THIS CHRISTMAS
THIS CHRISTMAS
A FAGGOT
ONE MAN'S FLIGHT PLAN
THE QUEENS ARE HERE TO SLAY
(NUTCRACKER MUSIC PLAYS)
AND A PICKLE NAMED RICK
*record scratch*
And that's how one family
Worse, you're smart
STARRING
ADAM SANDLER IS .......
STARRING AIDEN GILLEN AS BILL WILSON AS CIA AS CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY
FOR A BIG GUY
THE LAUGH OUT LOUD COMEDY OF THE SEASON
KA LEL
ACADEMY AWARD WINNING
OSCAR AWARD NOMINATED
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
KEVIN SPACEY IS BACK
TO TOUCH LITTLE BOYS
AND HEARTS
>back in black chorus starts playing
BUT WHEN
MADEA IS GONNA HAVE TO BRING IT...AGAIN
...
GET LYNCHED
GET READY FOR THE FAMILY ADVENTURE OF THE SUMMER
AND FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS FOR
got em
A CLASSIC PASSOVER CLASSIC STARRING PAUL DANO
My foot your ass
WITH KANYE WEST AS YEEZUS
*fight the power starts playing*
You get to bring friends
AND CHRISTOPHER LEE
FROM THE CREATORS THAT BROUGHT YOU
SLEEP HAS HER HOUSE
SHREK 4: THE FINAL CHAPTER
AND
WITH JEW GOLDSTEIN AS
MOMMY!
I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIST
THE GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE
ROB SCHNIDER IS A CARROT
RATED PG-13
FEATURING: PICKLE RIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!!!
Santa will be cumming down your chimney
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP