What was it that Harry saw in her?

What was it that Harry saw in her?

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Genes that dont age like milk

Easy?

Yellow fever is a cruel mistress

Why won't warners marketing team just buy an ad?

hapas are literal psychopaths

He was trying to escape through yellow death, but to no avail, the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>6 posts in
step your game up senpai

easy

She was cute, chaste, and a seeker like him.

>multiple previous boyfriends
>chaste

He had half a brain and knew that Asians are top tier. Shoulda locked that shit down

Only Cedrick and Harry only knew about that after he asked her out.

this desu

women are that anyway

sideways gook witch pusy

How did he end up with fucking Ginny of all people. Like I remember nothing about her to this day. I can still remember the scenes in the book with Cho or other girls, but never Ginny who he was dating for like two books I think?

Imagine harry summoning a squid right inside her vagina in the middle of the class, imagine her face containing her orgasm, knowing how imposible is to succumb to the degeneracy printed in her DNA

He wanted to get that Cho Chang if you know what I mean

BASED "No!" poster

He subconsciously wanted to fuck Ron, so Ginny was the next best thing without being gay

His dick

He took the yellow pill

Yes, because dating the bitchy ginger sister of your sulking best friend is a superior choice.

He could've sealed the deal with Cho if he had tried, just a little. Go in bareback, and use the Evanesco spell afterwards for clean-up.

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Find one sane woman

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> Cast rough looking ginger as Ginny.
> Later on book say's she becomes really pretty
> Actress playing Ginny still rough
> Work with what they've got.

They also forgot to give Ginny a personality

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It's a Sup Forums myth. Or an American one.

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It's funny that Rowling is trying to push herself as a progressive when Cho Chang is a chingchongnipnong stereotype with two last names.

She's supposed to be very talented in both magic and quidditch. Really cute too.
this guy got it right. It's just that the actress for the movies didn't age well and they didn't bother giving her any character early on. Maybe because they were filmed when everyone thought harry/hermione would be a thing but I don't know how the dates work out.

his DICK
but really, in the books, he's 13 and she's 13, she's asian and cute, he probably doesn't see many pearl harborers. also she's into his sport, quidditch, she's a seeker too, chicks into your sport are more attractive. my sport is Sup Forums

Is this next level irony or is that name really not possible.

horizontal vagina

15pbp

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Three slits

my boy got that yellow fever

Only if they were raised in the west

I really don't get hapas and the type that posts on /r/asianmasculinity, their priorities seem so skewed

moar

He was probably attracted to her rarity, she is like a unicorn, I have literally never even met an asian in scotland and she is scottish, remember being shocked when I first watched it desu, the only non whites I see on a regular basis are the paki mafia who run smuggling operations out of off licenses

Asian with english accent sounds top tier.

Abra-ca-dab-ca-cus it was her abacus.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cho_(Korean_surname)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jang_(Korean_surname)

>no cricket
what the fuck is her problem lads?

Yellow fever is also a fickle friend, Harvey.

What? There are tons of Chinese in Edinburgh. They are all mostly at Edinburgh university. Had a Chinese takeaway on every street in Scotland. How sheltered are you?

Japanese are rare unless it's some old boy here for golf and whiskey

SAUCE

>students from chinkland means scottish asians specifically qt japs

(You) we are 96% white cunt we aren't all nigger lovers like you you pozzed uni cunt some of us live in normal areas

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>Harry was her second choice
>he swerves her and she cries more about Cedric Deadory
good spell, Harry. You're a man

>OI GUVNA, LESS GO AN HAFFA SNOG ON YER OLE' CHINGA-CHONG

Why is she giving her son the finger?

Being a WMAF must be one hell of a thing to wake up to every day.

Mate I've seen a ton of east asians in Glasgow and that was years ago, can only assume it's increased.

d-did they fug those g-girls?????

>He was probably attracted to her rarity, she is like a unicorn

But unicorns are real in the Harry Potter universe, and apparently common enough that they butcher them to make wands.

Not that fickle, bro.

When she called him "DADDY" do you think she instinctively did it in her local tongue?

>Uni cunt

I'm in my 40s with a 28 year old Jap wife. I don't even live in Scotland any more

Too many junkies, rain and pot holes that take months to get fixed.

How's your wee tram project going?

They forgot to do a lot of shit. Ludo Bagman wasn't even in the movies, he's got a subplot with the Weasley twins. I didn't like her personality in the books, but at least Harry did, he wanted that suddenly-kinda-cool chick. Her growth and personality is more implied but we also skip a month or two at a time in some chapters, he gets to live with her for most of the year.

What exactly goes through a white mans head when he decides its a good idea to impregnate a fishy pussy and create a self loathing mutt baby?

It's hair, it gets caught on trees and stuff. Not saying they don't butcher them, but you also probably couldn't catch one unless you're Ollivander or Voldemort/Quirrel

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when youre deep in the throes of yellow fever you aren't thinking about anything at all

Never heard of yellow fever? Asians can be hot as fuck, and Cho's actress was pretty cute, though in the books she was made out to be stunningly beautiful. She was also a Seeker in the Ravenclaw team so they had their love for the sport in common, as well as their position in it.
When you're fourteen years old, stuffed to the brim with hormones and stuck in a castle full of teenagers and a cute Asian girl with a Scottish accent who shares a hobby with you turns up, you're going to be interested.
At that age it's hard to strike up a conversation or start a relationship without having some common ground, like Quidditch in this case to break the ice.

Too bad Harry left it too late and the school Chad got to her first, then died and left her with a trauma that destroyed any chance of a healthy relationship between her and Harry.

reminder that the main protagonist of this series ended up as a fucking cuck

This is one of the biggest fucking memes ever. It's all matter of how a woman takes care of her self. Most asian women age like shit just like the rest of women. Women that take care of themselves, have a healthy diet and don't shit out a bazillion kids before they are 30 usually age like fine wine. Regardless of race.

Nothing. All the blood goes below the belt.

>Too bad Harry left it too late and the school Chad got to her first, then died

Yeah I don't know why Harry didn't tell her that Cedric's dying wish was that they be together forever and ever and fuck like rabbits every day.

Missed opportunity.

fishyfeet

Could just use the fuckin Imperius curse, too. mind control sex is the best

How do I get a cute asian gf?
Which asian girls are the best?

the hell is going on here? roofies?

Gotta pick your type of asian. Korean, Chinese, or Jap? Chinese are xenophobic as shit, Korean are money grubbing, Jap are cute but get their pick of men

Please someone explain
What was the point of this character?

Gotta' be an Westernized brat if you want a good fuck

>be native leaf
>have a bunch of nieces because that's what women do here, just pump out babies like a factory
>they all look like this
I'm pretty sure the vikings turned into what is now known as the Mi'kmaq and Maliseet.

Let's be friends user. Invite me over for family dinner sometime.

Supposed to be Harry's love interest until Rowling felt that was too boring so she switched it to Ron's sister.

Can I date your nieces?

That's not in his nature. But he really fucked things up by leaving it too late to ask Cho out for the Yule Ball, because she was definitely interested in him by then.
If Cho was his date there, they could've started something and Cedric wouldn't even be in the equation. Hell, he and Cho could've grown so close together that Harry would've been more confident and wouldn't give a shit about Cedric and just leave him in the maze and take the Cup for himself.

Harry's hesitation to ask Cho out caused Cedric's death and as a result turned Cho into a sobbing, jealous wreck (because every 14-year-old girl would be scarred for life after the guy they dated for four weeks died unexpectedly of course)

God damn, I might reconsider my stance on being gay now. I want super hot daughters

Fuck that shit. I wanna go to the mainland and find a humble cutie.

Just go to some town that lives near a reserve. Native women balloon after the first kid so the prime age is 17-21.

>mainland
>humble

>waiting at the train station one day
>bit of a wet one
>only other person there is this Asian guy standing a bit away from me
>old Asian lady stumbles down the steps clutching a map and travel guide
>she looks very lost and confused
>she walks right past me
>starts barking at the Asian guy in Mandarin
>moment of silence
>"SORRY FERE AH DINNAE KEN FIT YER YAAGIN ABOOT"

Be white, be tall, don't be fat. Koreans are best, Japanese likewise but harder.
Either travel there or go to your local China Town and flirt with a restaurant owner's daughter.

It was always going to be Ginny, Cho was just there so Harry could have a first experience with a girl, and to add diversity to the cast.

>Be white
Shit

enjoy making love to a stiff board

>White and Asian is a good geneti-

Sorry user. How not-white are you?
You could get away with a slight tan, but if you're black it's not going to happen.

native asian what?
speak clearly son

either way, those are some abnormally cute children, especially if they're mixed, you should count yourself blessed

but maybe don't post your family on fucking Sup Forums

Thanks user

Not my family. I just said they look like that.

>that mouse

Whiter side of Mexican. Half mestizo half spaniard.