Hasbro Shared Universe Storytime

>What is the Hasbro Shared Universe?
Remember when you were a kid and you'd put all your toys together, making Snake Eyes and Flint ride on Optimus Prime while you pretended that your M.A.S.K. Thunderhawk could turn into something that wasn't a car with its doors open? It's basically that.

>This Weeks Issues
M.A.S.K. Annual 2017
G.I. Joe #3
Revolutianaries #3

>Downloads
>Previous Storytimes
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Bullet man?

Starting with Revolutionaries, in which Barber references just about every little thing he can.

Yes.

Yep.
He's flexing because he loves his job.
My personal favorite is the bit where he references shitty knockoff Transformer toylines.

Mine too...mine too.

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Yeah from the Adventure Team toy series from the 1970, its one of the early Gi Joe toy lines.
youtube.com/watch?v=nTBeA9kZVUo

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Guess he is in the public domain. Lotta non marvel family characters are.

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>Alternators or Convertors
Thanks, Barber.

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>I wasn't even meant to be here today

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>No Transformers
Thread closed.

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One issue's about Soundwave, one's about Skywarp, and one's about Astrotrain.

Does Soundwave not count?

Oh boy...

>Kup loves Thundercracker's writing
Aaaaw.
Shit taste, though, Kup.

>I actually do know this.
>That's my lad!
>Thanks, Kup.
I love these two so damn much.

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>Doing things your way destroyed Cobra. Now, you wear the hat.

And now, for a preview of Revolution... Aw Yeah!

You're one stupid mother fucker aren't you.

dis gon be gud

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>Change of Heart
ha-hah

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>Two cybertronians on the cover
your autism knows no bounds huh?

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......WAIT! Astrotrain is coming back from his Jupiter grave?!

Sort of.

And that's all for this preview...and the issue.

Micronauts Annual, which is...

>Micronauts Annual
MASK Annual.
It's not as bad as regular MASK, but it's also not particularly good.

Next!

>Not Easton
Thank god.

Yeah, M.A.S.K., don't know why I said Micronauts.

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>Operationalist

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Since when was Tomax Cobra Commander?

This guy hasn't been in IDW before, right?

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IDW GI Joe volume 4. Presumably Karen Traviss got rid of the masked military leader guy for not being "realistic" enough.

No, he hasn't.

who dis?

Well, that was a mistake.

And, deleted.

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Anyone know what he's saying in French?

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"I hate you so much right now. You're literally the worst."

Been a while since I've done any french, but it's something a long the lines of:
"I hate you right now. You are literally the worst."

Huh, I'm not as rusty as I though I was.

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The man of the hour himself.

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Given that G.I. Joe has established that Cobra is basically collapsed, it feels weird to have Tomax and Destro running around like nothing's happened.

>second, third and fourth panels
L-lewd dialogue

If anyone's curious, the Spanish is: "Don't jump out of the helicopter while I'm yelling at you, kid!"

Thanks.

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They're rich people with their own companies independent from Cobra so it's believable.

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How in the high holy Hell are they gonna explain using Hearts of Steel? Only possible explanation I can think of is dimension hopping.

Still cool, though. Hearts of Steel was one of the first complete minis I ever bought with my own money.