>i get uncomfortable around non famous people
>i get anxiety when no one knows me
>my therapist told me imdb starmeter doesnt matter and i agree
>i want a man who makes more than me but I make so much money
>i work like 15 hours a day but also I need 12 hours of sleep
>rich men want younger girls which i think is unfair
>ill never have kids and get married which is all i really wanted
>im really famous
>500k instagram followers
hate this plastic cunt
pardon?
post feet
no one wants some roastie that gets fucked by her 12 dogs every day
...
>plastic
She's not actually.
??? details?
She's obsessed with her skin and exfoliation and all that and the excess treatment gives her face a photoshopped/plastic surgery look. But she's never actually had any work done.
Men are not attracted to rich women. Men want young and good looking women.
And you believe that?
not him but I heard she massages her face with a vibrating metal ball
which face? ayo!
Yeah. I work in the "industry" and there is an obvious difference between the plastics and the ones like Cummings obsessively treat their face with home/organic/whatever remedies.
I bet she's looking at this #metoo stuff and thinking, 'You fucking idiots, sucking dick is the only reason you have any sort of a career'. Probably has no female friends, at least not in the industry. Crazy and alpha at the same time, I like her.
I'd Cummings on her, if you catch my drift
I was literally typing that when the page updated.
that time she went on live late night tv with legs spread was pretty great, she just dropped them open while sitting on some guys lap.
The real difference is she's made something ridiculous like 100 million by making and selling tv show concepts.
So yeah..the system really really worked for her.
She created shows like Two broke girls for CBS.
nice and what about her vagina?
Literally fucking who?
Everyone assumes shiny skin = plastic surgery
But the removal of peach fuzz gives the same shiny appearance
...
I like the cut of her jib
Been trying my hardest to get my face there but no luck yet.
>those stretch marks on her inner right thigh
She likes big dick eh
look at coolio over here too cool to know a lady comedian
>calling it how it is
Gotta respect ya user.
So who is she?
The system that worked for her is a different one than 'suck dick, get an acting gig, become an A-lister overnight'. She creates content that makes networks money, simple as that.
You're surprised a successful woman in Hollywood who doesn't have the traditional physical qualities the industry finds beautiful and acceptable has relationship issues with men when it comes to her wealth and fame?
she started out doing comedy shit and low budget acting too. I'm pretty sure she ran into sleazy producer crowd at least enough to give her shows content about being forced to suck dick and turning it into a joke
Mediocre stand up who has made most her fortune as a "content creator" for network television. Has made hundreds of thousands selling intellectual properties that will never even be filmed.
Created 2 Broke Girls and did one season of her own show with Chris D'lil'le'leia'.
In an industry full of muh Hillary vagina fame whores she is actually a bit of a relief. She's a neurotic creative person whose type A personality drove her to success but is also very open and honest and doesn't try to be anything she isn't.
She's the female comedian feminists should be embracing instead of Amy Schumer and other slogs. Similar to how Kaitlin Olsen is never a part of the conversation when it comes to successful women in comedy and the industry in general.
Cheers user. Appreciate the info and doubly appreciate you not shitposting me in reply
Who the fuck knows really, it looks like her family is well connected in DC so maybe she got a jumpstart in the beginning. She also works with the guy who made Sex and the city, maybe he was some sort of a protective figure. Still, as far as Hollywood feminism goes, she's in a different league than that JLaw-Schumer crowd.
She made 40 million between 2011 and 2012 alone bro, that's not thousands, that's millions.
2 broke girls, other two shows she sold that bitch in apartment 23 b for NBC, and her own show between those 2.
3 shows in 1 year.
1 year of her life and now she is set for life.
Wow, she’s a good egg
she is a slut, look at her instagram
No, she's just old.
She's hot.
Just checked it, she has also been blacked..
>i want a man who makes more than me
>this is fair
>rich men want younger girls
>this isn't fair
Her standard of fairness is as fake as portions of her body.
now I'm interested
Why the eff is Sup Forums so afraid of female comedians?
Like grow the fuck up.
>Some Guy
Wow I feel old.
yeah these fucking femalephobes, UGH
>being this mad
>legs directly connected to back
recognizing a member of the jersey shore cast doesn't mean you're old - it means you're a fag
I see these types of women every day
>Have a pretty successful family members, who all live in a upper middle class areas.
>See rich men in those neighbourhood with wives who are significantly less wealthier than they are. Most are above average looking but the majority seem to only have only got together with their husbands because they were their bosses at one point and had some redeeming trait like above average intelligence, incredible wit or humour a d were great mother material. A minority are trophy wives skanks..
>All the MD/Surgeon/Barrister/MBA women in the neighbourhood are either alone or in unstable on again, off again relationships with trust fund bad boys or higher status men in their law firms/ medical practice .
I don't know how it is in other places, but most incredibly successful women in Australia are either in polymarous relationships with men "on their level" but who they can never lock down because these men are in incredible demand or are alone. I've only known one woman willing to marry down. Those stories of poorer toy boys getting wedded to high flying rich women are very rare.
Why do Australians always feel the need to announce the fact they're Australian? You people are annoying as fuck.
>you people
Ugh why do you have to announce that you're not Australian?
but they are so big...
Yea this seems to be this case in the New York metro area as well. I've seen women who aren't willing to date down and just stay single in their 30's.
>mfw this youngster was still in diapers when Jersey Shore aired on tv
>mfw he can legally post on Sup Forums now
Never heard of her but that's the guy from Jersey Shore.
Jersey Shore is a faithful picture of what America really is like for non-americans, I've learned everything I know about America thanks to Jersey Shore.
Damn, I have a new goal to strive for now
Wow you are a complete idiot congratulations
Watched her HBO show. It's entirely about sex and her pussy. What are you talking about? Even my girlfriend got annoyed.
Hey, I'm not American!
Yeah I dated a chick about to turn 30 who works in sales. I'm an artist. Her exes were all Real Estate / Airline Pilots etc. I lasted about three dates before she ghosted me. She was a libtard anyway. Copies of AUDACITY OF HOPE and shit on her bedside table
Sex was good tho
>"artist"
>conservative
So you're shit?
I've got videos on youtube with millions of views so you tell me sweetie
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>providing free sex to sluts
>Youtube
>artist
>commercial success
>good
Oh boy.
Its actually kind of an epidemic in society. If you care about the family system and capitalism. The family dynamic is on the decline. We're still making people and having babies, but divorce and kids without marriage are on a big rise. It's really insane because most studies show, its womens fault. Women are doing much better in society. The gender wage gap is like 93 cents to a man. That's barely there, and that means its very feasible for women to be making more money than the males they are attempting to date. If in your 30's you're both single, women have to be prepared to be the bread winner. We've done all this work for gender equality and women are still too dumb to realize they have to be the head of the household. They want all the respect of gender equality but all the benefits of gender roles. Women are fucking up society by not coming to terms with this.
My girlfriend is in her 30s, as am I. She makes 30k a year more than me. I'm a blue collars dude who does pretty well but she's a corporate chick. The dynamic at home as if I'm the bread winner but the elephant in the room is always there. She makes a lot more than me.
Enjoy your salaried desk job under cold fluorescent light while your life slips away
she has sex... with her boss
give me a fucking break those aren't natural lips.
you're full of shit.
Her boss is like 80. And we have really good sex where she likes to be dominated. She doesn't like being in charge all the time at work so at home I'm the boss and it makes her wet. Eventually she will be annoyed that she makes more money though. I know it's coming.
Yea I can't see that not being an issue in the near future.
You learn to navigate through relationships with age. Most women are the same in their needs and wants. I'll just enjoy driving around in her brand new car pretending it's mine for the time being,
Probably eats japanese potatoes too, they can really mess up your face.
what porn is this from
I liked the show whitney
based
she wants you to be "the man" and take on the gender roles, but she can't actually do better than you, so she has to date down.
>He still thinks feminism is for gender equality
Feminism has always been about increasing female sexual and financial power at the expense of the average man. If feminists were really about gender equality, they'd be trying to destroy oppressive male gender roles and end sexist double standards that benefit women whilst perpetuating gender stereotypes against men. Feminists just want women to have their cake and eat it too, although they'll never admit this publicly.
This has fucked up dynamics between the genders, and despite your assertions that people are still having kids and getting marriage, that's not actually the case. Marriage rates have been below Depression era levels for years and white birth rates are at an all time low.
Sad!
I’m acthally in a similar situation but I’m only 25. The only thing that has stopped her from letting it be a big deal is that I’m way out of her league aesthetically. I genuinely don’t care about the money situation but she seems like she can’t drop it, so I’m basically riding the gold digger train until it’s over. Kinda makes me feel like a piece of shit every now and then desu, but what can ya do? It’s her own issue.
I'm completely ok with that. The question is, can she handle it? Time will tell.
She fucks with her lips all the time
I never asserted people are still getting married. I said they're having kids without marriage. I agree with what you're saying, but it's just a theory to me. It's obvious women want it all. They want to be able to do anything a man can do and also still have the man propose to them, carry them and be all that typical husband shit. Ive certainly met people that demonize men for cheating in relationships and turn around support women who cheat for empowering themselves. Its utter fucking insanity. I don't think women actively realize what the feminist goals are. They just want everything. I don't think they do it to be malicious, I think they pursue it out of ignorance.
Dat ass tho
Yea most women are interested in your job status. I have gotten looks when I told them I was in construction.
Women's expectations of women are incredibly unrealistic. You would think they would get more realistic as they age, but I see dating profiles that prove otherwise.
What are some of her best bits?
"I'm not shallow I just have standards!!" Said the 33 year old single mother of 2 with a retail job. Women are retarded
women are so egotistical and narcissistic, that they'd rather die alone than compromise. My sister is one. Single at 40, she still thinks she deserves a doctor despite being a medical scientists who gets less than some plumbers I know. My mother is constantly worried that my successful sisters will never find mates because they have such impossibly high standards. I'm starting to understand why arranged marriages were so popular for much of civilised human history. Women can't seem to draw the line between fantasy and reality.
Who fucking cares about this shit? You have to be mentally ill to care.
Women care. That was the point we were making.
*expectations of men* I meant
Yea I see women in their early 40's saying how they won't settle for less. At some point you have to be realistic, or just settle on being alone.
Why do you think it's so despised? It removes the woman's bargaining power, and reduces them to property. Even though 90% of women have proved that they a.) can't handle power, b.) despise responsibility and c.)are utterly inept compared to most men in their fields
>muh starving widows
Pretty sure you're better off being a widow than a crazy cat mom
>lol who cares
What a shit fucking argument from a big league chew piece of shit
I have a friend like this. She has all these checks a man needs to pass to date her. I constantly tell her she should just date people, get to know them and see how they fit together. Ignore all that stuff. She's like "I know what I want" single at 34, only getting older. As women never date younger, her options are dying up. Mean while men her age get new options as they can date 24 year olds.
Honestly, any advice Id give to men in this topic. If you're single and in your late 20's, get in shape, not like perfect, but you know, diet and move your body more. Work on having a little extra money, not much but save for years, have casual nice clothes, have a hobby anyone can do, puzzles or photography, who gives a fuck, something besides movies and TV shows. Be able to have a conversation that doesn't involved popculture. This is Sup Forums why I highlight this, you need something to talk about. Then when you hit your 30's, date a lot. Just date and fuck everyone you can, dating is way easier for men in your 30's and way harder for women.
Women are mental, this is not news
>In the gym every day
>Eat fucking nothing
>'I want to be toned'
>Continue to starve themselsves as they somehow believe that will get them big tits and a thick ass
>'Why dont men like me?'
>Continue to obsessively work out and become more skeletal and self obsessed
>I wanna be more toned
>I wanna be more toned
>I wanna be more toned
>'Why am I single and childless at 40 despite looking like a skeleton with surgically altered face, tits and ass?'
Dating has gotten progressively harder over the past few years. Very few women even want to meet. Ghosting also has increased a ton.
That's not new, its you. Care less, next time you think someone is ghosting you, text them something like "hey I didn't wanna leave you hanging, but I don't really feel it with you, you were nice and all, good luck to you!" they'll reply. You might even get a another date, women love to prove their worth.
Idk user, he may not be too far off. I’m 27 and somehow I look more attractive now than I did when I was 20 and all I seem to attract is 19-20 year olds. It genuinely feels like I’m in bizzaro world, but I’m also not complaining. Only part of his advice I struggle with is the traditionalist in me, and girls that age seem pretty resistant to it, so I’m definitely struggling with the casual side of it.
Dating is the easiest it has ever been for me. 30s, good job, no kids.