Who the fuck asked for this?

Who the fuck asked for this?

the women getting paid to be in it

SJW and feminazists. Mosty hamburgericans. The world doesn't give a shit.

same people who asked for ghostbusters

I did. Glad they listened.

the sjw producers

show me some sources of them asking for this film

not a bad idea except
>rihanna
jesus fuck why cast non-actresses to act ? has she even been in anything and acted well ?

The same people who made Bad Moms a box office hit.

>they couldn't find 11 actresses willing to do this shite

LMFAO

>that cast

mommykino

get him lads

What are the odds they're just gonna seduce their way to the score?

>A criminal mastermind (Sandra Bullock)

>criminal mastermind
>female
hahahahahaha

To be fair I thought the same about Harry Styles in Dunkirk but he was pretty damn good.

more like the studio wouldn't give them the budget for 11 actors because they're women
that's too many characters anyway, more screen time for each means more development

>Met Gala

Let me guess, they're going to steal a dress coated in diamonds?

>It worked so well for Ghostbusters!

>eight women being able to pull of a heist
>eight women working coherently as a team
I know it's a movie but fucking hell. I wonder how many male guards they'll take down in hand-to-hand combat.

Can Rihanna even act? Never saw her in anything, sure, Eminem is also a surprisingly good actor, but what's the case with Rihanna?

>You will be a misogynist for not loving it.
10/10 from all the "male allies" out there in the press.

they use 8 to draw chinese audiences idiot

Terrible idea
didn't they learned with memebusters?

more like mouth-to-dick combat

Okay, so Sandra Bullock = George Clooney, right?
What about the rest?
Cate Blanchett = Brad Pitt?
Rihanna = Bernie Mac? (RIP)
Anne Hathaway = Matt Damon?
Helena Bonham Carter = Andy Garcia?

>"This is the best part of my day."
>*Idrid Elba walks down stairs*

Ho boy Ocean's 8, 9 and 10. Can't wait.

She had that boner inducing scene in the Valerian movie.

>...said that there would not be an Ocean's Fourteen, stating that George Clooney wanted "to go out strong" with the third film
BASED Clooney knew when to stop.
>However, a new Ocean's Eleven spin-off with an all-female cast led by Sandra Bullock as the sister of George Clooney's Danny Ocean character was in development as of October 2015
...but studio gonna milk it anyway

this

I'll at least give them credit for doing that instead of just doing another Ocean's 11, 12 and 13. Not much credit, I'll admit but hey.

playing in dunkirk didn't require much acting talent though
The constant ticking noise blurred out any focus one could have on the actors

yea but she already was in some movies and was shit in all of them IIRC , and the contrast between her and the rest of them is fuckhuge

>Sandra Bullock as the sister of George Clooney's Danny Ocean
this is going to be even worse than ghostbusters
>middle of heist, tense atmosphere
>"cute shoes"

So who exactly is the target audience here? Regular women won't give a fuck, men won't give a fuck. Are they genuinely considering blowing millions just to appease a few feminists?

I wonder what Bernie Mac would say if he could see this.

Underrated

A better movie;

>Ocean's Five
>Five female thieves plan the heist of the decade
>However each is planning on betraying the group for her own personal gain
>Watch as the heist unfolds alongside five unique and convoluted acts of treachery, deception and petty revenge
>Who will come out on top?

thoughts on the cast?

>black person
>nine ball

why is hollywood so racist?

If his sister is called Aletta Ocean, I'd go to the midnight screening.

>this is going to be even worse than ghostbusters
It can't possibly be. Female Ghostbusters went full retard Melissa McCarthy movie. I can't see Bullock, Blanchett and Bonham Carter do that. Fuck, I hope they don't do that.

Europe is the main source of Marxism. America only turned communist recently because American leftists are trying to impress you Eurocucks.

>Damian Lewis as the main villain, Debbie's ex-lover and the target of the gang's robbery
>ex-lover

So the plot is about a bunch of roasties getting revenge on the one man who escaped the alimony trap?
Cuckkino.

>Office Poo and American Horror Dyke

Fucking awful

>villain is still a male

It's Debbie, Debbie Ocean. Because Danny Ocean. Debbie and Danny Ocean. Gotta keep with the D.O. Get it?

Debbie Does New York.

they couldn't even get 8. bullock plays the lead and blanchett and hathaway have to split the other 7.
my guess is:
1. hathaway
2. blanchett
3. dyke hathaway (explosions expert)
4. blanchett with big chinese buck teeth
5. blackface hathaway
6. cg baby groot voiced by hathaway
7. a shot of blanchett's cunt with her pulling the lips apart to make it talk

>A criminal mastermind (George Clooney)

She doesn’t need to act, she’s charismatic and can play “bad girl ri ri” she used to and generate tons of publicity, it’s a wise choice for a team movie like that.

That sounds great. Fund it.

>white
>male
>english

The holy trinity. Probably means Armitage and Corden will be villains sidekicks.

>Rihanna
>charismatic
They're in a heap of trouble if they're making her the "new Bernie Mac" of this series.

>It's another Clooney SJW project
What the fuck is his problem?

IIRC he finally got married and had a kid.

Sandra Bullock = my foot mistress (and pusy)

>try to pull off

Clooney is producing this one. He gave up acting to shit out crappy social justice progressive garbage instead.

>James Corden
>the man who sexually assaulted Lilly Allen on screen

What a fucking cuckold. No wonder he's losing his mind.

"Help there's a movie in my casket!"

The last time I saw Rihanna was that SHOCK video where she takes a bloodbath and shit and I never saw Ocean movies, so I based my opinion on my sharp senses.

It's a capitalist and consumerist market you dumb shit. If it's going to make money, and the studios believe it will, it's going to be made whatever intentions or political belief the producer has. One thing is for sure, they're not marxists. But the movie might have a liberal audience. They are two different things

>Mindy Kaling

Gross

She was all right in Bates Motel.

Whats worse is the planned Oceans 9 and Oceans 10.

what are you, sexist??

kek

>women pulling off a heist

probably acting like a slut distracting le token white security guard while ethnic power womyn takes him out from behind

>America turned communist more recently
Are you daft?

>awkwafina
???????????????

also
>james corden
>olivia munn
instant no watch

>A criminal mastermind (George Clooney)
Someone hasn't heard Clooney's cat shit litterbox story. The man is diabolical.

>no grease man
>they're all going to seduce everyone until they reach their goal
and matt damon is actually matt damon in this

They should have at least used better actresses.

Here's mine.
>implying it wouldn't be kino

That sounds terrible and incredibly uncharismatic.

>ywn rape the gay out of Michelle Rodriguez

shouldve casted cara

this will go over very well considering how well she portrayed an astronaut

No way those are happening.
This one will flop hard and they'll pull the same excuse they used for Ghostbusters and blame men for it.

>awkwafina

i had to check if you edited that

>rihannna

no thanks

>criminal mastermind (George Clooney)

he isn't the master mind that's why they have 11 guys

Why not make an original bank heist movie instead?

>sjws
>originality

I hope this flops.

Fuck you Hollywood stop tainting series that obviously cant live up to the superior originals.

What is this vapid obsession with making these girl powerrr remakes. Its like when there was the slate of nigger adaptions for a while.

Only good one being death at a funeral

This will bomb.

Because they think they can re-write cinema history by replacing characters with women. Not a single one has worked so far.

>Who the fuck asked for this?
take a wild guess

>planned Oceans 9 and Oceans 10.

you mean like how they planned for ghostbusters to take off in full franchise mode?

yeaaa

Ramis died though and explicitly stated he didn't want a Ghostbusters remake while alive

every time

hmmm

>this vapid obsession with making these girl powerrr remakes

women hate how boring the really are so they want the respect men get for being interestingly portrayed as doers, but ironically they can't use their own ideas, so they gotta take over star wars

>the absolute state of Weimerica

At least caste strong looking women not these dainty princesses.

This is happening in Europe too though

Whens the Expendables remake with all women happening.

PURE COHENCIDENCE
DELET

>Had to go down in numbers because they couldnt find enough good female actresses.

post 5 examples of the same stuff from european television