I guess I am fucked now with my Frank Underwood tattoo

I guess I am fucked now with my Frank Underwood tattoo.
Luckily it is only on my upper leg, but do you guys have any ideas how to cover it up?
It was quite expensive and I don't want to remove it.

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A Big Black Swastika

Get a tattooist to extend the blood coming from his head, like he's been fatally attacked.

turn it into a full body tattoo of super mario, get his face across your fucking chest

Never get tattoos of living people. Unless its like your kids or something.

Get a big orange rat added to the top of his head. Pretend it's Trump.

Or remove the leg.

become a pedophile

>tattoofags
OH NO NO NO NO NO

It's time to say goodbye to your right leg, OP. It's a sacrifice to your dumbness.

Sorry op we're gonna need to remove the leg due to current year

>Unless its like your kids or something.
What if they grow up to become ungrateful fucking shits?

i buy it. just remove your skin in one piece, gotta implant it on my chest.

... They're still your kids...

:'(

Tattoo a 13 year old boy with a bloody butthole on your other leg

so keep the fucking tatoo
he's still a great actor
it doesn't fucking matter what he has done at his personal life

Then your kids rape you.

>tattoos of people

why

>i buy it. just remove your skin in one piece,

You just make me remember a good movie called Tattoo from 2002.

I guess I'll watch i again.

Write "WANTED" on his forehead, become an ally to us.

HAHAHAHAHA

>THIS

...OMEGA KEK

ask to paint him orange and add a blonde toupee

the absolute state of OP

The fuck am I looking at?

kek

>tattoos at all

a movie about a collector who seeks people with interesting tattoos and carves their skin for his special collection.
Pretty good movie.

Why would anyone get a trashy tattoo like that?

Don't talk shit about regular tattoos, they help me get laid. How many solid 7's did you slay this year?

Never get tattoos

aw, some little retard regret his stupid ass decision?

>inkniggers

>Beta cuck afraid to live life

Its ok, that tattoo would be just as pathetic before the scandal came out.

>not getting a tattoo after a scandal
Get on my level, pleb

Just say it's younger Jeff Sessions if someone asks

>he raped some boy and used the blood as lube

tattoo fits pretty well into the new narrative

Reminder: his computer password was literally 'ifuckkids'.

I've been to war, piss on you and your faggoty tats, they mean nothing.

you know a guy who could do Weinstein's face well?

56

his eyes look like they belong on Pepe

You might want to get checked for STD's.

I've never seen a straight man with a tattoo. Just saying.

He kinda looks like a Kevin Spacey version of Apu.

just get another artist to make him look like Anthony Hopkins in Hannibal ez fix

well, who would guess that password?

Turn it into a skull. Best option desu senpai

A knife

he has Soros eyes there

Spacey, Singer, Spielberg... all of Hollywood basically.

Who's this, Sizemore?

That sounds, dare I say it, kino af

yin and yang

Doc, she’s choking.

Ian Watkins, former frontman of the band Lostprophets. He's currently doing 35 years in bongjail for raping babies and possessing child porn.

>help me get laid
>help
>he needs help

If it was that expensive I'm sure you showed it off to everyone you knew after you got it. If it is on your upper leg then even if you get it covered everyone close to you still thinks that is the guy with the Kevin Spacy tattoo. They are probably telling other people you have a Kevin Spacy tattoo. Even if you then tell those people after you get the tattoo covered that you got it covered you don't know who or how many people they have already told "You're the guy with the Kevin Spacy tattoo.". And you can't ask "Did you tell anyone about my tattoo because that is just going too far.

Where did he even find babies to rape? Did he like have unlimited access to hospitals nurseries?

Or an intelligent one. Plenty of 'intellectuals', yes. But not intelligent

crazy fans of his let him rape their children

He saw a girl who allowed him to rape her baby. She texted him and said "The boy is ready to be abused". The court documents are available online, and they're really gruesome.

Who the fuck would do that? Imagine having a parent like that.

Change the hair a bit and add a Hitler mustache. At this point it would be more socially acceptable.

Does that mean you only look at gay men?

She also got sent to jail, obviously

kek

ha!

spbp

how about never get tattoos you morons

>living life is getting a Frank Underwood tattoo.

you dickheads will buy any shit wont you?

single moms

>hate tattoos
>for some reason I have ridiculous amounts of game with highly tattooed women
Is it like a corruption-of-purity thing to them or something? I was also "taught" sex hy some woman who was tattooed everywhere but her face and breasts.

>fuck what should i do with this extra money
>ah fuck i'll just get some old faggot tattooed on my leg
mental illness

have it turned into Peter Dinkitch with sunglasses and a crown.
Reddit will go nuts!

Bu why?

If Jimmy Saville was Sheev Palpatine then thats Darth Maul. His encyclopedia dramatica article is well worth a read.

Here he is when he was top of the pops: youtube.com/watch?v=NjKmCxyKmas

Women with tattoos are just easy.

Yeah but they approach me. I don't have to do anything.

this is why you don't get tattooes of famous people, retard
you don't know what will happen in the future

>get a tattoo of ron paul
>turns out he's a pedophile/
child rapist

if you're get a tattoo of a famous person make it a woman.

even if it comes out she fucked kids, no one will care because no one takes female pedophilia seriously

It was "children" not babies, and abuse, not rape. Not that I'm condoning his actions, but Anons have been known to exaggerate stuff.

...except protect yourself from all the diseases they carry around with them. Women that approach men for sex are getting on the regular from lots of different guys. You have been warned.

just wear long pants

...

army tattoos are acceptable

It doesn't even look like Kevin Spacey. You're fine but only because your artist was shit.

>be bong
>man I wouldnt mind a tattoo of someone famous
>I wont do anyone living, because who knows what could happen
>Ill do a dead person!
>I have just the person too, he was cherished in my childhood
>Jimmy Savile!

pretty sure the parents of serial killers and criminals who did that are now regretting it.

I think you might have face blindness. Looks exactly like him.

Give it a Hitler ‘stach and make it an “ironic” tattoo that cost upwards of $500 and takes up half your leg.

Keep it. Would make for some great bar stories desu

Put little boys crying in the background, like ghosts.

If your stupid enough to get a dated tattoo, you probably won't live very long anyways amirite?

terminator sunglasses fix anything

>this

Tattoos are the most permanent uniform.

>Don't talk shit about regular tattoos, they help me get laid.

This is why tattoo culture is fucking garbage, the people are shallow as fuck. Altering your body to fit in, kek

>women with tattoos
>obviously stuck with needles from who knows what type of guy
>Those tattoos are literally the tags of guys she had fucked and you're too stupid to know

Some people prefer leftovers I guess.

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The tattoo artist didn't adjust the image for the curvature of your leg, dum dum. He's decent with sketching, but that's a simple Photoshop adjustment. His eyes look derped. he either shouldn't have gone past the curvature of your leg, or adjusted the image in ps. It's slightly too big. I used to tattoo, but hate the people.

Even dead people can turn out to be terrible. What was that one British kid's star that had statues around the city then it turns out he's been diddling kids his whole life?

Are you the same faggot?