AND EVERY LAST INCH OF ME'S COVERED IN HAIR

>AND EVERY LAST INCH OF ME'S COVERED IN HAIR
>only his chest is hairy

Explain this.

hyperbole

No one lies like Gaston.

low test detected

Gaston is such a stupid character oh my god.

I thought every last inch of him is covered in BEER?

it was metaphorical hair

Nevermind, misread is as "No one likes Gaston"

Humans are naturally hairy, so that makes sense.

It's a silly fucking song

Well technically speaking he's is covered in hair, not all of it visible to the naked eye though.

> No one fucks like Gaston
> No one cucks like Gaston
> No one cradles the balls and then sucks like Gaston.

>I'm especially good at e-JAC-u-LAT-ing

NO~

ONE~

Me meant on his dick
all 14 inches were covered in hair.

I'd imagine he uses it while hunting. He goes out in the forest, takes off his pants, lies down, and covers himself with leaves. Only his large hairy penis pokes out through the forest floor. Carnivorous animals are attracted to it, thinking that it's a large ferret, but Gaston always moves quicker than them.

No one cries like Gaston
No one mag-ni-fi-cent-ly dies like Gaston!

fpbp

>not "covered in BICEPS TO SPARE"
you fucked up

PUBES

ALL THE WAY TO THE TIP

I laughed way harder at that then I should have.