ITT: Kelly comics you unironically agree with

ITT: Kelly comics you unironically agree with.

We all have at least one.

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Sickos jpg.
Show me the comic.

>liberty isn't crying

Who made this terrible knockoff

He's right pretty often

He's right about tech almost always.

>being a physical support slave
>right

>watching a 5gb rip of a 40gb blu ray and not expecting massive quality loss

Before this thread goes any further.

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Trips of truth. I honestly agree with this one.

It's the same with the Colbert Report, or that MAGA speech with Red Skull; lefty writers and comedians think they're DESTROYING right-wingers when all they're doing is mainstreaming the right-wing perspective in a more accessible format.

Something, something, think they're in good company and all that.

If you mean in that what's depicted is a thing, yeah.

Tuition for a lot of the four-years I've looked at ends up being like 120K which is a not inconsiderable amount of debt to start your career with.
I've never been wowed by HD anything.

Unironically agree with this.
also this, even though I'm going to grad school in the us.

Just get a PhD in math. $300k starting, any job you want.

The only way I can imagine that this is supposed to be ironic wit is that the Kelly character drew broad ethnic stereotypes...but so what? Is it trying to tell me that a comical blowhard like Kelly having silly notions of various groups is supposed to be such a terrible thing?

So we're left with the message being unironically true.

you don't "just" get a PhD in math user

>making satire in an age when everyone has forgotten what it is

Nty, I'd rather take a bullet to the head than go into math. But more power to those who are good at it.

Getting my PsyD so I can be a shrink.

Like image quality matters for the dumb shit you watch.

Ok then, let me rephrase that.
Just don't be a brainlet user.

Well, yeah

I remember a time Sup Forums was calling this out.

>This is what rednecks and ghetto trash actually believe

Why you americans keep owing money to everyone?

I think the idea is that racial issues don't stop happening because you stop calling attention to them. And while I hate the trend of identity politics, that is correct.

was gonna post this one

Thank you so much...
I was looking for this.

In order to watch stream or download HD videos someone has to buy the content. Also watching shows live or buying content encourages DVDs to come out faster.

I didn't know Kelly did unironic comics

Latest.

It's missing the facet that "talking about race" generally means "drawing sides and harping on antagonism".

"Anger! Unrest! Riots!" aren't strawmen. They've happened enough recently.

>Hacker People

Actually nothing encouraged DVDs to come out faster more than piracy. It's not that long ago that home releases took 6 months at least.

Sure, I'm just saying, race relations aren't necessarily peachy when they're not talked about.

That's not an elitist you fucking retard.
An elitist is someone who wouldnt have a fucking student loan because all their.college was paid for by their parents.

These comics always make me mad because they are always on the fringe of being satire, except they arent because even if the artist is making them as jokes, there are fucking retarded trumples that think that way unironically

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OK, I can get that; it's supposed to be "a naive member of the majority fails to see any possible problems of minorities", but it ultimately works very badly, hence why it's ended up in this thread.

>t. Latte drinker

The worst part of all of these are his little character in the bottom. Fuck off, Tiny!Kelly, explaining a joke is never funny.

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>t. Elitist Sicko

This is a shit comic, because burning the American flag is protected under your first amendment, being able to say whatever you want, and protest the shitty government is the most American thing there

Anyone who says that burning the flag should be jail time or loss of citizen ship should actually go fucking kill themselves

>"America was never great"
It's like they're trying to be parodies of themselves.

user, are you familiar with the Onion?
youtube.com/watch?v=cQ7J7UjsRqg

That's not what elitism is.

Every fucking thread

That's the joke.

I was born and raised in major metropolitan areas and I believe it, while pulling down six figures in IT. College is a scan designed to enrich college professors and unless you're learning a hard science where you need a real laboratory infrastructure then you're better off figuring out what you're good at and doing that, instead.

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When was America great, trumple?
You literally can't name a single time period where America as a whole country was better than another without at the same time fucking one group or another

Hit close to home because I'm from STL.

t. obsessed euro

Every single era has been marred by something, almost like America isn't perfect and is in a constant state of change or something.

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The black girl porn one

> This is what trumples actually believe

flag burning is such a strange thing. Its considered extremely disrespectful in some situations and in others it expected and a form of reverence.
usscouts.org/ceremony/flagret1.asp
always bugs me

And that moron was wrong

honestly, this would have been 10 times better is Lady Liberty had a mustache too.

Eh, let the Electoral College handle it.

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Context. If someone sets fires to a flag, throws it on the ground, and stomps it, the intent is pretty clear.

>Not voting to counter Latte drinkers votes
Kelly I'm disappointed

>America when minorities know their place
>America when they don't.

The joke is that he's lionizing mere laziness.

America where everyone is an American

America where everyone is a race

>Graduated from college debt free with $0 in scholarship
Feels good not to have a poor family

>You must become the monster to defeat the monster
You won't fool me today you Elitist Busy Body™!

I love how Kelly is ignorant of technology, except for DVDs and DVD players.

same

feels good not to live in a third world country

>Latte Drinking Elitist Harpy Sicko detected

>what is the american century
>what is the world's sole superpower
>what is pax americana
delusional

>Some Gizmo

>What is segregation and the civil rights movement
>What is women's sufferage
Wow it's almost like you proved his point.

What is segregation, when people volunteer for it in my country then complain about their kids throwing rocks at the authorities to the authorities?

>it's a "Sup Forums doesn't get it" episode

uhhhhhhhh... are you saying America was never great because civil rights and womens sufferage becamea a thing? is this some hardcore Sup Forumsack posting right now?

because I mean, the only other way this post makes sense is that you're trying to harp on America for being late to the civil rights/women's sufferage movement or something???

Kelly is always right about pop culture.

>swish!

this. I honeslty am dumbfounded at how people can think otherwise

Does it ever occur to people that the reason pepole are screaming about college debt and how big of a problem it is, is because the college degrees people are getting are worth jack shit? I seriously don't understand why people even want to try to get a college degree if it isn't going to pay them jack shit

Really, America should have done away with slavery and whatever womens suffrage was about at the beginning of time. Shame on them for evolving from primates first, those problematic shitlords.

No dumbass, those eras are marred by those things. Hard to say the country is "great" when huge swaths are denied basic rights.

>more and more kids are learning this from their older peers
>they can look up information on these questions within minutes instead of days
>bullshiting a bullshitter has never been less lucrative since everyone knows bullshit when they see it nowadays

The smartphone was supposed to be Big Brother creeping in without us noticing and instead it made them hope we don't find out who they are.

>"Now can Shatner come back?"

>Shatner directing a modern Trek movie

I don't know, man.

Final Frontier bombing wasn't entirely his fault from what I know, the budget was all fucked up and the script had to be redone because they couldn't get the special effects they wanted

Is that Death Grips on the right?

>vape

>college diploma
I love how fucking salty Kelly is about higher education

t. Elitist Sicko

You caught me anön, I also enjoy a drink of Latté and in fact drive a Saab

Do americans honestly believe this?

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So Rome was never great at any point ever then?

Uhh, well first thing, and this is actually pretty simple to understand, lack of equal rights doesn't relate in the slightest to the undeniable military hegemony that America has over the rest of the world. Even though America is losing is technological lead over the rest of the world more and more, America is still by far the biggest contributor to scientific publications. And American culture is so utterly dominating and permeating around the globe that its incredulous to even suggest that America isn't the cultural leader of the globe.

Is America great? Its the most awe-some, most powerful, and most utterly dominating force to grace the globe you fucking retard. Its abundantly clear that this is what people are referencing when talking about America's greatness.

And even if we assume that a place's greatness is entirely dependent on its social rights
>civil rights
>womans sufferage
You are actually unaware that America has been the leading force and forefront of equality and civil rights? Holy fuck, you fucking retard
>women's rights
>the US is among the first countries to grant women suffrage
>civil rights
>America gives blacks equal rights while Europeans literally still owned colonies in Africa and elsewhere

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>comparing living standards between antiquity and contemporary period
Americans unironically do this

you unironically think people who go to college are ELITISTS?

thats unfortunate...

hå hå hå hå
I can't hear you over my weird artsy european "indie music" in foreign languages

You guys really believe this? Like....wow....the joke is that its obviously not true.

Thats like saying "if the news stopped reporting crime all the time, i wouldnt hear about it, so its not happening!"

.......you dont believe THAT....right?.......right?

Could be worse you could be listening to Rap Band