Main character's pc gets in an infinite loop because of the shitty windows update

>main character's pc gets in an infinite loop because of the shitty windows update
>can't even enter safe mode, it has to be repaired by professionals
>he has tons of saved images of little girls from tv, amerimutts and blacked baits
>"It will be done in a week"
>Protagonist now only has seven days to lose vitginity before going to jail

FUND IT

Pretty sure you'll lose your virginity in jail, just maybe not how you intended it though.

> lose vitginity before going to jail
How is that connected?

>MC may have kiddie porn on his computer
>Going to jail could put him away for 20 to life
>possibly never fuck a woman

How did you not put 2 and 2 together?

Why did the MC take his pc to a repair shop if he knew ther was sensible material on it?

Is he retarded?

What else can he do? The computer work

>user is a dumbdumb who can't fix his own PC
immersion ruined honestly what sort of retard browses Sup Forums but can't do basic computer shit

Doesnt work I mean

He has repaired before but this is too much, he cant even enter safe mode or anything

>not just nuking his harddisk and starting over
user doesn't actually keep shit he doesn't want to lose on his main drive, right?

Saying it was stolen? Geting the hd connected as slave to another pc and wiping all that shit? Smashing it and spending 60 dollars on a new one? Gee, I don't know.

He should just buy new hdd and install os on it

>hurr why didn't user just have all his data stored on a raid 1000000 array
>hurr why is user even using windows
>hurr how could i possibly self insert as someone so technologically inept
BECAUSE THEN THERE WOULDN'T BE A FUCKING MOVEI YOU DUMB SHITS

There are some IT guys who offer to come to your house if you want and makes repairs while you are in the room. Make of that what you will.

That's fucking retarded. It could only work if he didn't knew about cp.

Shut, I shouldve made a thread yesterday asking for help
Oh well

I'm in your shoes. My bitcoin wallet account had 21BTC on it. One day my PC stopped working and I tried turning it on/off but to no avail, I opened the case and there was a small fire on the HDD.
I'm still afraid of sending it to professionals to retrieve the data because other than the 100's of gigabytes of CP, there's confidential and much worse documents on it. I'm so fucking mad, if I ever send it to someone I'll be fucking toast.

How can you pass images from a computer thats in a restart loop?

Who said cp

Not from a computer, from a hard drive. Like it was a fucking usb drive.

How fucking stupid you are?

was implied by the "going to jail" bit

How the fuck did you get gigabytes of cp and even worse things?

kek

But i dont have any other computer, only alaptop

my windows update has been broken since july and there is multiple people having the same problem and zero fucking help from microsoft

He did it on its own, I went to shop and when I came back it was in a loop
Fuck Bill Gates and fuck windows people

Dude, do you fucking want to go to jail? Look for a motherfucking computer, buy one if you need, rob a fucking bank if you don't want the money but for fuck's sake DON'T SEND IT TO REPAIR

Its not like his father gave him enough time to do it

Dont they have a confidence agreement like priests and lawyers?

I would have eaten the hd after tearing the computer apart with my bare hands in front of my dad before just let it happen, you fucking idiot

>rob a fucking bank if you don't have* the money

no

Oh

>admitting you possess child porn on Sup Forums
lol you're fucked now

>20 to life
>jail

Try again

If there is no cp why would he go to jail?

What if I said I was reasearching degeneracy in the internet to write a book?