even Clerks 2. The films are good when it is just characters bantering and shooting the shit. They are bad when they descend into gross-out juvenilia, which both films eventually do.

I agree with this to an extent, but it's especially true with Clerks 2. The donkey show scene was just cringe in my opinion.

I tend to find those movies weakest points to be the relationship drama though. I've always found that shit to be the weakest part of Kevin Smith's films.

Kevin Smith is to Jersey Slacker Comic Nerd Kino what Rob Zombie is to White Trash CarnyHorror

I actually really like Kev, but I will say I'm kind of tired of him and his overly-positive attitude now. If it weren't for him I wouldn't know of the TESD gang though, so for that I'll always appreciate the guy, because goddamn am I jealous he's had such fucking awesome friends.

Clerks, mallrats, and clerks animated series always crack me up when I watch em. Also an evening with Kevin Smith is pretty good.

I liked Jersey Girl because of George Carlin's scenes. I believe the whole film was created to showcase his performance and dedicate it to Smith's father since the whole movie was about being a dad.

But in essence the story was about Ben Afflecks character coming to grips that he's just going to be a fucking loser from a shit small town renting porn and living with his parents. Any dreams and aspirations he had are doused and replaced in the scene he talks to Will Smith talking about how much he loves to go home.

So you can rag on Yoga Hosers being a SHIT film and it rightfully is despite depp being a fucking qt. But Smith did what he could to support his daughter. People joke he shows her off in a creepy way on his instagram, and those yoga scenes showing off her body were something no normal father would want for their little girls. But he did it for her. It's what she wanted. His career doesn't matter anymore.

Remember that time he felt up that girl on Degrassi? They didn't even reference it happening.

I'm sure she's waiting until he's older to bring it up publicly, get some of that fame and maybe some money.

maybe he's already paid up?

>you can only cash out on this sorta thing once
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