Looks like I got a package
Looks like I got a package
Why is it ticking?
DRAGON
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Check how fragile it is by dropping it.
It's masturbatory equipment of some kind, I'm sure of it.
OH SHIT SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE
WHAT'S IN THE BOX!!!!!
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OPEN THE BOX OR IM BLOWING THIS BOARD UP
I don't think Diamond sells those.
Looks like there's a protective layer, I'll use my trusty 5 year old
WHY ARE YOU LETTING A CHILD OPEN YOUR BOX OF MASTURBATORY AIDS YOU SICK FUCK
OPEN IT FASTER
RIP N TEAR
IT'S A BIG BOX, THAT MEANS IT HAS BIG CONTENTS
RIP N TEAR
+b for cleverness
Oh, what could this be?
>only 68 pages
Oh shit.
>GIANT SIZE
How could you let a 5 year old open that box?
BIG 68 pages user, BIG.
Omnibuses on deck!
But they're BIG pages user, that's at least 1.5x the value of a normal page!
>it's fucking nothing
Is your trusty 5 year old worthy enough to lift it?
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>BIG
>not GIANT-SIZE
missed fucking opportunity.
>reading marvel comics
THICK
>being a brand loyalist
>Not reading marvel comics
>Reading comics
Just if you guys don't know, Uncanny X-Men is considered to be the definitive run on Xmen and inspired the TV show and movies
The price got me like
Glad I'm not a fucking leaf.
>no dildos
bleh
I really think with Logan, Fox X-Men shouldn't be a thing anymore. There's no where else they can take the franchise