There can't be good anime adaptati-

>there can't be good anime adaptati-

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>I posted it again
Free bump because it's fun watching people sperg out, dance puppets dance!

Why are people so obsessed by this depressive trash? Seriously the message is literally "GROW OUT OF YOUR FUCKING IMAGINARY WORLD" and these fucking autists are still obsessed by it.

MAMA I POSTED THE EVA THREAD AGAIN I'M SO CULTURED FOR LIKING THIS CARTOON MAMA

>-ons.

>anime

An alarmingly-high percentage of those who watch anime and manga, have been deprived of the knowledge necessary to interact successfully with other human beings. Anime is nothing more than cartoons with featureless expressions, expressions that the audience often mimic and attempt to pass off as "socializing". More often than not, this is met with derision and scorn, as it should be.

Those who watch anime have not matured. They are stuck in eternal limbo between childhood and pubescence, completely unable to respond appropriately to others in the outside world. I suppose as long as they're contributing to society in some manner, shape or form by working a computer job from home instead of polluting outside with their awkward ugliness and foul scent, then I have no major issue with them.

>tl;dr: watch all the anime you want, manchild, but don't bring your stink anywhere near me.

I want to squeeze your wind pipe.

Surprisingly ok with the casting on the right.
Left a shit tho.

Isnt black swan pretty much the american remake from a perfect blue?

>David Mazouz
>Fagg Blowhard
Literally kill yourself

>Dude what if we used the same 10 actors in every fucking movie

>clone of Finn Wolfhard's mum
>is a spic

Aw fuck yeah. I had an orgasm just by looking at this.

She's considered white in Am*rica

There never was, and never will be good anime adaptation. Not to mention 99% anime is for children. Stop posting.

this casting would make me cry unironically

Celebrity English dub:
>Zooey Deschanel as Shinji (screw it, Shinji was voiced by a woman in the Japanese version)
>Will Arnett as Gendo
>Werner Herzog as Fuyutsuki
>Allison Brie as Misato
>Anna Kendrick as Asuka
>Aaron Paul as Kaji
>Tom Holland as Kaworu
That's all I can think of.
Keep in mind that this is for an English dub with celebrities, not a live-action adaptation.

>Rian Johnson
>Cowboy Bebop

Cast looks pretty good actually. Snyder would be fucking awful at directing it though. If Del Toro hadn't done Pacific Rim he'd be a good choice for this.

based froggo

You’re right, there can’t be.

Sorry but that casting picture looks like shit, the entire point of anime is providing a visual narrative that live action films are uncapable of, similar to videogames which is why video game live-action adaptations never work.

>watching Goose fuck Kirsten Dunst stupid for an entire week
Sign me up.

>white haired lithe angel
>played by a jew boy

I meant MEW, but it would still be hot the other way.

Is eva the best anime about the self?

>Millie not casted as Rei
Why

Cast Riley as Angel.

>Dont put the gas away yet...

>white people as Asians
go fuck yourself

I don’t think Finn would be able to play depressing and primarily-action films. Can’t see him doing any of those.

>wanting Hollywood trash to ruin a thriving industry

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Fuck off.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Evangelion. The overlying themes are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of psychoanalysis most of the character nuances will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Shinji's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization- his personal psychology draws heavily from Freudian Oedipus complex, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these details, to realize that they're not just intricate- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Neon Genesis Evangelion truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the depth in fans’ catchphrase “Get In The Fucking Robot Shinji” which itself is a cryptic reference to Lacan’s theory on Symbolic Order. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Hideaki Anno's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, i DO have a Eva-02 tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

>thriving industry
>most of anime is moe/highschool shit

>Overrated actors (minus Goose) and an overrated capeshit director
Cringe

And it's better than it ever was. Nobody wants your manime shit anymore.

Meanwhile:

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>people with half closed lids and mongoloid skulls trying to emote

mr. director do you want the crazy wide eyed look or the squinting frowning look?

Asuka has to be a massive cock tease

> one job OP, one fucking job

I don't remember Misato being a cheating whore.

I think Sophia would be a good Asuka

who's the soyboy playing shinji?
he looks like a very attractive young man :3

Finn Froghard

Stranger Things kid

>Take palest girl
>Make her mystery meat

KIKE!!!!!

It's a tranny they put in with a bunch of kids. Now every horror movie is trying to get him

Um, think again sweetie

he does look like he's eating andro pills in some pictures

absolutely garbage casting you flavor of the month faggot, Shinji needs to look asian, rei is supposed to be the same age as Shinji. Just awful, an asuka is supposed to be attractive and aggressive looking not like a gross agreeable boy-girl

>We have to put ass implents into the shorts and do extreme lighting to make it look like she has curves

Clearly a man

>MEW is the biggest whore

woahhhhhhhhhhhhh

>pingpong bingbong
huh...

ritsuko is so fucking hot holy shit

I think MBB should be Rei

>all these white people playing Japanese people
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Mew getting goosed

>no black(s)
It's the current year. Think about the """"""""""diversity"""""""""""

>7 years of over 10% growth per year
>not thriving

Sorry but Japan and Asia in general prefer cute girls over homoerotic dudes.

Slap the jap and all that.

I'm all for cute girls but idolshit is pure cancer.

>literally all-white cast
>Zack Snyder

Fujos make sells for SnK and such.

That cast is too accurate for Snyder. He would do a brand new interpretation of Gendo, where he represents the modern kind of silicone valley entrepreneur and thus played by a michael cera constantly whisper-shouting about gods and demons and skies and then at some point he'd shit in a bucket and mail it to someone.

Nice.

I've never seen that done so smoothly before.

Why do these images always match up looks and not match up with how the actor is supposed to portray the character?

>dat Rei

you'd need a look-alike girl and woman for the roles of Rei and Yui, who would play Yui if that was Rei?

Whenever I see people post shit about Eva I feel like we've watched two different TV series. People are talking about how they identify with Shinji, how it's a psychoanalysis of young men, talk about underlying themes etc etc.

What I remember watching was Shinji either fighting monsters, cringe comedy with barging in on naked girls, or going in high school. Have I missed something completely?

When did you last watch Eva?

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Samurai X trilogy was fucking Kino.

Holy fuck boys after all these years we're getting closer and closer.
Rei is definitely wrong though and I think there could be a better Gendo.

Yes, if you watched it a long time ago or when you were much younger
The monsters and comedy are what fill up a lot of the runtime, but the themes and how they're presented are what's actually interesting and set Eva apart from other shows with the same basic concept

Too bad the manga author got charged for possession of child pornography

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I watched it this spring but wasn't super immersed into it. I remember being pissed off that the christian theme didn't pay off and that the two last episodes were bullshit. Other than that it was (as far as I remember) some good monster-of-the-week action, but an unbareable amount of Shinji having awkward experiences regarding sex. I don't understand how some people claim to have Eva change their lives and shit.

>Snyder
no

>Zack Snyder
>Directing a movie adaptation of a series heavily based on subtext and meaningful symbolism

No.

I know right? more than 100 dvd's a man of good taste indeed

>that Gendo

You barely engaged with the material and you're surprised you didn't grasp any of the character studies? Also you didn't watch the movie?

better asuka here

Yeah.. will probably become an intricate byzantine multilayered work of art it doesn't deserve to be.

go die
you ancient being
AI will prevail we will live in the grid

Are you insinuating that this it's above Snyder capacity?

I won't watch anything with that Stranger Things cuck in it.

Could pic related work as a Hollywood live action movie?

Is that why the biggest hits are yuri? And SnK2 sold like shit.

So you watched it while not paying attention and are surprised that you don't get any of the character analysis? From episode 16 onwards the show becomes increasingly intospective and ups the psychoanalysis.
Also, all the Christian imagery is just there because Anno thought it looked cool.

Why the fuck are so many people watching eva without watching the movie literally titled "The End of Evangelion" and then go on to post about how they didn't understand the serie.

>diameter of the observable universe is approximately 93 billion light years
>final battle is between two giant robots, each over 50 billion light years tall
>each robot uses a weapon approximately 500 billion light years long
I mean, it's so ridiculous that China might go full retarded for it and bring it over $1 billion

How am I supposed to watch this movie when I know the creator was caught with cp?

I was actually about to watch it tonight. Should I rewatch some later episodes of the series first?

I know, I know I've let you down
I've been a fool to myself
I thought that I could
Live for no one else

no

This
It's really ironic how one of the most anti-otaku anime became worshiped by the very same people anno hates

>all the Christian imagery is just there because Anno thought it looked cool.

Sounds like the perfect anime for Snyder to adapt

No
TTGL only works anime form

>Kaworu being some jew kid
>Misato some potatoface
>black Rei
>Zack Snyder

I vomited

>all these white people
Do you want another controversy like Ghost in the Shell??

What would their names be in the american version?
>Shinji becomes Sam
>Gendo becomes George
>Asuka becomes Ashley

Ghost in the Shell's biggest issue was that it was a Robocop rehash with a thin GitS coat of paint with nothing that made Robocop good. Better to have a fully localised adaption so it's not an issue.