ITT: Films that increase Testosterone

ITT: Films that increase Testosterone

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Maybe if your a faggot who likes looking at topless men

That's a solid one lol

nu-male detected.

Imagine seeing a man and immediately associate it with faggot. I guess you see what you want to see...

Predator and Conan are also acceptable awnsers

>painted on muscles: the flick

This is literally a faggots favourite movie, ask them if they like it, they will because its style over substance, easy to follow and they like staring at them

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I don't know I don't associate myself with fags. What more does your circle of fag friends like?

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Art and the film industry has an overepresentation of faggots look at the degeneracy behind the scenes with people like Bryan Singer currently and all the people in the past. Film was never some macho thing.

My Hero Academia x Fight Club.
Why?

Onions increase testosterone, what are some movies that feature lots of onions?

What more does your circle of fag friends tell you? Do they also fuck you?

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>style over substance

Welcome to blockbuster cinema newfaggot

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Anything with her

Snyder's cape trilogy

I had no idea was inspired by an anime...i simply tought the paint was cool and saved it.

Most John Milius movies.

> The Wind and The Lion

> Conan the Barbarian

> Red Dawn

A lot of stuff he wrote works well too.

Of course.

t. Soyboy :^)

>never did anal
>Did blacked scenes
What did she mean by this?

If you have a hormonal reaction while seeing sweaty shirtless men it's not testosterone.

>2006
1985 (1987, 1982)
1999
1979
1981
2000

It seems like we hardly get test booster movies after 2000.

That anal sex is even more degenerate than bestiality?
Should activate your almonds.

Based Mel here to save your test levels.

Is it any good?

spiritual inofficial sequel to payback.
he plays basically the same character.
good flick.

Of course not. This is the era of feminism and sjw's.

>This is the era of feminism and sjw's
Does that mean if they even make a test movie, it would flop?

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most definitely

13hours was pretty cool though. liked the small criticism coming from a bale movie. surprisingly good.

thought she did do one anal scene

The only good thing about that movie was Eva Green.

Having to escape a nigger infested city in Black Hawk Down.

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If she did, please tell me where I can DL it

This one is kino

IMAGINE

You know how many great historical figures through out history were faggots, bisexuals or heavily thought to have been?

Degenerates have ruled you and made civilizations better for milenias

>hour and a half head bashing
>kino

>300 is fresh
Lmfao stupid spic

>complaining about Snyder's style when films are visual mediums
Go read a book you homo

Fact

Everything by Woo with Chow Yun Fat.

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

300 is great but Predator is probably the most masculine movie ever that does not cross the border into potentially homoerotic territory.

Most Arnold Schwarzneggar movies
>Predator, Conan, Commando, etc
Most ((based)) Mel Gibson Movies
>Braveheart, Road Warrior, lethal weapon
Most Sean Connery movies
>James Bond, Highlander,
Most Liam Neeson movies
>Taken, Rob Roy

Die Hard
Goodfellas
Master and Commander
Gladiator

The Deer Hunter

>the most over-rated and vanilla pornstar's shit will increase testosterone

>what movie should I watch to make me manly?
Not sure that's how it works. Aren't we supposed to serve in military, build a house, raise a family and shits to make us manly?

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ENVISION

WOw that really made me think, user

Shrek

How couldn't she tell that it was her husband from that view? How many men that fucking big does she know?

You seriously don't recognize this?

remember that faggot that said this movie caused the alt-right and quoted fucking chapo trap house? lol

>reddit spacing

wut

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>reddit doesn't know when he's redditspacing

True shitpostkino.

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this felt all rushed and clearly like copying from other source. Plus, Jack phoned it in, ruined the film for me.

ITT: soyboys who think testosterone grows in flicks.

Pretty sure there are movies that can make inspire audience to be tougher

guys you know about any food that increase testosterone?

what about food that increases semen, so you can fap and then refuel real fast.

come on niggas help a brother out

>PPPSSSHHHT
This is a 50 year old man

Get out of the closet already

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Stick to watching star wars you fucking faggot

Stick to watching star wars you fucking faggot

Watching this right now actually

overrated trash movie

huh?

agreed

Whats this from?

Anyone who hates 300 is a fag. There I said it.

The Pianist

No but I want to see this lmao sounds right gay

>CGI abs on Bruce
>CGI everything covering up Cyborg
Why bother?

There was Hacksaw Ridge, but you're right
>first 2/3's of the movie are pointless love story
>last third is pure action though

Doesn't quite make up for it.

I loved Bloodsport as a kid. I watched it at least once a week for months.

>Everything

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Those two really went under the radar.

If you want man-core, those are two films to watch.

nope

ITT Daddy left home/died when I was young so I now CRAVE muscular men and strong male figures

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>t. soyboy

Paint your Wagon

I ain't watching a film with the game of cucks actor.

fuck that show

Waldau did nothing wrong, it's not like he had any influence on those retarded as shit writers.

>run out of source material
>unironically think they can write something even 1% as compelling as the previous seasons
>completely and utterly fail to capture what original material created
>Idiots lap it all up

It's fucking pathetic, I agree with you.

But you'd be doing yourself a disservice by not watching it.

He's just an actor.

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>nobody's posted Beowulf yet
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