Why didnt you retards tell me Apocalypto is the coolest fucking movie ever??
I thought it was gonna be some faggy drama. its a damn action movie!
Why didnt you retards tell me Apocalypto is the coolest fucking movie ever??
I thought it was gonna be some faggy drama. its a damn action movie!
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Probably because I saw it in the cinema when it came out over 10 years ago and youre probably 17 years old.
No im 25
I just.... some weird tribal movie in some weird language that adults say is good? Must mean its some boring period drama
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>ever missing an opportunity to suck Mel's cock
You sure you're just not new.
its an amazing movie, and an example of epic/historic cinema well done
>coolest fucking movie ever??
>its a damn action movie!
> im 25
You make me embarrassed to have Apocalypto as one of my favorite movies, you manchild.
im glad i make you feel embarrassed, you pretentious douchebag
Not even being pretentious in the slightest you just sound remind me of this image a lot.
embarrassing
i literally shill apocalypto every chance i get
Gibson's best film. Hacksaw Ridge felt like a downgrade after this
It was pretty great, but I predicted that ending before I even put the disc in.
>enjoying cool action movies makes you a plebbit leftist R&M-loving retard
yea youre definitively a pretentious douchebag. no wonder youre a virgin
Blu Ray or 4k UHD re-release when?
>still no sequel called apocalypto now where a Spanish soldier needs to travel deep into uncharted Mexican territory to find a rogue conquistador who's carved out his own kingdom from subjugated natives who revere him as a god
I wasn't aware that there was never a blu ray release. Hopefully, now that Mel's done being exiled by Hollywood, it'll get a proper re-release.
I didn't say any of those things. You did.
>Capitan Corto literally eating fucking hearts, not just implied like in the book
>it's all in mexican with no subtitles
How can people watch this film?
Why didn't you ask about it faggot?
It's fucking kino. I saw it when it came out in theaters.
Based Mel.
It's a fun movie but don't read it as historically accurate.
How did Based Mel get them to all work for him?
There is a fucking Blu-Ray release when do you think it was made 1994?
It's top 10 material since it's inception dude.
Damn, it's been too long since I've seen this movie. Dad and I thought it would be some artsy crap but watched it anyway because we were told it was good by a friend. Glad to have friends with good taste.
Speaking of which, anyone else like Ravenous? That movie is great.
theres subtitles, fucktard
and mexican isnt a language