You're watching Adventure Call! I am Falkenhoof, I will be your guide on your journey.
Now before we begin I must remind you that for me to hear your intsructions you must roll a dubs or higher dear Traveler.
Ok, you awake in a dungeon. To your east is a chained up normie, to your west is a futuristic contraption which is connected to an unkown force which is known to the ancients as "the internet" and finally to your north is the exit of the dungeon.
What would you like to do traveler?
