/ourguy/?

/ourguy/?

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This is very problematic

>white guy

no

watching mystery inc really shows how fucking awful classic scooby doo is

It'll be okay. Therapy will help you resolve your mother's affairs

He looks like a nazi and a phallocentric pig. I would punch him in the face.

i was getting turned on by velmas ass then i realized it was velmas, so i started looking at daphnes more

shaggy wouldnt want it any other way

But can he Beat Ultra Instinct Shaggy?

>not being a Velma guy

Low test.

can shaggy blanco beat Steve Calvo?

It's a cartoon

the next fred will be black
woah... what a nice idea

Let's plot a course!

He's into traps.

For those who love Velma, here's a real life one - and she gets brutally raped

youtube.com/watch?v=MWNPL090ERA

>still pushing the "velma is hot" meme

how desperate can these nerds get?

>youtu.be/9g931LC43MQ
I know what you want to do Sup Forums

i still liked how at the end it gradually turns into "where are you" as they drive off with the music and laugh track

velma is slutty and thicc

Frankencreepy
>sexualisng a 15 year old
What did they mean by this?

Fred likes to watch.

15 is legal everywhere except america bruh
still, that's a good point

This.

He's Chad though.

Intercourse

Fred isnt white. He has dark eyes, that makes him literally a nigger, thanks to the "one-drop" rule.

>Shaggy come with me
>Scooby, you go with Daphne and Velma

this is unironically what I thought he meant even as a kid

I'm a straight guy, but I've fucked two guys before just to see what it was like. And by "fucked", I mean "been fucked by". Took these guys in the ass (for the record, I've only been buttfucked twice, and both times it was anonymous craigslist hookups, just to sate my own curiosity.)
Anyways, it feels pretty good. It hurts at first, of course, but once he's loosened you up a bit you can just sort of relax and enjoy taking the dick. Feels best when you're on your back getting pounded missionary. I'm not a faggot or anything, but it hit my prostate just perfect and made me squeal and wrap my legs around the guys who were doing the fucking. Came pretty close to a prostate orgasm, too.

Man, I love faggot ass white bois.

>watching original two seasons of SD
>all the Shaggy weed jokes I never got as a kid
>everyone sleeps in separate rooms except for Dapne and Velma who sleep in the same fucking bed
>all the gay Fred hints

Nigger I'll fuck your ass! All I need is one moment of weakness. One second of complacency. I'll be on you like white on rice. More accurately, I'll be in you like cock in ass. I'll bend you over, pull your pants down, and plunge straight in.
I know what you're thinking. "user, you won't be able to enter my tight shitter without any lube". Do you think this is a fucking game? Do you think I haven't thought this shit through? I'll have my cock pre-lubed for your ass. I'll slide straight in and start pumping. And I'll cum in your ass.
Jesus fucking Christ you people make me sick

nice

I love this copypasta

yes

>skin definition on clothing

I really wish other artists wouldn't do this. Clothing obscures this unless it's fucking latex and even then it could still do it.

And that's your opinion my man. I respect it. But that doesn't mean I have to accept it. But that does mean you have to accept this dick. I'm bending you over my coffee table and pulling your pants down. I'm lubing up your asshole and throwing out some bantz now. I'm inserting myself fully inside your anus, shoving deep into your rectum. Thrusting back and forth, in and out, grunting and sweating while you're moaning and bucking. Pretty soon I'll blow my load deep into your colon and we'll share a passionate kiss as I continue to fuck you, churning my milky cum into a sticky white froth.

you need to go back

>velma come with me
lol did this phaggot even watch the cartoon.

Velma guys are betas m8, everyone knows it. the same kind of betas that want a goth anime watching fat girl.

The joke is that freddy is a fag but shes too dumb to figure it out.

>you have a choice between some short fatty and that hot fucking lady
>people choose the short fatty

Whats wrong with people? Daphne has always been hotter and what kind of person doesn't aim high?

the virgin who wishes to be fucked by him is 4chans guy

Kill yourself pajeet

But it's implied that Fred is gay.

Bullshit. It's always been "implied" that Fred was Daphne's boyfriend. You disgusting faggots always project "gay" onto everything you see.

This
Sup Forums is not a white board
Just look at the amount of capeshit threads, people crying about women and social media threads
Hell, even the king of this place is black

We have many kangz.

Wrong newfag

found the jew

>Hell, even the king of this place is black
I thought the owner was Japanese?

FUCKinG NEWFAGS I SWEAR

>Daphne
Dumb, stuck up, generic body and hair
>Velma
Delicious curves, cute freckles and haircut, humble and intelligent

blond mem are objectively terrible lovers, they only stay with him because his family's got money

is he though? he's a goofy clueless male bimbo in recent iterations

I've been here since 2008. I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about

I swear this has to be Quentin Tarantino making these posts

That's not how eye colour works you fucking nigger

t. blue eyes

/ourguy/

...

Nigger I'll piss on you. I'll piss on you and I'll shit on you and I'll piss on you. Nigger I'll shit on you. I'll shit on you and I'll fuck my shit and I'll drink your piss

it's only straight if you're on top, that's what the Vikings thought and I agree

That's simply cultural marxism at work, you illiterate moron.

...

No.

/ourboy/

dis real?

...

I wouldn't doubt it.

yes youtube.com/watch?v=YpA8uQNbJhU
Mystery Inc is 100% kino

THIS. Never got the "le Velma is so hot!!!!! xD" meme

wow post more?

yes

>not liking thicc girls
you should reduce the number of soy products in your diet

youtube.com/watch?v=3RCcX-E4hAg

Was A Pup Named Scooby-Doo or Mystery Incorporated the more kino show?
Also post Skooks

ayy lmao

...

I have a look of disgust on my face

oh my god; what, is happening to velma???

I like thicc girls, but this is gross.

archiveofourown.org/works/9908609

archiveofourown.org/works/9908669 (futa)

there's a ghost inside her. she's possessed.

This thread is like a fever dream

Fred was always an air head and Velma was always the smart one you dumb faggot, Daphne and Fred are respectable and use common sense but don’t think deeply. Velma is scatterbrained but observant and keen, Shaggy and Scooby are idiots but curious. How is this not apparent?

wtf is happening here?

>not liking thicc girls with a dry sense of humor
honestly dude fucking kill yourself

>vikings

Velma > Daphne

the Vikings strictly prohibited homosexual intercourse of any kind you raging man hungry Sup Forums faggot

>been buttfucked twice, and both times it was anonymous craigslist hookups,

enjoy the AIDS.

>just to sate my own curiosity
>did it twice

do women really do this?

Sane reason people act like daisy is hotter than peach, they know their bottom of the barrel trash and think they have a chance with Velma and so pretend Velma is better.

I never liked this show. Was more of an Inspector Gadget kid.

is she okay?

That black guy has no pride.

Yes, but not sitting stupidly on the toilet.

Velma not THICC enough

>I'm not a faggot or anything
I'm pretty sure you are.