WHAT HAPPENING
LEAVE ME ALONE
WHAT HAPPENING
LEAVE ME ALONE
I DUN WAN NO TRABLE
Who wins in a fight: Obi Wan with the high ground, or any Jackie Chan character, but he doesn't want any trouble?
Give jackie darth mauls dual saber and he can defend till the cows come home
I WAN TRABLE
>chan
>brosnan
over the hill kino coming through
GOO GAH
YOO OUW
Does Jackie have access to anything in the environment?
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there are conveniently placed ladders, chairs and a pair of clogs
PUNISHED JACKIE
Uncle! Help! Uncle!
LEAVE MY STORE ALONE
ANCLE
ANCLE
Can the clogs deflect lightsaber strikes?
Keung, he stole my cushion!
it's amazing that he and keaton never killed themselves in some horrible stunt gone wrong
Jackie almost died on Armor of God. it's kind of insane.
from a take the he didn't even need to shoot no less
>just one more time to be sure
>ok i almost kill i tink we got it lol
which movie is this?
but it is pierce and jackie, i'll give it a shot just for them
still want my arnie and jackie buddy cop flick
pretty sure it is supercop,
jackie and michelle yeoh, good stuff
Hi Pablo Francisco!
LITTLE TORTILLA BOY
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>yfw you had to defend yourself from a guy that think you had killed his father, along with his 4 cronies, using only item on your right
I got a chair with jacket on it. Watch me use the chair as a shield, a clamp, a spinaroonie, and ladder. The jacket? oh thats a hanger for ziplining onto a lower floor.
thanks
>some big sofa pillows
>throw it at the boss
>he brace for impact, but I only throws the sheath
>he inspect it by holding it infront of his face
>punch his face through it.
>the henchmen attack from behind
>use the pillow as guard
>punch his face instead
Why are Jackie's movies so comfy?
1. Nintendo Wii
2. Papaya
3. Jacki-...
Fuck it
Yeah its kind of incredible that Jackie is still alive. The man has done more insane dangerous shit than Steve Irwin.
I dun know who you are.I dun know what you want. If you are looking for trabble, I can tell you I dun wan any. But wat I do have are a paticular set of kung fu. Kung fu dat make me nightmare for people liek you.
If you tell me who bomb my daughter, I no look for you. I no pursue you.
But if you dun, I find you, and you have bad day.
*Good ruck*
>Extension cord
*defensive whipping intensities until they're all btfo*
Someone with the ring of jackie's voice please vocaroo this.
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>But if you dun, I find you, and you have bad day.
>If you are looking for trabble, I can tell you I dun wan any.
>Armour of God
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And the moment he healed he was back in there for filming. The only request he made was to grow out his hair to cover the permanent hole in his skull.
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As goofy as he is, Jackie is an undeniable stunt god
Does Jackie have a ladder or a baby?
The absolute madman
>Jackie almost died on Armor of God. it's kind of insane.
Story?
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WHAT'S UP, MY NEGGA
Here's the stunt that did it.
youtu.be
Here's him talking about it.
youtube.com
Basically he did a stunt where he jumped from tree to tree. They got the take, but Jackie wasn't satisfied and he wanted to do one more. Of course, that take was the one where the tree branches broke and he fell like 15 feet and hit his head on a rock.
Also if you haven't watched Armor of God, you should watch it. Essential Jac-kino in my opinion.
is this hong kong jackie or post hong kong jackie?
>here's the stunt that did it
start at 3:16
but can it top this stunt? cause i feel this is probably the most insane stunt pulled on camera
youtube.com
Fun fact, Jackie told his crew to plug those lights into a car battery so it wouldn't shock as bad. The crew plugged them into a wall outlet and Jackie got second degree burns from the lights while sliding down the pole. They weren't special stunt light bulbs or anything, just normal light bulbs.
And him crashing into a Sunglass Hut at the end was him actually crashing into a Sunglass Hut.
youtube.com
The guy is a fucking madman.
LEE
HARRO
DING DONG
Jackie uses a ladder to reach the high ground
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Oh god I remember seeing that on tv when I was 8. Fun times