THIS CHRISTMAS

THIS CHRISTMAS

A FAGGOT

ONE MAN'S FLIGHT PLAN

THE QUEENS ARE HERE TO SLAY

(NUTCRACKER MUSIC PLAYS)

AND A PICKLE NAMED RICK

*record scratch*

And that's how one family

Worse, you're smart

STARRING

ADAM SANDLER IS .......

STARRING AIDEN GILLEN AS BILL WILSON AS CIA AS CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY

FOR A BIG GUY

THE LAUGH OUT LOUD COMEDY OF THE SEASON

KA LEL

ACADEMY AWARD WINNING

OSCAR AWARD NOMINATED

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

KEVIN SPACEY IS BACK

TO TOUCH LITTLE BOYS

AND HEARTS

>back in black chorus starts playing

BUT WHEN

MADEA IS GONNA HAVE TO BRING IT...AGAIN

...

GET LYNCHED

GET READY FOR THE FAMILY ADVENTURE OF THE SUMMER

AND FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS FOR

got em

A CLASSIC PASSOVER CLASSIC STARRING PAUL DANO

My foot your ass

WITH KANYE WEST AS YEEZUS

*fight the power starts playing*

You get to bring friends

AND CHRISTOPHER LEE

FROM THE CREATORS THAT BROUGHT YOU

SLEEP HAS HER HOUSE

SHREK 4: THE FINAL CHAPTER

AND

WITH JEW GOLDSTEIN AS

MOMMY!

I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIST

THE GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE

ROB SCHNIDER IS A CARROT
RATED PG-13

FEATURING: PICKLE RIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!!!

Santa will be cumming down your chimney

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP