ITT: characters with canon dig bicks

ITT: characters with canon dig bicks

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big dicks*

Season 3 when?

Hung like a horse

You misspell dick, you fucking retard

it's weird, Peter is conformed to be small. how is his son so freakishly big? Jewish DNA from Lois? Jews are well endowed
chill out its just an Internet post
when the creators stop arguing

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if he's hung then where's his dick?

Rich from Slapstickstuff
youtube.com/watch?v=bbgf5BC_s-4

Where was it said?

>how is his son so freakishly big

Genes are weird like that. My dad's got a big dick and I'm painfully average at best.

stop looking at your dad's dick weirdo

hold on, it's only five minutes.

Roiland Saud Rick had a duck the size of a three year olds arm. put it into perspective it's probably at least 9-10 inches
same. I barely reach 7 inches, yet my sad who is 2 1/2 inches shorter than me in height has a 8.5 inch dick monster.
sauce

>never mentioned again even when he dated Connie who made of Stewie over his literal baby penis

what a bunch of hacks

>mom and dad have video camera
>tape all my football games with it
>digging through some of the tapes so i can study the footage and see what i need to improve
>they're all unmarked
>suddenly dad's huge wang is in a POV shot, at least 8 or 9 inches. stuffing my mom balls deep
>wonder how i ended up with a tiny babby dick

>7 inches

You're still quite a bit above average buddy, don't feel too bad.

Cyril from Archer.

when was this?

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>his duck can barely fit his pants
what the fuck. then again rasputin did have an 11 inch dick (non erect), maybe this Russian guy us a reference
it's a bit curved, so I'm a centimeter or two below 7 like that. my dad is lucky

It's fascinating to see how many user know about their father dick size.

well my dad looked hung put the shower. I asked my dad his length last week actually. it was weird, but I was insecure of my size I had to ask

never saw my dad naked.

is that weird?

My dad didn't look too impressive in the shower.
But he still very loudly bangs my mother, well into his sixties and her fifties, so he must be doing something right.

> he still very loudly bangs my mother

Wtf, how can you stand that abuse? It must be a nightmare for you to hear your parents having sex at that fucking age.

I've always been hearing it, realized what it was at ten, I don't really care.
At this point it's kind of sweet, the love that made me endures and thrives.
It also means I'll probably able to keep boning up into my old age.

> the love that made me endures and thrives
>love

You mean sex, right?

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Both.
Probably also means they'll live longer or some shit.

>le funny character
>le nerdy character
Why is Sup Forums so self insertish?

what the fuck is that channel

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and why would they give a children's cartoon character a massive sausage

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With a big dick he'll always love himself.
Hence his theme song
youtube.com/watch?v=oyEuk8j8imI

no that's literally my dick, you got it wrong

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My dad would walk out of the shower and around the house naked and then walk to his room to get dressed I used to think it was normal

brings a whole new meaning to hard on

My dad put me to shame whenever he left the shower

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How small are you?

>have a friend that's pretty well hung
>he tells me his brother is bigger and his dad puts them both to shame
I guess some families are like that.

Literal horse cock

I don't know, but

rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1963318

>dig bicks

like father, like son

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Actually he has a fairly small one for a horse.

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I knew I shouldn't have clicked but I found a god tier porn comment only rule 34 can provide. autism at its finest.

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bats is bigger

He tried to get the company medical plan to cover a penis ensmallment in season fucking one

like a virgin

but user, i don't have a dick.

has lana ever mentioned it?