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This just gets better and better.

The absolute state of D.C.ucks

>SIX FOR THE SIX

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>Watching capeshit in the theater not one, not two, not three, but six times

Imagine having such brand loyalty to fictional characters. Simon Pegg is eternally right.

I wish we could just laugh at DC's woes without being accused of being MCUcks.

This was written by DC itself

>the absolute STATE of Detective Comics Cuckolds

>support a studio that has no idea what kind of movie it wants to make

hopefully it all burns and from the ashes we get the justicekino we deserve

I could barely sit through this movie once

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Edit all the cutscenes from Injustice 2 together and you'd probably have a more entertaining Justice League movie desu.

The WB shows are better than the movies anyways.

They need to do a hard reboot immediately. Total disaster. Everyone except Cavill is miscast and he can't act.

If they release the purely Snyder cut with Junkie XL score I would unironically buy it on bluray but there's now way I'd see that mediocre movie again

Top kek

>seeing this film six times or more while it's in the theatres

I want to live in the world where my top priority is spending $70+ to see the same shitty movie six times

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I'm unironically a 6er. I've paid for 5 tickets so far, though I only had time to watch the movie 3 times.

I know I'll be torn the fuck apart on this board but I don't give a fucking fuck, Marvelcucks will never understand these movies.

yeah, they're so hard to understand man, i guess i'm just not smart enough to grasp the vision of Snyder/Whedon

movie reshot by Whedon to appeal to marvelcucks and normies

>theyll never understand my hard hitting dark themed franchise!!!!

Don't you have a street to shit on raj?

>tfw not smart enough to understand capekino

Lmao at all these marvel fair weather fans. DC fans are smart and loyal, I bet you MCU fucks still haven't managed to decypher the deep metaphor that BvS was pregnant with

>WE ARE ASKING EVERY DC FAN TO COMMIT TO SEEING THIS FILM SIX TIMES OR MORE WHILE IT'S IN THEATERS

Seriously, don't these people have jobs? Or at least other shit to do? Even if they aren't working into the night, who wants to spend a week's worth of evenings paying for the same flick in the vain hope that something better will come? It's like gambling but with less reward involved.

Good God I hope this is bait

their product is just shit

their characters are shit

nobody cares

its over

FUCK IT

umm guess again sweetie. i'm on my 4th viewing and i love it more each time

Here's to your next two viewings fellow 6er!

None of Whedon's brain numbing shit. Getting back to Snyder' Original Vision is what we're hoping for. Enjoy your same regurgitated crap over and over again, Marvel Cuck.

Also i can tell your falseflagging.

so fucking cringe. DC fans should be boycotting these garbage films to let WB and DC know they should fucking get their act together and stop producing half assed shit with fuck all planning or foresight.

DCucks confirmed for neets

Anyone who actually does this is a manchild pulling shifts at Taco Bell three days a week who doesn't pay rent, buy food, or have any loved ones to blow cash on.

So literally the shell of a human being.

Why would we boycott a masterpiece?

If you want to save the 6 than you should let it die so the reboot can come faster. rotten foundation will need constant help, so let it die and hope for healthy one next time around

>BADE SHNYGER CABEKEENO

>$70 is a lot
P O O R F A G

>Marvelcucks will never understand these movies.

and apparently you wopuldnt either since you need to watch it 6 times... a capeshit explosion fest SIX TIMES.

Take your girlfriend out to see it six times... Oh wait.

>everyone who doesn't like muh poorly written and directed dark capeshit is a marvel shill
Holy shit pajeet when will you learn. If you enjoy the movie fine, but don't try to say it's good and anyone who doesn't like it is a shill, it's an objectively bad movie, mediocre at best.

>our heroes have been there for us

The absolute state of capeshit period. I'm glad. Let's get this over with

I could either go to a moderately fancy restaurant with my girlfriend, or see a garbage movie six times. Real fuckin tough.

Anyone who would spend $70 and twelve hours to see a shitty capeshit movie six times in the sad hope that it will convince a cold, inhuman corporation to produce more movies in the same shitty capeshit franchise is literally inhuman in my eyes.

Nobody is worth so little in this life. Take your dad out to lunch, walk your dog, meet a girl and hold her in your arms.

So this, is the power of the DCpajeet

It's not about how much money it is, it's about what you could get with that money. 70$ will get you 6 movies actually worth watching.

This has to be trolling

Yeah Simon Pegg was so right he begged to be in The Force Awakens

simon pegg has starred in multiple star trek remakes

I'd like to see Marvelfucks unite for a cause like this. It will never happen.

*JUSTs internally*

What are they gonna do? See Avengers 3 multiple times in protest? They have no reason to. All the Marvel movies are hits.

Good God. I don't even care about superhero movies, but this is just embarrassing.

Kek, what are Marvel Fans supposed to do exactly?
>Hey Thor is beating Justice League, let's band together and make it even more embarrassing for DC
What's the point

>JL is vastly outpacing Thor during Thanksgiving weekend
>Only behind Coco
>Waaaaaaahhhh DC is beating Marvel but somehow DC is the failure

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>comparing DC's ensemble movie with friggin Thor

Stay cool, DCuck.

DCPajeets on Suicide Watch

Just imagine pouring your heart and soul into making the first serious and mature comic book superhero cinematic universe.
The countless hours of your life and artistic output that you invested, working out all the kinks and assembling the best people for the job.
The pure sheer talent involved and the creative energy behind it driving the whole thing forward.

And then some random exec with a focus test group of fucktards behind him says it's "not funny" and calls Joss Whedon to fix it up.

>Justice Leagues second weekend
>Thor's fourth
Whoa..

How confident are you about JL grossing more than Thor?

>DCucks rewriting history
No one made Snyder quit, even if his daughter necked herself.

I don't know what's more embarrassing, your flagship movie barely keeping up to Thor, or you actually gloating about said movie in its second weekend beating the other in its fourth

We live in a world where Thor 3 beat the Justice League at the box office.

Thor 3.

OH NO NO NO NO

This confident.

I mean I don't want the DCEU to crash and burn either considering it's got great potential, but the last thing I'm going to do is encourage the kind of blatant errors that WB made while making JL. It's just so painfully mediocre, and the only way they seem to learn is if they don't make money.

PRAYER
CIRCLE

Why do DCucks insist on embarrassing themselves?

And at the end of their respective theatrical runs?

Oh no, it's retarded

Flash is completely and utterly retarded and his outfit is garbage.

Cyborg has a garbage design and is a garbage character.

Aquaman is some random chad with no relation to anything whatsoever. Literally Momoa just chadding the scenery. Literally The Rock tier crap.

Ben as Batman feels like he's phoning it in. Like he's keeping a turd from escaping him every single scene he's in.

And then you have a Superman with zero charisma and who never properly established himself to begin with.

You can argue Wonder Woman had her successful movie, but that's mostly due to decent marketing. Gadot simply can't act to save her life. She'd be outclassed in a b-grade tv show, let alone on the big screen.

>waaaaah he's right so I'll just insult him
What are you prattling about? Obviously JL is making more money so JL will win. Why are Marvel fucks so stupid?

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COME TOGETHER
R-RIGHT NOW

I can imagine all the execs frantically weighing the pros and cons of rebooting.

I couldn't even watch it once, let alone 6 times. We walked out half way thru.

>Flash is completely and utterly retarded and his outfit is garbage.
Agreed. I was skeptical about Miller, and I figured he must have had some sort of redeeming qualities for them to have cast such a blatantly un-Flashy character, but holy hell was he trash. Normies seem to love him though, inexplicably.
>Cyborg has a garbage design and is a garbage character.
Cyborg was based my man, no idea what you're talking about. His design was trash, but it looks like they're doing a more traditional design for later movies (not sure why they couldn't have just painted over the rest of the movie with the new design, probably ran out of money).
>Aquaman is some random chad with no relation to anything whatsoever. Literally Momoa just chadding the scenery. Literally The Rock tier crap.
I'm really mixed on Aquaman. He goes from being stone cold to jokey in a split second, and of all the characters I think he's the most obviously influenced by Whedon.
>Ben as Batman feels like he's phoning it in. Like he's keeping a turd from escaping him every single scene he's in.
Another heavily Whedon influenced character. Agreed.
>And then you have a Superman with zero charisma and who never properly established himself to begin with.
Hated how they just did a total 180 with Superman's character and expected to get away with it. Completely threw away his arc and his call to greatness that Zack has been building up to with two movies in favor of "I'm good now hahaha! look at me! pa kent? who's that? haha". Inexcusable.
>You can argue Wonder Woman had her successful movie, but that's mostly due to decent marketing. Gadot simply can't act to save her life. She'd be outclassed in a b-grade tv show, let alone on the big screen.
KA-LEL NO

Well Thor Ragnarok has already made $752.6M to Justice League's $315.8M worldwide, so it might be best to check if you've mistaken hubris for confidence

Cyborg literally looks like he belongs in a tv show.

Okay, you must be falseflagging at this point, but:
>Ragnarok's opening weekend plus China: $281.7 million ($122.7m domestic)
>Budget: $180 million

>Justice League global opening weekend: $278 million (93.8m Domestic)
>Budget: $300 million
It's pretty clear who's winning here

obligatory

Even if JL edges slightly ahead you have to count in that this is Thor 3 we're talking about and that's after two Thor movies that were extremely mediocre.
It's mindboggling that a sequels to those would even come close to something on the level of JL, let alone overtake it.

Justice League needs $750+ million to even break even (what Thor just passed) because of its retarded budget. I HIGHLY doubt it'll reach that before the end of its run

I just have to believe that this is a troll post tricking people into spending more of their time and money into something as shitty as Justice League.

Did none of the execs look at the numbers and think, "Wow, maybe we should hold off on paying a hundred million on reshoots and just finish the movie the way Zack intended it to be finished"?

>this shameful submission to the consumerist machine
I get wanting to see a franchise do well, or maybe seeing the movie more than once in the theater if you either really enjoyed the experience (the product) or wanted to understand the film (the art). But this concentrated effort to give money to a brand for an underwhelming product because you want to pay more money for similar underwhelming products in the future is utterly reprehensible.

This is not a good look DC fans.

We all thought you were pathetic and hopeless before, but this is a new level of embarrassing.

Just kys.

>six for six
just like my cock

Honestly, not even Infinity War will get 6 views from me.

I'm planning 4 or maybe 5 tho.

The DCEU had its chance.

or just take the animated movies and make them live action

>35$ per person
>moderately fancy

that's disgusting. not just the idea of begging people to spend money on garbage, but the fact that useless morons can watch a garbage movie six times in theaters but can't take 5 minutes to go vote in elections.

If people could actually "vote early and vote often" there would be a large contingent that absolutely would

you can already vote early? and it wouldn't make sense to vote often in a government election, we're not choosing a new Mountain Dew flavor.

>per person
shes getting salad dipshit

a salad dipshit? what's that

It's a tongue in cheek expression to tell people to go out and vote: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vote_early_and_vote_often