Vengeance

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Fuck off with this gossip drama will ya?

GET THAT SCOTTISH COCKSUCKER

Is Secret Window (2004) a dramatized version of Riley's trauma?

>mfw he replaces affleck as batman

kill my parents will ya??

they're probably fucking right now

Needle in the hayyy

Hop on over to /fit/, Riley. They can help you in your eternal quest for revenge.

t. elizabeth

Based

Hell hath no fury like the cucked nu-male

Weeb here. I've seen enough Jidai-Geki and Ninkyo Eiga to know what he should do to regain his honor. he even has the right tool to do it.

RILEY NO

>attacks with Katana
please tell me he was wearing his Fedora too.

>Sup Forums clumsily shoops a fake Insta post
>Daily Mail journalist is browsing this board and realizes it has potential, publishes it as true
>Weasel words and the denial perversely work to convince more people it's true
>a small chunk of the world's population unquestionally accepted as true something Sup Forums created
It's like I'm in some kind of nightmare

Hes a fucking nice guy and you guys wont even let him have a nice thanksgiving you guys are just fucking assholes, he used to post nice shit about his movies now is just fucking gossip you guys created at least he just posted a pic of him playing his bass, maybe he doesnt care at all, kill yourself tv

This guy fucks

Imagine being cut open by something signed by Jesse Eisenberg while MEW cries over you and you can die saying "the force will be with you, always" in character.

That's the kind of existence based Ewan is living right now.

can we get a list of films that Riley can no longer stomatch to watch?

I would say
Faults (His own film staring his whore ex wife)
Everything Ewan has been in
Fargo (it's how he got cucked)
Probably anything Coen Brothers
Whatever shit MEW has been in
Star Wars (obi wan ruined them all for him)
Probably anything Scottish

Should we be worried?

we did it bros!

my
fucking
sides

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Based Boggard

we run this shit user

we deal the cards

>yer a ded man, Renton

hi riley

you're gonna be okay buddy

it was me
btw riley's password is mew's birthdate

WE ROLL THS NICKELS

Has anyone seen this Kino yet?

>FORGIVENESS IS BETWEEN EWAN, MARY AND GOD. IT'S MY JOB TO ARRANGE THE MEETING.

GET THAT SCOTTISH COCKSUCKER

He should lose the beard

But that's the sole masculine thing going for him in that pic

Reminder that Riley the kino master is /ourguy/. I can't wait to pirate his latest film.

He did, she just left him

>JUDGE
>JURY
>EXECUTIONER

revenge of the soy

what are some good samurai revenge movies?
already seen lady snowblood

You wish you'd look this good lardass.

The daily mail is pretty much a subtler version of Sup Forums at times, that's why I love reading it

This dude would seriously look like a badass motherfucker if he ditched those faggy nu-male glasses.

What glasses are not nu-male? Just curious.

The Daily Mail's prime audience and readership are middle-aged women
What does that say about us?

this reboot is going in a bit of an odd direction

Chad sunglasses

it should tell you the state of liberal media in general

Whoever made that up is fucking hilarious
Sup Forums should write a comedykino

>daily mail
>liberal

Example please.

>it's not really communism! it's not really liberals!
t. libcuck in denial

MOMMY

Wire specs are masculine as fuck. Like the guy in this webm has

?
Daily Mail is openly conservative.

Pretty much this

Yeah I think he is back

snapcity threads of /fit/ have spooked me from seeing anything heavy lifting related

they pretend to be, more likely they are owned by jews to make conservatives look bad

how bluepilled are you

I miss him bors

Normally I would write this inanity off as a troll, but these days there really are people deranged enough to believe that the entire Murdoch publishing empire is a hoax engineered by a single-minded monolith designed to make people disagree with them, thus affirming their value bias
That's some mighty narcissism right there

Harakiri
The Sword of Doom

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My name is not important; what is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this scottish cocksucker and that bitch MEW. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill. And it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.

UNBENT
UNKEKED
UNBROKEN

it's not photoshop if you use inspect element

When will we see a Brandon Frasier crossover?

Brendan got cucked out of being the king of just

KEK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST DIVORCE

WILL YA!?

PUT EM UP PAL!

based Wil

You haven't a clue....

Wow, (sic) burn Riley!

sauce? is this one of those temporary posts gets deleted after 24 hrs?

SAY GOODBYE TO MY WIFE...AND YOUR LIFE!

>using your real account to troll people online
Wil is such a retard.

>implying it's not an elaborate decoy in order to distract riley from ewan and MEW to buy them time to prepare for the storm
try to keep up

This, time to sepukku yourself riley

Suicide when?

If dubs then Riley gets his vengeance

Holy shit

impressive

If dubs Riley gets cucked again right after getting his vengeance

wtf. I did this in a Robbie Rotten thread and a few weeks later he was in remission.

riley's blade will taste blood lads

Try to cuck me out of justice, will ya?

Why is this seemingly such a big deal. Is he even famous?

>Is he even famous?
He's about to.

What are thoughts on Riley's body of work?

MEW WHILE YOU WERE STUDYING THE COCK I WAS STUDYING THE BLADE

photoshop that katana into his hand

we are truly witness redpilling in real time

Valor pleases you.. So grant me one request. Grant me REVENGE!

The reason it worked is because of how Riley looks desu. He looks like the sort who would do what was memed, it just fits all too well.

When will Riley make a revenge movie with this as the title

If dubs Riley gets best director oscar in the next 5 years

2 years

he literally did nothing wrong

why didn't he put a baby in her bros?

He was married to her for more than 10 years.
He could have avoided this all if he had just put a baby in her.
Now he's just wasted all that time fucking her and doesn't have a genetic legacy to show for it.