*blocks your locker*

*blocks your locker*
>TELL ME YOUR 3 FAVORITE MOVIES, YOU BETTER NOT HAVE NERD TASTE, GEEK

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For a supermodel, she is rather plain looking.

shut up

let me lick that!

fake krager

The Bourne trilogy
*fuck that asset in the bathroom*

that's a big tab of lsd

Bronson, Brazil and Repulsion ma'am!

Get out of my way you fucking ginger slut.

you're a big girl

gif tall gf

>tfw Karlie puts your school books on the top of the locker where you can't reach them
It's not fair

i can't believe having a trip on will make the average retarded Sup Forums comments look even more dumb

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Dog Soldiers
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

Céline et Julie vont en bateau: Phantom Ladies Over Paris
Hart Of London
India Song

Can I PLEASE get my ham sandwich from my locker now

*slams her face into the locker*
THIS. IS. MY. SPECIAL AREA

lel

Tombstone, Pulp Fiction, and Heat. Now get out of my way you whore

>Calls me "geek"
>Tells me I'd better not have "Nerd taste"
*Pulls out .38 revolver and drops her where she stands*

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>i grew a few inches over the summer user you look so short tehe. you want my hand me downs?

He's right

Why did Taylor kick her out her bed?

>ywn impregnante Karlie multiple times and raise beautiful, beautiful children

>mfw one of my friends is IRL friends with Karlie and he once posted some clips of drunk me being gross on instagram, meaning that there's a chance Karlie saw those clips of me while scrolling through her feed of otherwise beautiful people

>Hey faggot, meet me under the bleachers after class.

toll girl

I fucking can't.

Magic Mike
Blade Runner 2049
Arrival

You can't what?

How do we get rid of womanlets?

i wana to slide down her like a fire pole

Tall girls look so fucking awkward.

classic

Someone post that webm of anorexic karlie in the nude.

stop masturbating

>not climb her like a redwood

braaaaappppp

>anorexic
its marfan syndrome ya tard

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Get the fuck away from my locker, cunt. I've got chem lab in 2 minutes.

she's just flirting brah

imagine climbing karlie

>nobody ever made it to the top without oxygen tanks

>wearing 6 inch heals
wow I'm so tall teehee
stupid cunt

How do you know if a girl is rude-flirting or straight up bullying?

i just realized that because of headstrong female characters and cucked as fuck anime/cartoons people actually think there are cute-boyish girls who are super agressive like this but they actually don’t exist and the one’s who are like this only fuck Chad anyway so its still a fantasy. Realizing how many types of people are fictional is startling

Stick your finger in her pooper and see what happens

>implying it's not awesomely hot when tall chicks wear heels just to imasculate all insecure men around them and make short girls piss themselves with fear

>i like being humiliated and emasculated
t. cuck

Bros, I want to impregnate a sexy tall girl

t. insecure manlet

>wanting to pollute her perfect genes with your mongoloid seed

>ywn lose your virginity to Karlie
;_______;

women don't want to fuck men shorter than they are

its not fair

I'm not worthy :

he’s implying he is tall and handsome and secure or imagines himself to be, and thus manlets and short women suffer. or he is manlet who is self hating and thinks he can easily bag tall women even tho they strongly aver against touching short men more than any women except very short women who ironically also demand tall mates (tho the former need is born of actual legitimate functional preferences and the latter is a form of narcissistic anxiety induced psychotic selection). People like watching harsh sexual selection if they are on the good side of it, as it means less competition and lower standards to poach attractive mates

you guys really don't get it do you? can't you just enjoy a giantess knowing full well you're never going to fuck her?

>cardigan £283

christ that's expensive.

Karlie wipes her ass with £283.

Are you handsome?

yes

>hey bro are you ok
>wanna join our secret club? all you gotta do is tell us your 3 favourite movies and they better be kino

>Alien
>Revenge of the Sith
>Logan

learn when?

Welt Am Drat
Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom
Commando

>christ that's expensive
in which part of the world..?

give me a supermodel that doesn't.

pushes that bitch over like the fuck just happened

but user, that is her shirt

I think I went straight to stage IV
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Is she even human?

this girl smiles more. Maybe the face is a little more interesting, but a plain face doesn't really bother me. Supermodels don't smile much, they look plain on purpose anyway, I'm not sure why they do it I guess it makes things seem more serious, and sexy to some

>tfw my mom is a famous model from some time ago and I meet these girls Sup Forums keeps posting all the time at events and dinners
They're mostly really nice. My mom explicitly finds Karlie strange for some reason, which is odd since she's the strangest of them all herself and never finds people strange.

fuck you for having cool life dude, f u c k u

>mfw when there are people on here that would be genuinely intimidated by that

yeah like who? Yourself?

If this is what you're after while not being into manjawed women, look no further than the russkieland. I'm 182 (6.0 burgers i believe) and sometimes there are so many girls as tall as me or even taller than me that it's not even funny

>Good will hunting, the departed and ruby sparks

Get me a step stool, bitch, because even on your knees you'll be too tall to blow me right.

>Get me a step stool, bitch
thats not how it works honey, you dont get to call a girl taller than you a bitch, manlet. kek

Thankfully for sluts, (which seems like all women these days), that's pretty damn rare, even among manlets. I guess if you want a pure woman, you're best chance is to be a lanklet and to find somebody almost as tall as you.

Didn't say I was short, I just got a tiny dick, checkmate desu

>which seems like all women these days
Actually, people in the Western world are having less sex and with fewer people than ever, and they get deflowered at a later age too.

>tfw a 6'4'' central european slav with no hereditary diseases
>tfw worthy of impregnating karlie

If I had to guess, based on your response I'd say you.

>slav
>worthy

UHHH BIG LEBOWSKI, EVIL DEAD 2, AND JOHN WOO’S THE KILLER

THAT’S PRETTY NORMIE RIGHT

ok, but if I had to guess, i'd say it was you, considering you were the only one in this thread that even brought up being intimidated by a school girl

Not tall enough if you're squatting.

karlie stronk

>what is the op

yeah on the OP it says
>*blocks your locker*
so ?

>you will never share a jacuzzi with them
Why does this thought hurt me so much.

Karlie is 6'3". She has to actually understate her height when modeling

Karlie is 6'6.

bc ur a fagget
don't reply to me

>She will never come home hungry from the gym, pick you up and eat you

why even live

more than worthy my man. a girl would be a hotter and more succesful model than karlie ever was and a boy would be an ultrachad.

i was a bit chubby in my teens and friends would break my balls for not squatting when taking gravity bong hits in the forest. i kneeled instead.