NAME SOMETHING THAT RUINS ANY MOVIE INSTANTLY FOR YOU

NAME SOMETHING THAT RUINS ANY MOVIE INSTANTLY FOR YOU

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BIG BLACK COCK STEVE

Naked grandma!

When the tsutsu redhead dosen't get fucking mercilessly killed.

BLACK NIGGERS STEVE BLACK NIGGERS

A black protagonist

BIG GUYS

Making a joke during an emotional scene.

record scratch sound effect.

>Niggers are in the movie at all
>Jews in the movie at all
>Fags in the movie at all
>Women talking to each other
>Women with any sense of authority, power, or control over the plot
>Race mixing
>obvious leftist shilling

Anything in the list makes any movie instantly unwatchable.

heard you talk shit about orange and teal like I wouldnt notice

are there any mobbies that don't contain any of those?

lord of the rings

Forced romance.

Every action flick, every thriller, every biopic

Theres the tacked on romance character and scenes that slows the pacing down to a halt and adds NOTHING to the film other than pandering to a female audience.

The Passion

BLACKS!

You people

NIGGERS, STEVE!

Galadriel you fucking moron

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Niggers with a poor grasp of grammatical syntax.

Jesus Christ

NIGGERS

i consider that withing the domain of acceptability
but if he wants absolutely none of those
>the thing
>master and commander

This

DEAR LORD THESE WITE FOLKS CRAZY

(Laugh track)

Running out of crab legs

Women giving good advice.
Women making good decisions based on the greater good rather than their own selfish emotions.
Women giving the hero some kind of vital help.

You get the idea.

Rebooting a franchise and switching the males to females

jesus christ that's fucking brutal

best family feud host passing thru

There's a black dude in The Thing.

>the thing
>who's keith david

How do you run out of crab legs with a supply like that

Poor crabs.

Sudden influx of "men and women are on equal foot* and the male character acts surprised or whatever, I can't go it desu. I don't mind shit like Charlie's angels or anything that's campy but when they play it straight, it irks me some.

For some reason this reminded me of that one comic with giant robots that keep severed human heads alive to project nightmares on their existence.

you should see the one for us they got

When a film or show arbitrarily kills a pet.

yes, that film is an eyesore. What the fuck was scorsese thinking?

I want Sup Forums to go the fuck back to their shit hole echo chamber sfafe space. I can't go to a single board without every thread being turned in to this shit for fucks sake

>The Thing
Did you even watch it? A black guy is basically the second most screened character

we just did.
>t. crab

>phone rings
>character doesn't answer it immediately
>phone rings for 10 times before character finally answers it

This unironically. Apart from women talking to each other.

Honestly, females in roles that were clearly designed for males. Especially when they don't even act like females.

It would have been something like looking at the camera ever or using anarchronisms or weird colloquialisms but now its just having ugly or stupid people who can’t convincingly portray their characters in those roles because they’re unthreatening looking or brown or have a vagina

Muh diametrically opposed colors!

>I want Sup Forums to go back to their safe space because they're invading mine

kids

or even worse
black kids

>animals > humans
I hate how autistic this website's userbase is, because this opinion is objectively retarded

>it's all so tiresome.jpg

Bill Murray, hate that cunt