Sup Forums after thanksgiving

Sup Forums after thanksgiving

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>Sup Forums on a regular day

user, I need you to lose 100 pounds in the next 30 minutes

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is this kino?

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Fucking disgusting

But i'm hungry

Jesus Christ

Imagine all of the caked in shit those women have to scrub out of his scaly dinosaur ass.

JUST ONE LITTLE EGGROLL??

lol that nurse guys disgusted face

>tfw overweight

You don't get to bring snacks

They ... don't have to zoom in

I'm a big guy

IT'S FRIED OKAY?!

imagine the smell

what the FUCK did he mean by this? like im not even joking, what did he really mean by it? is the fried healthier? is "fried" rice different to rice? i'm so confused

>that nurse
That's actually a neighbor. And it's his wife washing him. The daughter is to the left, and he made her drop out of school to take care of him.

>The daughter is to the left, and he made her drop out of school to take care of him.
Why can't we just burn them for fuel?

Imagine the smell of that fatty burning

ONE

Me today

When the fuck does he actually swallow some of that food jesus christ

Based

so like

is this a strictly American problem

how does this happen to a person

Yes, only in America. Look at this fat fucking American leech.

Mexico is the fattest country on Earth

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POP OFF JAMES!

this dude fucks

>tfw i ate half the turkey
>tfw I ate half the mashed potatoes
>tfw I ate none of the vegetables
>tfw family of 4

America is a Mexican colony

>pours his shake on the burger
for what purpose

Lubrication.

it all comes out the same

Slide down his throat easier

>implying Mexico is not Brown America

jajajajaja

mexico is just a collection of walled-in resort interspersed among a larger zone destabilized as a bulwark against the entire continent of subhumans further south. I thank God Mexico exists every day.

i want to pick all the dead bits off

takes like sour cream

And eat them

we are done here

MMMM dis stuff is gewd!

Hnnnnggggg that would be so satisfying

Would you let her eat your 'egg roll'?

is it genetic Sup Forums?

>That feel when the inside of your groin stings and smells really bad sometimes
>Lose 10 lbs
>Literally never happens again
I was only 225. Holy fuck i can only imagine

Where can I watch full eps online? Watchseries only has some of them. Really want to watch the Lupe one, the youtube video of it has so many things fucked onto it to avoid copyright strikes that it's unwatchable.

>only

Lost 30 more pounds

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Nope

Pardon

lose*

James was a grown child. Everything about his mannerisms displayed it. He was fascinating. He must have an IQ of 60. Where the Assanti blob was pure and unbridled human evil, James was pure human stupidity. He's almost not even responsible for his condition he's so stupid. Everything he did and said was this incredible display of how oblivious he was.

>I can't let it!
>But it's FRAHD!
>One lil egg rawl!
>YEAAAHHH!
>Gonna have to double up. Not feeling like it right now.

Furthermore he had his strange girlfriend who looked like she was ten years older than him and she too was just this concentration of stupidity but poisoned with pathological pity. It was like she deep down wanted him to be her big baby, and she was visibly disappointed and tired of him, but just kept feeding him.

The craziest thing though is that the guy was 50. He looks 30 at most.

>decide to walk to your local fast food joint with your little brother
>see this
>wat do?

If i weighed 180 I'd be a soyboy. Realistically I'm 15 overweight still. 6'2

You say "isn't the future of america hella beautiful"

*SLUUURP* Oh yes daddy, give me all of your ooey gooey yummies *SNIIIFF* Oh I love that salty sensation of your slimy sanctorium across my tongue. Oh my, I can't wait to gargle your moist grease in my gullet and feel it slide down my tummy! Cheesy goodness, yum!

Okay so "murder" is illegal and whatever, but that's clearly not a human anymore.

pop off james you pathetic bastard

Pls stop

bathe yourself my dude

>salty sensation of your slimy sanctorium
>gargle your moist grease in my gullet
This guy's got some real talent

Rarely. It's habits like in your
>pic related
Society and human evolution has not yet caught up to the speed of technology. As a result, corporations are able to make something taste irresistible then, after countless hours of research, directly beam at you advertisements that force your pea brain to only work toward giving them money to satisfy your need for their scientificly concocted addictive garbage catered to the general consumer (you). This "technology & corporations outwit consumers" manifests itself in many forms (food, tv, vidya, media) that lead to high obesity rates which fuels another industry entirely (think that's a coincidence?) If you take a step back and look at the big picture the entirety of western culture has been bastardized into a farce that makes you a pawn, or often even lower than a pawn, at the whim of corporate oligarchs and "Big Government."

THICC

dude actually looks like he has muscles tho. maybe a powerlifter or something.

This is the future he tried to save us from. This is why he was demonized. Have fun with your little shows and Mountaindewritos™, Nigger Cattle.

LOL

>sipping on both beverages at the same time

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Ow my legs

MAH LEEEEEEEEGGGGGSSSSS

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>Tfw arabs have the kuffars beat on obesity

well, he does look like charlie day
all of that cellulite must be pushing against his wrinkles

when they have a whole personal achievement thing for him to have SAT UP on the fucking bed is when it made me rage out

LOOK AT ME PAW, I'M SITTING UP! I'M PERFORMING A FUNCTION SO BASIC ANYTHING WITH A SPINE CAN DO IT!

Nope, see here. America wins again.

babies can't sit up unassisted

pop off james!

james is still my favorite. Assanti was great too but on a whole nother scale. I think you explained it perfectly that james was an actual retard and whereas assanti knew what he was doing but just fucked with everyone around him. I would watch a tv show that just filmed james sitting in his bed all day long begging for food and acting like a child.

Also wasn't assanti fatter than james? Yet he could walk and go to the bathroom by himself yet james couldn't because of some leg injury like 10 years ago? james is so fascinating

Why do arabs even have their women wear those full body garbs? I thought it was so they wouldn't look attractive to other men and tempt them or something. But if they are all fat as fuck I don't think they'll get many heads turning

What show?

POP OFF, JAMES

Looks like that old lady demon thing from Hellboy 2 at the entrance to the troll market

Just what

POP OFF JAMES!

How does a person gain that much weight? The weight he gained alone is more than what I weigh in total

fat fucking tick

I don't understand how you'd want to live at that point, even makes me angry he hasn't killed himself yet

frying burns off all the soy

you also have to realize that the weight gain he had was while he was supposed to be on a very limited diet to lose a ton of weight. this weight gain was just in a couple months too. fucking kek

>Not even one (you) to check my 6's

OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I only weigh 155 though

>average american.jpg

This is a man who has either been given terrible life changing news, or unfathomably great news.

how does one get that fat exactly. you'd have to be eating cheeseburgers non stop 24/7 to even maintain that shit