Looks like I got a package

Looks like I got a package

Why is it ticking?

DRAGON
I
L
D
O

Check how fragile it is by dropping it.

It's masturbatory equipment of some kind, I'm sure of it.

OH SHIT SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE

WHAT'S IN THE BOX!!!!!

...

OPEN THE BOX OR IM BLOWING THIS BOARD UP

I don't think Diamond sells those.

Looks like there's a protective layer, I'll use my trusty 5 year old

WHY ARE YOU LETTING A CHILD OPEN YOUR BOX OF MASTURBATORY AIDS YOU SICK FUCK

OPEN IT FASTER

RIP N TEAR
IT'S A BIG BOX, THAT MEANS IT HAS BIG CONTENTS
RIP N TEAR

+b for cleverness

Oh, what could this be?

>only 68 pages

Oh shit.

>GIANT SIZE
How could you let a 5 year old open that box?

BIG 68 pages user, BIG.

Omnibuses on deck!

But they're BIG pages user, that's at least 1.5x the value of a normal page!

>it's fucking nothing

Is your trusty 5 year old worthy enough to lift it?

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>BIG
>not GIANT-SIZE
missed fucking opportunity.

>reading marvel comics

THICK

>being a brand loyalist

>Not reading marvel comics

>Reading comics

Just if you guys don't know, Uncanny X-Men is considered to be the definitive run on Xmen and inspired the TV show and movies

The price got me like

Glad I'm not a fucking leaf.

>no dildos

bleh

I really think with Logan, Fox X-Men shouldn't be a thing anymore. There's no where else they can take the franchise