Would Sup Forums turn to Chaos?

Would Sup Forums turn to Chaos?

Only if Slaanesh gave Sup Forums the comics they want and the waifus they want.

We already worship a demon so we're most of the way there.

I'm pretty sure Nurggle already has a hold of me.

>Siding with Chaos or Law

There is no future in either.

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Iron within, Iron Without

>implying Sup Forums would turn from the greater good

Of course not user.
I'm not going to fall for any heretical nonsense.
hydra dominatus

Is the perfect way to describe Wolverine's status right now.

>implying tumblr with it's men can be women and agefluid polygenders orgies are A-OK isn't already a slaanesh cult

NOT ON MY WATCH TRAITOR SCUMBAG.

>not wanting to serve in the guard

FOR THE EMPRAH

Found the neo nazis hiding behind fictional personas

Top bait, mate.

>implying I'm hiding

Found the pencil dicked antifa sniveling behind a keyboard.

Blood for the blood gods

>Come and hear the song of Slaanesh!
>*Ukulele song starts playing*

Nice joke

Get a load of this heretic

So how was that Dark Angel comic?

Do you guys think 40k comics should make a comeback

BAHAHAHAHA

Oh wait your serious?

HAHAHAA

>Implying Sup Forums hasn't already fallen to Chaos

How hard would you guys cream yourselves if this smug fucker gets a comic?

Sup Forums is totally a champion of Chaos Undivided

I would rather prefer this mother fucker getting a comic though

For real though, if we actually lived in the 40k verse, yeah. I'm probably going to die anyway, might as well have fun on the way there. Though probably just going to explode myself onto some Marines.

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If Chaos by definition is disorderly and unpredictable, then by the Dark Gods and their followers always being super evil and stuff in deeds, aren't they by definition being predictable and orderly?

That's because they sometimes work against one another (and that one edgy Chaos God who devoted solely to sabotaging chaos itself)

Then you'd literally suffer for eternity as a plaything of evil gods. Instead of being absorbed and protected by the Emperor's psychic collective.

It's hinted that the Chaos Gods intended for Horus to fail because them winning is their end

>and that one edgy Chaos God who devoted solely to sabotaging chaos itself
Malal the Retconned?

honestly the eldar or tau probrably would be more fun as a human to side with.

>implying all souls don't go to the Warp anyway
Besides, those who get absorbed are pretty much sacrificed psykers, doubt I'm going to be one.

>not da orks
You ain't muh digga.

malal is malice now keep up

>dat tona criid at the forefront

now that Caff's dead I can finally fap to her

WAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHH

I need $250 million and help to take the actors families hostage

>Primarchs

Boooooooooooooooooooooring

This is not how warp travel works. Please delete this file.

I want to live a little longer before dying

>Spiritual liege comes back
>Gets cucked by the ecclesiarchy

If I could be the guy, yes in a heart beat
tfw no heretical female space marine to make sweet love to and have her cuddle you in her big strong arms
Fuck yeah Strange Journey is the shit

>Female space marines steal shotas

It depends...do they have a decent dental plan? I'm not saying that the Imperial Dental Plan is bad,oh no,nononono, our Imperial Lord be Blessed, of course not...just curious.

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Looks like the life

The artist is edgy as fuck and his only good works are these Blood Pact pieces

How edgy we talkin?

You know, this makes me intensely desirous of a Gaunt's Ghosts or Last Chancers comic.

I know this is 40k but fuck

>Jeremy Irons as Malchador

Fuck, I like it.

Well, that's really just a slow Tuesday for Slaanesh.

>Sup Forums - Live Action, Politics, Children's Books, WikiHow, Drawing, Writing, Boardgames, Comics & Cartoons

This so much

Saved/10

40k has comics

Tau.

Will be god damned if I get stuck on some godforsaken Hive or boring as shit backwater dickplanet just so I can fill a body pit charging an Ork for the Imperium. At least the quality of life will be fine, even if everything isn't as they seem. There's no "off" period if you're some Chaos pawn, and I'm fairly certain that you won't get used to the eternal pain and torment, no matter how many eight-pointed torture rings they jam up your ass.

Also, how come there are no good 40k comics? The talking plasma gun one was interesting, but everything else is just bluh.

>The Redeemer
>Damnation Crusade
>Deff Swkadron

>Bad

damn edgy

>No Good 40k comics

Hell, it's likely if Tzeench ever actually achieved something with his schemes, he'd liking cease to be.

Don't make me want to fuck half of the characters there user.

I bet his dick is tiny.

>serve in the guard
You wanna know what serving in the guard here you? Death. Orky death. Chaosy death. Death by BlAM!, Death in the name of the greater good. Death by Terminator. And if you're really lucky and really good, you might just survive. And perhaps you might make it out of the guard. But then you get picked up by Inquisitor Oak, handed of to some Inquisitor-in-training, and you're right back in a world of shit

I finished the Eisenhorn Omnibus, almost done with Ultramarines omnibus and gave the second.
Bought Soul Hunter because CHAOS.

Where do I go from here? What books and what comics?
I want to be an expert of I ever start playing.

And I have the second ultramarines omnibus***

It's just such a wonderful universe of loreglory

>Alpharius
>Boring
Tg's alpha legion greentexts are fantastic

Ultramarines omnibus has quite possibly one of the most based Ultramarines to ever exist in 40k

Survive in the guard for more than a year and you'll probably be shot for your suspicious longevity.